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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    You knew it wasn't a good idea.
    But seeing a friendless and angry Miko Nakadai filled you with a primal rage at the unfairness of how the world treated teenage girls, deciding in the heat of the moment to take her under your wing.

    Somehow, this ended up with the girl convincing the Autobots that you and Megatron were her biological parents, and now you have to navigate co-parenting chaos incarnate as the vessel for Space Satan tries to convince you to quit your job and join his emo band.

    Joy.

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    Inspired by raileurta's Fake Dad Megs AU, with my own spin on it all (can you tell I like found families yet?)

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    24 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    "W-wait! You-you can't kill me!" They yelled out, thrashing around in panic and fear. Starscream simply smirked in amusement at the tiny little thing.

    "And pray tell- why shouldn't I? What could possibly be so important about you that I shouldn't end your miserable life right here and now?"

    “I’m pregnant!”

    "..."

    “And it’s his!”

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    26 Sep 2025

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    Surrounded by the torrid fiction of his fellow Autobots, Jazz uncovers a Decepticon plot hidden amidst their written fantasies. Can the Spec Ops commander turn this plot of high treason into a narrative...of love? OR Jazz is surrounded by a bunch of perverted writers, and wouldn't you know it, one of them is a Decepticon. (Complete)

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    05 Sep 2025

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    Prime moves swiftly, with purpose—lifting, shifting, tossing debris aside as though it weighs nothing. His steps are careful but unrelenting, the ground shaking just slightly under each one. The tremor of the rubble vibrates through Starscream and it feels like knives being jabbed into his wires.

    Of course Optimus Prime would show up. Of course he'd come for one of his own.

    He can't even delegate this to someone else. Optimus Prime is too noble, too compassionate, too honorable to not put his own life on the line for his underlings.

    Megatron would laugh at the very notion.

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    Starscream is left to rust after a failed decepticon mission. Optimus Prime does not let him die.

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    12 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 36

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    When a battle between the Autobots and Decepticons leaves your life in shambles, you don't think much about picking up a cassette player from the rubble of what used to be your apartment. Little do you know that it's actually Soundwave, stuck in his alt mode. A deal is struck, and the two of you go on a cross country road trip to find his scattered cassettes.

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    23 Jul 2025