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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    15 May 2025

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    14 May 2025

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    One foolish man upset the entire balance of power in the Imperial Court within a single afternoon. In the aftermath, Jinshi and Maomao must choose their paths forward, even if those paths must separate.

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    11 May 2025

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    You know Cloud Strife has wanted nothing to do with you in the six months since he became your neighbor in Sector 4, after rescuing Aerith from the Shinra building.

    So when your Avalanche cell assigns you to go undercover as a Honeygirl in Wall Market-with Cloud as your confidant-you couldn't be more nervous: how are you going to work, to live, with the boy you've been hopelessly crushing on for so long? Why is he so cold to you, so secretive? And how are the two of you going to make this mission a success?

    …Will you even be the same people when you come back?

    [Currently on hiatus as of 10/10/2024.]

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    11 May 2025

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    The decisions made by the Emperor didn't always make sense. But given the status held by his position, they didn't have to.

    So despite any speculation behind it, a new concubine joined the Rear Palace without question. Such was the Emperor's will, after all.

    But just what this will entailed was lost to all but the new object of his attention.

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    Or, Maomao becomes a concubine at the Rear Palace.

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    09 May 2025

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    Jinshi, being a rebellious teenager, escapes the palace wanting to feel free for once.

    Who is he going to meet in this adventure? Maybe his future...

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    05 May 2025

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    Axel Brandt is a highly intelligent but overall normal guy. He lives a normal life, has a normal engineering job, has normal friends, so on and so forth. But then he died… or not. Displaced and still very much alive, now he's found himself in a distinctly abnormal situation. Ninjas are not something he wants to deal with.

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    01 May 2025

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    When Yusami finds out she's been dropped into the Naruto universe, she doesn't know if she should feel relieved or cheated to have missed out on all of the cool ninja stuff.

    "Both" she decides as she looks down at her favorite customer and wonders how she can sneak extra veggies into his bag without him noticing, "Definitely both."

    Or: a self-insert becomes a simple grocer in Konohagakure and decides that if no one else is going to adopt the baby protagonist, then it's free real estate.

    Featuring: a civilian woman beating Danzou at his own game, Naruto finding the love he's always deserved, and a hefty amount of ANBU operatives wondering if the Uchiha are accepting volunteers for that little coup/revolution.

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    26 Apr 2025

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    Dying isn't always painful, Minato is sure. He probably just has really bad luck. (SI) (Minato-centric)

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    25 Apr 2025

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    Everyone always says that dying is worst for the loved one left behind.

    Sam has to assume that only applies when the person in question stays dead. Because his life has been a steaming pile of shit since his resurrection in the Egyptian desert. Mikaela broke up with him. He hasn't seen Bee in months. The Autobots are ignoring him. He's been exiled from college and left to the mercies of his overbearing parents.

    But it's inevitable, really. If there's an Autobot disaster to be had, Sam will wind up in the middle of it. Maybe this time around it'll end up doing him some good. With every battle he ends up growing closer to the Autobots. Maybe this time he'll end up getting a second family out of it.

    The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb. Does that still apply when most of the blood is actually Energon?

    And why the fuck have all the Autobots started bowing at him?

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    15 Apr 2025

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    Namikaze Minato, Konoha's Yellow-Flash, Konoha's Yondaime Hokage is done with Naruto's fate when Obito manages to land a fatal hit on his son during the Fourth Shinobi War and sets out to make his son's life right again.

    The question arises whether his heart can take it though or if he needs to be shipped off to a mental facility before Naruto is even half-way done causing mayhem, heart-ache and unbearable cuteness.

    Having flee on sight status did nothing to prepare him for being a father he finds out.

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    02 Apr 2025

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    Watching what could be an eventually unhinged Obito?
    A masked and unmasked Hatake?

    Neither was weirder or more moving than seeing the Super-Pervert again!

    Naruto arrives in what wasn't even her own past and can't believe she has to deal with this crap. She's got losers to take down, that's the only thing she's sure of right now. Feminist protagonist.

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    31 Mar 2025

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    Sasuke gets sent back in time to stop Danzo. He intends to save his clan, and his brother. But he made one major mistake: He left the number one unpredictable ninja in charge of the jutsu. He's about 10 years too early. Thanks, Naruto...

    Now what?

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    30 Mar 2025

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    The crux of the matter is that Kakashi’s old. By the time he finally gives up the hat, he’s nearly forty and growing older, and while he’s faced death too many times to still remember to fear it, he certainly thinks about it. He can’t help it. He blames the Nidaime — staring at Senju Tobirama’s reanimated face reminds Kakashi of everything that will die with him: his clan, their history, an entire generation. The realization leaves him unsettled, and as his body starts to ache more and more, he finds himself wishing for a world in which he isn’t so alone.

    Or, Kakashi returns to the Hatake compound in an attempt to speak with his ancestors and promptly forgets that the Hiraishin is, above all else, an experimental time/space jutsu. By activating it, he finds himself in a world not quite like his own.

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    25 Mar 2025

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    Six years after Minato Namikaze rose from the dead, Naruto's graduated the academy with a field of flowers in his mind and the best friends he could've ever asked for. Everything seems like it's going well... until it's not. Conspiracies within the village are keeping Minato on his toes, and Naruto's goal of world peace only seems to get further and further away from him as the Akatsuki stir and start to raise their heads. There are unknown enemies lurking around every corner, and it's up to Naruto and Kurama to stop them-- and who knows, maybe they'll have a little help when they do.

    (In the distance, the remnants of Uzu call, getting louder and louder each day. Naruto doesn't know what it means for him or for the rest of Team 7, but as the pull gets stronger and stronger, he has a feeling he's going to find out.)

    Or: Six years after the events of six years too long.

    (Cross posted on wattpad)

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    11 Mar 2025

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    All it took was three years for Kaguya to destroy the world. Three-fucking-years. Naruto lost everyone. She had to watch as the five great shinobi villages fell and their people slaughtered. When it was over all she had left to show was herself, Kurama, and her long-dead father.
    “No Naruto, you will fix this and I’ll help you.”
    Naruto sighed and rolled her head around to look him in the eyes. “How?” Her voice was defeated when the question was asked.
    “Simple!” Minato replied he was beaming now, practically joyful in his response. “Time Travel!”
    “Fucking what?”
    And she travels back, blood smeared into the crakes in her hands, dirt in her hair, and a promise backed with fire burning in her eyes. She'll do it right this time. She swears it.

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    10 Mar 2025

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    Mix in Juubi's bijuudama, two Susanoo, few Mangekyou Sharingan, the power of Rinnegan, the chakra of the Kyuubi, some Ninjutsu, add some uncanny sort of luck, and you will get one dimensionally misplaced Jinchuuriki. Or where Naruto and Kurama are thrown into another world that is as messed up as their own.

    (Dimension travel/parallel world universe/alternative history)

    ON HIATUS

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    06 Mar 2025

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    Minato has no idea who these two guys are but by the end he's very glad there on his side.

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    05 Mar 2025

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    Lets watch Mori Yuuki's life in snippets as she lives and saves the Naruto universe, by saying, and I quote, "Fuck it, I'll figure it out later."

    This is a self-insert story set in the age of Minato Namikaze and others. How much can she change or fix?

    Yuuki is ignoring the fact she never finished reading the Manga and read so much fanfiction it's blurred the line a little bit.

    Updates every Sunday/Monday whenever I wake up for the day.

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    03 Mar 2025

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    What happens when, for the Hero Course Civil War Assignment, no one picks Izuku's villain team to join?

    Well, Izuku stars plotting. After all he is going to make them regret not picking him.

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    21/?
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    22,312

    27 Feb 2025

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