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Alpharetta Way and the Mortifying Ordeal of Corporate Mind Games by LittleWritingRabbit, NoodlesThoughtSoup
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance
04 Oct 2025
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The city of Alpharetta, Georgia has a population of sixty-seven thousand, two hundred and seventy-five. The sun rises at seven o’clock in the morning. At that same moment, the one person out of those sixty-seven thousand, two hundred and seventy-five named “Alpharetta” wakes up, and knows it’s going to be a good day.
Little does Alpharetta Way know, but tribulations are coming their way. With their department mysteriously under review, and the water cooler broken, they also have to suffer through the newest addition to the office: the striking new salesguy, Frank Iero.
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Six Thousand Two Hundred and Forty-Six Days by LittleWritingRabbit
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Black Parade - My Chemical Romance (Album)
24 Sep 2025
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Six thousand, two hundred, and forty-six days after their untimely deaths in Mexico City, the members of the Black Parade are pulled from their temporary medical sarcophagi, and given the opportunity to become His Grand Immortal Dictator's National Band. The Draag of their youth, with its Gothic spires, ash-falls, and 'till-death-do-us-art persuasions is gone. In its place is only the Concrete Age. Good luck to you, Black Parade. Long live Draag.
(Woe betide you! I'm worldbuilding!)
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In the middle of the Forty-Day Wasteland War, Nux, his yet-unnamed best friend, and his fellow Warpups are brought to the Front to help bury the dead. It's the most exciting thing that's ever happened to them.
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The is-Capable-a-lancer fic
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If I Join the Cavalreapers and Perish Far From Home (A Life As Sweet as Candy I May Never Live to Know) by LittleWritingRabbit
Fandoms: Homestuck
05 Sep 2024
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Piijay Mikenz is a jadeblood who has never left Alternia. Her matesprit, a swashbuckling interstellar hacker, is far too cool to get captured by aliens. (Right?) And even if that happened, Piijay would never be able to cross the galaxy and rescue her. (Right??) And she definitely wouldn't pick up a few odball hatefriends along the way. (RIGHT??)
Title is from Candy by The Blasting Company.
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- English
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- 6,999
- Chapters:
- 5/9
- Hits:
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Sladen Hewitt (Slit, for short) on the subject of patience.
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It’s been too long since the last War. Twenty days, or so. They’re doldrumed in the Citadel, mired and without the rage and fighting they were made for.
A little ficlet about communication. How do you communicate when you're in a car death cult that only expects one emotion from you, and that emotion is war? Slit and Nux certainly don't know, but they're doing their best. Please enjoy them stumbling through it for two thousand or so words.
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When you work in your dad's mechanic's shop, as Wilbur does, you see a lot of weird things happen to cars. But when the casino owners' son shows up three times in a row with mysteriously wrecked cars, Wilbur has some questions. In answering them, he finds out what life is like on the other side of town.
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- Part 1 of Boys in Cars (50s au)
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The Treasure of Ender Island by LittleWritingRabbit, NoodlesThoughtSoup
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
11 May 2023
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The Hypnos and the Eris, two of the most feared pirate ships in the Caribbean, are thrown together in competition for a priceless treasure, forcing captains Technoblade and Dream to test just how far they will go for power. The race to Ender Island demands the loyalty of both shipmates, and new friends, but then again, pirate crews have never been known for their great adherence to authority.
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- Part 2 of Ender Island Pirate AU
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Privateer of the Universe by LittleWritingRabbit, NoodlesThoughtSoup
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
10 Apr 2023
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Dream is a capitan of the Spanish armada, headed out of Florida on his first voyage. George is a sailor in the British navy, on a warship trailing Dream's treasure galleon. Neither of them expect to be stranded on an island in the middle of the Caribbean, but sometimes that's just the way it goes.
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- Part 4 of Ender Island Pirate AU
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The Rum Incident by LittleWritingRabbit, NoodlesThoughtSoup
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
10 Apr 2023
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Quackity tries rum for the first time, things go about as well as you'd expect. Welcome to Pirate AU Wilbur and Quackity's backstory.
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- Part 3 of Ender Island Pirate AU
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Now Tubbo wants to get married. For tax benefits, he says, and the more Ranboo thinks about that, the more they think, that’s far too good to be true.
I'm unsure if this is plausible within the canon timeline, but I wanted to write angst, and I wanted to write it about Ranboo, so here you go.
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Ender Island Ephemera by LittleWritingRabbit, NoodlesThoughtSoup
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Mar 2023
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An introduction to the world of the Ender Island Pirate AU, via its letters.
From No King's Port, Oxford's Pembroke College, Saint Maryanne's Home for Orphaned Children, the town of Schburg, and Saint Herrm's Village on Long Island in the Caribbean, a cast of characters writes of their lives which will soon be thrown together by a desperate search for treasure.
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- Part 1 of Ender Island Pirate AU
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Gift of a Lie by LittleWritingRabbit for NoodlesThoughtSoup
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP
24 Jan 2023
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Somewhere in the cold, in the stone, beneath the layers of diamond armor and wool uniform, an idea lights up in Wilbur. See, he’s not the best at fighting, or crafting elaborate builds, or even small-talk some of the time, but what he is good at is lying. He can lie beautifully, when given the chance, and maybe, he thinks, that’s what makes him such a good poet. So maybe that’s about the only thing he can do right now: make the best lie of his life, and give it as a gift to Tommy Innit.
An elaboration on Wilbur and Tommy's first night in what will later be called Pogtopia. Inspired (as many things are) by the song "Fish in a Birdcage," and prompted by the question "what if the Origins SMP was a story that Wilbur made up to comfort Tommy when they were exiled?" which I asked myself once, and then couldn't get it out of my head.
(A gift for the amazing NoodlesThoughtSoup)
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The Cow Aficionado by LittleWritingRabbit for FallacyFallacy
Fandoms: Historical RPF, 18th Century CE RPF, American Revolution RPF
21 Apr 2022
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Based on this post by @adhd-ahamilton
Alexander Hamilton, a fast-talking New York City lawyer, is not at all excited about spending a month in the middle of nowhere, South Carolina. However, this court case might be his only way to stand up to British rule in the 21st century United Colonies of America, so he takes the case of one Henry Laurens, who is suing a British customs agent, and packs his bags. Little does he know, he's walking into a world of tragic family secrets, possible rebellions of various natures, and all the cows, bugs, and sunburns the South Carolina outdoors has to offer.
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The story of how Jade learned that particular family tradition.
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“UM. IKTA KLATAWA PESHAK,” Uriel yaka wawa.
“Pus ikta nesaika wawa kakwa okook?” wawa Sohu. “Pi ikta lelang nesaika wawa kopa?”
“OKOOK LELANG NEM CHINUK WAWA,” Uriel wawa, “PI KONAWE TILIKUM KOPA KONAWE ILIHI WAWA KOPA OKOOK LELANG ALTA, KEWA IKTA KLATAWA HAYU PESHAK.”
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In other words, a mishap with the code of existence leads our heroes to realize the importance of both linguistic diversity, and fixing things by turning them off and back on again.
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A Visit to Ordinary by LittleWritingRabbit
Fandoms: The Haunting of Hill House (TV 2018)
01 Mar 2019
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Trish Park, always the confidant of others, needs someone to talk to on her way to crash a funeral. Her sister Crystal might very well be the right someone.
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Peter and Ned were just looking for some volunteer hours, but things got a little out of hand.
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The Very Bad, No Good Trial Of 1779 by LittleWritingRabbit
Fandoms: 18th Century CE RPF, American Revolution RPF, Historical RPF
04 Dec 2018
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"Your hands protect the flames
From the wild winds around you
Icarus is flying too close to the sun
And Icarus's life, it has only just begun
This is how it feels to take a fall
Icarus is flying towards an early grave"
- BastilleBased on a prompt by @Phocion on tumblr, who said "what if John and Alex were caught doing something that passed the boundaries of friendship and things led up until it reached a court martial" and I ran with the idea.