LousPrisoner
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After 130 years, Baldur’s life as a royal advisor suddenly takes a turn for the worst; after being chased out of the city he had called home until then and botching an ancient spell, he finds himself in a strange world with the knight Earl, who might just be his least favorite person. And things just keep getting worse, demons, talking cats, Paladins and faceless mages all seem to want to prevent his return home.
Some years later Aleysa is busy trying to defend a once great city from an even greater threat. But then whispers about the return of the Phoenix, long dead gods, start emerging and with two young women coming into their potentially universe ending powers, things get very complicated and dangerous very fast.
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Iron Bars and Sunlight by LousPrisoner
Fandoms: Original Work, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Jan 2024
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A collection of short stories originally posted on Twitter, but the format over there hurts my eyes.
Some of them Good Omens coded, some of them featuring original characters and some of them related to personal experiences.
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Vox and Alastor have a deal. Once a month they roleplay around an alternating theme of their choice. Indulging in kinky no strings attached sex and fetishes.
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20 Jan 2026
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Coming to the conclusion that Valentino might have been drugging him with his venom for the past twelve years, Vox flees to the Hazbin Hotel to collect his thoughts. An injured Alastor is less-than-pleased to see him, but Vox begins remembering fragments of a past he didn't realise he'd forgotten and he's shocked to learn that he once had a very close relationship with his enemy.
The memories come to him faster and faster and soon, Vox realises just how much Valentino stole from him. Alastor isn't as carefully composed as he makes out and things quickly get complicated when past feelings resurface.
And then there's that whole mess with the chain around Alastor's neck. It turns out that the Radio Demon isn't as cold-hearted as everyone thinks, especially when it comes to a certain Television Demon.
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07 Jan 2026
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Alastor makes his living through investments, the trade market, forging deals with powerful people and selling goods. On a warm summer's day, he stumbles on a rare mermaid who has been caught by sailors and is now waiting to be auctioned. He's gorgeous; his tail a stark, vivid red more enrapturing than a blood moon with pearly white fins adorning it from the sides like ethereal ghosts; even beaten down the fervid fire in his eyes burns into Alastor's very soul. Unable to tear his gaze away, Alastor buys him. Dealing with mermaids was a dangerous job, one Alastor was well versed in, never having had any proclivity for love or sex which is how he had earned his great success, fortune and reputation. No mermaid can tempt him to his demise with their song.
He could never have known that with this one decision his entire life would be flipped. Feelings that have always lurked beneath the surface arise as an old friend gets pulled into the scheme.
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19 Dec 2025
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The massive, colossal failure of VoxTek Angelic Security is going to have to be carefully erased from the minds of the entirety of Hell if Vox is going to stay in business, but that’s a problem for future Vox. Present Vox needs to figure out a plan so he doesn't die horribly first.
Waking up screenless, body smashed, with a hole in his chest courtesy of an angelic spear, and trapped in Alastor's nightmare of a room is not part of that plan.
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10 Dec 2025
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One night, Vox decided to stir up some drama by creating a secret ex-lover for Lucifer. The King, displeased with this lie, forces Vox to reveal that he actually has a secret ex-husband, on live T.V. Naturally, this revelation sparks curiosity throughout Hell, and now everyone wants to know who it is.
And the ex-husband? Oh, he's pissed.Bookmarked by LousPrisoner
09 Dec 2025