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    Wow, what doesn't happen in this fic?

    There are Amazon Prime packages delivered to Batman from Red Hood in the form of a bloody and beaten Robin. This makes Bruce, Dick, Barbara and Alfred SAD. Tim sees that it makes them SAD and decides that he does not like them being SAD and he needs to get Jason back in the family and cure him of his Lazarus Pit Menty Bs (mental breakdowns).

    So he comes to the only logical solution: meet Talia Al Ghul.

    But Good Dad Bruce Batman does not like that so Tim does the only other logical thing: quit being Robin (by accident).

    Then he goes to meet with Talia Al Ghul.

    And he comes out with an assassin son.

    So now Tim has to raise a homicidal bratty 10-year-old Damian along with running and hiding from the Bats while trying to cure Jason of his green eggs and ham rages and get the family back together.

    Oh hey! What's that there in the distance! *zooms camera*

    "J0ker waz HeRe 🤡"

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    Siblings fight often, that's not news, but when you are Bruce Wayne, avid child collector, and your children seem to inherit the trait, ending a day without one more running around the manor seems a tale told twice.

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    Jason steals Tim, then Tim steals Damian

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    "What did you throw at him?"
    "A week of a now wasted experiment," the child grumbles, flipping a small container over in his hand, "father will be most displeased."
    "What?" Tim furrows his brow.
    "I was studying bee culture," the stranger gives a spectacular sigh.
    Tim sputters.
    "You threw a bee at him?"
    ...
    He is halfway home, later, when he realizes.
    Batman and Robin have been facing off against some sort of meta criminal who can control bees.
    The kid who keeps bees in his backpack is Damian Wayne.
    Robin.
    And he's kind of an asshole.

     

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    When Damian joins the Wayne family early, there are consequences. While Jason lives, Tim's parents both are murdered overseas and he is left alone - for now.
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    Febuwhump 2023 | Day #23 | You'll Have To Go Through Me

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    05 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 88

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    "This is Damian" Talia says as she puts a hand on his shoulder. "After his allience with Bane, my father no longer considered Damian's lineage suitable for the Demon's Heir, casted him out of his family, removing him from under my protection as well."

    She doesn't say more, but Tim's not stupid and he can read between the lines and the kid's, Damian's state speaks for itself. Tim is not overly familiar with the ways of the League, but he can imagine many disgruntled assasins would like to take their grudges against Ra's out on a kid who's no longer under the Demon's Head protection.

    Or: Talia decides Damian can't stay with the League after the events of Legacy and Tim just happens to be in Paris at the right time to gain a little bother

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  5. Public Bookmark 48

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    “So yes, the house was empty. And yes, sometimes Tim felt like the silence would swallow him whole. But he had learned his lesson. It was him against the world, and there was nothing he could do to change that.

    “And if he was going to die alone, if he was going to live an empty life, then darn it all, he was going to have some hot chocolate.”

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    Timothy Jackson Drake, CEO of Wayne enterprises, for once in his life, does not want to die. But fate hates him, and his pain must amuse some god he doesn’t believe in, because when something goes wrong on a patrol, he’s thrown back ten years. To the worst day of his life. Too bad the universe didn’t expect Tim to launch himself full throttle into his old (new) life. Tim’s got siblings to rescue, future disasters to prevent, and lives to save. He’s kind of busy, so just read it, okay?

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