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“Ah,” Kankri stated, rich red orbs sweeping over the three of you. There was power in that color, expensive genetics and purity from generations of the clan keeping to itself. You had to suppress a shudder when you felt the gaze of those eyes grace your body, anxiety glands working up into a frenzy against your will. “So you must be the new guards Signless ordered. I don’t have your information with me, but I’m sure my ancestor does. I will show you to him. Gentlemen, ladies, if you will pardon me.”
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Karkat has a certain kink he would like to indulge.
John doesn't mind humoring him.
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- Part 1 of Bangin'-Teachers-Stuck
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You are logged in as President_Bipper. Say hi!
WELCOME TO CHIPS ‘N DIP!
Hello, my humble followers! Today, I want to start something great with you. Today, we are going on a journey! I have created this website with the sole purpose of getting two terribly misguided people together where they truly belong. Our plan is big, our end goal love. Also, we are now accepting any and all fanart and/or fanfictions. Here’s a picture of them below, if you would like to use the reference.
(P.s., you can also see why they should definitely be together. Just look at the way they’re looking at each other! Eeep!)
-President Mabel
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All the prompts from the "64 Damn Prompts" on Live Journal, used specifically and only for Homestuck. All rarepairs, crack, or other things I ship with only one couple written twice. Is subject to change if I run out of ships (though that isn't likely because I ship almost everything).
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John Egbert is lonely after the death of his father.
He hates how silent his house is without Dad, ironically hates the lack of Betty Crocker baking in the oven. This is what led him to decide to buy a fish. Nothing complicated, just your everyday run-of-the-mill fish.
This is how he did not get his beloved fish, but an abused and angry troll instead. Damn Jade to Hell. -
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It was one day during the winter holidays, a tiny fire burning in the fireplace and John struggling to hang paper snowflakes from the ceiling (“What? Stop looking at me like that, Rose. I was bored.”) that Rose decided to drop The Bomb. Said Bomb went a little something like:
“I believe that I have located Karkat and Kanaya.”
Written for the 2014 Johnkat Secret Santa.
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Or "The Three Times John Caught Karkat Hurting and the One Time He Wasn't Stupid About It"
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John and Karkat have known each other for a long time, but they're finally getting the chance to meet in real life! John is super excited.
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Eridan has always loved holding power over his foes, including his kismesis.
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—against the matesprit's closed protein chute, responding eagerly to the onslaught of pity given.
"(Unreadable word), Karkat!" John whimpered—
Uh.
Why was a fictional scene of you and Karkat making out in here?
In which Karkat is the original Johnkat shipper and John isn't sure how to feel about this but decides to go the asshole way because that is obviously the smartest way to go about things.
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Karkat Vantas didn't expect to see her here, despite it being such a commonly frequented place in town. He really should have known better.
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- English
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- 1,448
- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
- 22
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Just because Kankri is celibate doesn't mean he's asexual. Damara learns this firsthand.
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Karkat was there for the birth of the universe, and he was there for the death of his.
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CG:OH ***HELL*** NO YOU DON'T
CG: THIS IS SOME SERIOUS SHIT AND I WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
CG: SOMEONE MADE A SPECTACULARLY HARE-BRAINED MISTAKE AND I WANT TO KNOW WHO IT WAS AND WHAT THEY DID.
GC: WHY 4R3 YOU B31NG SO NOS3Y? 1TS NON3 OF YOUR BUS1N3SS!
CG: DON'T YOU PULL THAT SHIT ON ME.
CG: I HAVE GONE THROUGH TOO MUCH TO LET YOU SIT HERE AND SPOIL IN YOUR OWN SOURED MOOD.CG: AS OF RIGHT NOW I AM PLAYING TEMPORARY MOIRAIL SO SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND TELL YOUR FAKE DIAMOND WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN YOUR ADDLED PAN.
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- Part 2 of Typos and Miscommunication
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In Which John is Still an Idiot and Dave Makes Things Both Worse and Better by MadDub
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Oct 2014
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EB: so i snuck in and saw karkat was no where to be found
EB: and then i noticed his forbidden closet was open and i-
TG: woah wait he has a forbidden closet
TG: like what are we talking about here like a closet that holds all sorts of dark terrible secrets that would reveal karkat as mass murderer number four or a secret passage to troll narnia and karkat is the guard orSeries
- Part 1 of Typos and Miscommunication
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CG: THIS IS NOT THE TIME OR PLACE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR ADMITTEDLY PATHETIC ATTEMPTS AT ROMANCE.
In which Karkat blocks half the cast, Sollux can unblock himself, and John quickly loses control of his memo.
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In which Dave is part of the police force, Sollux is a magical hermit in the middle of the woods, Terezi is a skeptical advisor with a secret outside of the Kingdom, and romance happens against Dave's will.
Also: "A Common Medieval-ish Month or So With These Three Morons (But Mostly Sollux and Dave)"
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Guardian angels are given three chances before they are a lost cause to Heaven. Once they've taken two chances, they're kicked out of Heaven and have to live out their third chance on Earth. If they can save one-hundred souls, they are redeemed and allowed back into the gates of Heaven. Problem is, there's nothing tempting in Heaven, so almost every angel turns into a demon once they land on Earth.
Karkat Vantas is well on his way to demonhood if he can't get on with saving the souls of the lost. Luckily for him, he's teamed up with one John Egbert, who is very good at this sort of thing.
Or "In Which Karkat is a Fallen Angel, John is Forced to Marry Him, They Go Around Saving People So Karkat Doesn't Go to Hell And Fall in Love in The Process"
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John eats a red Popsicle. Karkat is aroused by this.
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If there's one thing that scares John Egbert, it's an angry troll. Of course, that might be partly because he's incessantly bullied by a group of trolls in school, but luckily for him, he has an online friend perfectly angry to help. Now if only he could keep his friends from dating the aliens, things might be alright. Or would be, if it wasn't for Karkat Vantas.