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Albert has a staring problem. And a kissing problem. And a touching problem. Happy 4th of July.
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05 Jul 2026
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Tormented by countless wet dreams at night and ruined boxers by morning, Tord struggles with his newfound attraction to his least favorite roommate.
Subtlety is not his forte.
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- Part 1 of Keepin’ It Casual
- Part 2 of Kuiper’s Oneshots
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04 Jul 2026
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an argument turns to tord face down in tom's bed
just take it at face value
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- Part 5 of Eddsworld Bullshit
- Part 3 of TomTord { the beginning }
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04 Jul 2026
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The morning after an epic Halloween party, Tom and Tord are hanging out. Tord’s a tease.
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- Part 1 of Skinny Love
- Part 1 of nsfw fics
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04 Jul 2026
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Will is biking to Mike's in the summer of '89, when he hears a familiar voice calling to him from the woods. When he finally sees the stranger's face, he realizes he isn't a stranger at all. Once he has him in Mike's basement, things get messy.
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Will finds Paladin Mike and they have a freaky threesome in Mike's basement with Mike.
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- Part 1 of byler oneshots :3
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03 Jul 2026
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You can hurt me, do whatever you like by Henrikmutt (Desolations_End)
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
28 Jun 2026
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Jake doesn't come home in time and wants to make it up to Albert, in any way
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01 Jul 2026
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Albert is bored of himself.
Jake excites him.Bookmarked by Magpieee
25 Jun 2026
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“Stop it,” Nick growled, squeezing the man‘s wrists when Blake stilled his moves, but didn’t even hesitate about lifting them off his chest.
“What did you say?” Blake faux his curiosity, removing his gaze from Nick’s chest to look him in the eyes.
Nick gulped. Yumi was looking right at him and suddenly he felt like he couldn’t speak or he was too scared to make a noise. He turned his head to the side, trying to hide in the pillow as much as he could.
“Stop acting like I’m a girl,” Nick breathes out far too quickly to be labeled as audible, but Blake caught on and left a small chuckle.
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Yumi is unhappy when Nick tries to avoid him all week and toxic sex ensues. Though they both love each other, they have to deal with each other‘s insecurities.
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24 Jun 2026
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The dizzying apprehension on his waist had him fluttering in pulses around the length of Jake. Fingerprints trailed blossoms of dark roses deep into his skin.
Albert couldn’t explain the rush that bloomed deep within at the words, nor the apparent maroon lathering faint over his body. What he did know was that the latter was in fact there , as shown by the mirror across from them.
Albert's got a habit of being a distraction.
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16 Jun 2026
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It’s the little things like the rigidness of Jake’s shoulders when they’re out together alone, or the way he speaks that convinces you he’s right about it all, doesn’t matter what it is, just that he’s right about it somehow. Albert keeps all of the above in the form of a checklist hidden away in the crevices of his brain, probably would take the form of a wrinkled scrap of a napkin up there.
Because even mentally he’s always just a little scared Jake will peek through all of Albert’s own crooked lines and see this harmless adoration for what it is.
After a few too many touches gone awry for a vlog, Albert and Jake begin the most convoluted game of Gay Chicken known to man.
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15 Jun 2026
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If anything, Albert knew he’d get caught. He practically calculated for this opportunity to lead him to Jake right here. He squints against the flashlight Jake has pointed in his eye, it’s custom for most arresting practices, though obviously not in the day. Even when Albert relents and puts his hands up, there’s an involuntary twitch at the corner of his smile. Feeling like prey being caught.
Infamous Arsonist Albert has been engaging in a cat-and-mouse with Police Officer Jake for months now.
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15 Jun 2026
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The taste of both the acidic juice and the salted warmth of Albert’s skin is divinely perfect. It’s intoxication with the way Albert’s body is painted in swatches of roses and pinks, from the blush on his cheeks to the pool of strawberry extract on the rise of his chest.
It's not an obsession; or so Jake says.
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13 Jun 2026
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Albert and Jake are assigned each other as group partners for a science project. They’re both incredibly distracted, and Albert gets fed up. Dirty, filthy, mad science ensues.
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11 Jun 2026
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Jake doesn’t know how far his mouth really runs until it comes back up through Albert’s.
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- English
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- 1,165
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
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- Kudos:
- 184
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03 Jun 2026
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Albert has separation anxiety.
Jake comes home and spoils him rotten.Bookmarked by Magpieee
01 Jun 2026
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Jake can’t keep his hands to himself and ends up embarrassing Albert in front of their friends. Albert teaches him how to keep his hands to himself.
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31 May 2026
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Jake unzipped his jeans, breathing heavily as he pulled them down, the fabric bunching below him before he stepped out and kicked them beside him.
Just another pair of clothing that now added to the dirtiness of his room, and now another thing would be added.
Sex.
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Or: Jake is way too high to process what is going on. Albert is enjoying every second of it.
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- Part 3 of Jalbert Brainrot
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,320
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
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- Comments:
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31 May 2026
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Albert overworks himself.
Jake fixes that.Bookmarked by Magpieee
30 May 2026
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(based off of an AU by @plehsant)
Officer Jake finally catches the man he’s been searching for for months—or does he?
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28 May 2026
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Groans and swears coated the room’s walls, echoing out past Adam’s apples and sore throats.
Even while naked, Albert still felt trapped within his disregarded clothes that sat sprawled on his floor.
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Or: Sweaty sex mixed with A LOT of bickering… c:
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- Part 1 of Jalbert Brainrot
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,452
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
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- Comments:
- 15
- Kudos:
- 250
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- 3,524
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27 May 2026