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Ness thinks there might be something really wrong with Kaiser. Can he help him? Or will Kaiser destroy both of them before he has a chance?
The Ness-centric disaster romance bringing chaos, angst, and smut to your Fridays as long and real life permits. Now with chapter titles in case you get lost just like the author did.
Update 11/7/2025: And back to Bastard München we go!
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After a misadventure in Milan, Ness, Kaiser and Lorenzo head to Lorenzo's apartment to clean up. There is only one shower and only one bed. Oh, and Ness's dick has been acting up all day.
Takes place during Happy Up Here, after Chapter 31, specifically. But-- mild spoilers only. Ness is magic and he's friends with Lorenzo. There, I caught you up on what you need to know. Have fun!
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What is Lorenzo to Marc? The answer keeps slipping away from him.
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Kunigami takes a firm hand with the new fighter in the hypogeum. It's not exactly because he wants to... or is it?
Blue Lock Rare Pair Week: Free day (Seeing you in a wet t-shirt is its own reward).
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This is fucked up and you shouldn't read it.
Blue Lock Rare Pair Week 2025: Why did it have to be you?
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Niko Ikki studies Don Lorenzo even though part of him knows this will spell trouble.
Set in the same universe as Happy Up Here and contains small spoilers for that.
Blue Lock Rare Pair Week 2025: Wait A Minute. Are You Jealous?
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Shidou's great idea for today: calling Ness Kaiser's cockslut. This ends better for him than you might think.
Blue Lock Rare Pair Week 2025: Say It Again.
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Aiku and Lorenzo get in a bit of a tiff during a practice match. So, Marc Snaffi gives them an impossible task: to tell him the weather outside the facility without using their phones, or anyone else's.
Chaos ensues... or was it there all along?
Blue Lock Rare Pair Week 2025: Kiss me and tell me you don't feel anything.
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Hiori stumbles across Ness after a certain drink-throwing incident. Hiori goes on to learn a lot more about Ness than he intended. The story is called "Real Damn Sick", so, you know, watch your step.
Blue Lock Rare Pair 2025 Day 3: Thought you might want some company.
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It’s not like he’s giving up Yoichi. But Yoichi’s playing hard to get. Kaiser has needs. And maybe he can make Yoichi jealous. That’d be nice.
Kaiser sets out to wreck Chigiri for his own sexual amusement.
Blue Lock Rare Pair 2025 Day 2: eyes on me.
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Ray Dark attempts to reason with and care for his new ward. Michael has other plans.
Blue Lock Rare Pair 2025 Day 1: Do you trust me?
Not connected to anything else I've written, though I did reuse some names. Please read the tags.
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Nattsudd by Mauser_Frau
Fandoms: Borderlands (Video Games), Blue Lock (Manga), Yeah I went there - Fandom
09 Aug 2025
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If you’re here from Borderlands Fandom: The Calypso Twins hire a pair of hunters to take care of some murdering they just don’t have time for. They’re devilishly handsome AND unhinged— a combination that surely won’t cause any problems.
If you’re here from Blue Lock Fandom: AU where Ness and Kaiser live on the grubbiest planet imaginable and do murders for some sus cult leaders.
Strictly in its own universe, but Pandora picked up some off-model traits from my other fics. We’re serving trickster Troy tonight.
Update 8/9/2025: We got to the smut! Note that much of the remaining chapters are that as well, but as you do.
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Ten years after severing the Flow Bridge, Kay starts longing for one particular part of the civilization he and Yu left behind: new music. Just as it's getting to be more than he can take, he thinks he hears something in the distance.
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Scenes From The Early Days Of A Semi-Accidental Cult by Mauser_Frau
Fandoms: Borderlands (Video Games)
12 Jul 2024
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The Children of the Vault are eight days old and already hanging heretics who don't specifically belong to them. Troy's got a lot more tough decisions to make. Only this time, not all of them are about his sister (who won't stop eating the cultists).
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Rhys Strongfork gets a visit from the Calypso Twins. They want him to sponsor them! Normally, he'd refuse, but they might be able to get Katagawa Junior out of his life for good without him having to own up to murder! Or they might eat all of his donuts and pet his cat.
"Better than crackhead theater!" -A Reader
Exists separately from Grimeverse and anything else I've written. That said, I'm still me. See the tags?
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In the wake of Vander's death, Silco delves into his self-destructive tendencies. Sevika might have to do more than drive him home one of these nights.
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Season Dub (Don't Do Anything I Wouldn't Do) by Mauser_Frau
Fandoms: Borderlands (Video Games)
28 Jul 2023
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Troy gets purchased for a party by some wannabe Vault Hunters.
Written for the three year anniversary of completing Satellite and currently serves as a lead in for that, which is funny when you take into account I never set out to write more than Satellite.
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- Part 1 of Grimeverse: The Satellite Arc
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Sonorous // Strange Flavor Syrup: Two Intoxications by Mauser_Frau
Fandoms: Borderlands (Video Games)
04 Jul 2023
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Troy overindulges and ends up having a bonding moment with his sister: their attempt to start a family's been rough on them so far. It's been rough on their followers too...
Two stories, one plot thread, four lives drifting sideways. All the Grimeverse Children of the Vault you can cram into 10k words.
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Tyreen and Troy struggle to get their little cult off of the ground. A chance encounter as they approach the seashore might change their luck, but what is Tyreen hiding and how much more trouble will it cause?
The final story in the Satellite arc. Second arc on Pandora pending.
Update 3/17/2023: And that's another wild ride concluded with most limbs intact! Thank you for reading, everyone!
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- Part 10 of Grimeverse: The Satellite Arc
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One scene a year for the seven Leda lived with her twins, from her point of view.