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Troy trades a blowjob for an unusual sex toy. Unfortunately, Tyreen's already partied herself asleep when he gets back to their hotel room. How will he handle this? In a perverted fashion, of course!
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- Part 9 of Grimeverse: The Satellite Arc
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After a particularly hot BDSM session with his sister, Troy decides he wants to try bottoming in a scene. Things get complicated.
Cuts ahead in Grimeverse. Skip Chapter 7 if you don't want spoilered in the face.
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A 1990s AU. An arms deal gone wrong. What will Powder do to salvage her reputation with her lover Silco? And will anyone survive? From the mind of god_queen and bloody pen on Mauser_Frau, presented in glorious House of Leaves style colored text.
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Troy + (Tyreen / [Kitty Lingerie x Remote Butt Plug]) = “I’m gonna kill you!”
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Tyreen and Troy get high in the back of their nasty truck. Tyreen makes a decision about their future and fucks... another Tyreen?
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- Part 8 of Grimeverse: The Satellite Arc
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"Tyreen Heléna Calypso, what the shitting dicknipples is wrong with you!?"
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- Part 7 of Grimeverse: The Satellite Arc
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Part of Grimeverse & occurs soon after Sampaguita. Troy chats up a woman at a bar and then: “If you say so. Mean time? I got a sister to screw.”
Cute Sex X World Building
"Cute".
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- Part 6 of Grimeverse: The Satellite Arc
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Tyreen and Troy take one last shot at making a name for themselves on ordinary people’s terms, so much as anybody on Pandora qualifies as ‘ordinary’. Slight setback: Tyreen’s not getting enough of anything she needs. Oh, and it’s raining.
Basically, the 70’s-style exploitation movie staring the Calypso Twins that you never wanted.
Part of Grimeverse and the true sequel to Satellite, but exists on its own terms. Please bend, fold and read the tags.
4/8/2022: And that's all, folks! Thank you for joining me on yet another wild ride!
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- Part 5 of Grimeverse: The Satellite Arc
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The Calypso Twins realize it's New Year's and Troy contemplates the occasion.
Part of Grimeverse and currently the short closest to Satellite, taking place the January before that. Stands on its own though.
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Silco reflects on storms, tattoos and his life with Jinx. What is she to him, anyway? When he decides, what's he going to do about it?
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Space Between The Stars, a/k/a Eyeshine: 12" Single Mix by Mauser_Frau for kingcharon, ghostdial
Fandoms: Borderlands (Video Games)
19 Oct 2021
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Troy and Tyreen are stuck alone together in a small ship after the events of "No Coming Back II". Troy's trust in Tyreen doesn't seem to be the only thing that's broken. There's something very strange going on with the audio, the navigation and maybe the fundamental workings of their repurposed engine.
Told in vignettes. Includes a transcription and extension of said ECHO log [CH6], Troy showing off his tech smarts and a whole lot of quiet dread. Part of Grimeverse and references several eccentric details from that collection, but stands on its own.
10/19/2021: It's done and I'm posting it throughout the day. Enjoy!
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a/k/a Borderlands: the raunchy sex comedy AU.
The Crimson Raiders attempt to negotiate for control of a mysterious Eridian box. What's in the box and who are these "Children of the Vault" weirdos? Lilith's doing her best to figure it out.
Contains an explanation for why said Lilith ignored the Calypso Twins, Eridium snorting, senseless murder, social media mismanagement, and, of course, lots of sex.
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- Part 1 of Trisagion
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The Siren Trinity ruled the madmen of Pandora with promises of meat and sex and death. An alternate universe Troy Calypso deals with the ghosts of her past. Poorly.
Uses terminology from Grimeverse, but is meant to stand on his own. Leans hard on 70's porn tropes and grungy exploitation aesthetics.
Original Post: Trinity and Amara today. Not expecting any Troyreen straight up... wait. Straight's not the word I want here.
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The Children of the Vault hit a snag inducting a new clan into their family. The Pascha's Vault might have been raided years ago, but there's still something lurking down there. It's not what Tyreen thinks.
Part of Grimeverse and includes some incidental worldbuilding for that, but paradoxically also stands on its own. Very dirty. Happy Friday!
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Song 4: I Don't Belong To Anyone (Remix) by Mauser_Frau for Wat_Are_Dis
Fandoms: Borderlands (Video Games)
23 Jul 2021
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AO3commentoftheday short fic challenge 2021: the aftermath of a scene you’ll never actually write. Cut a little bit ahead in Grimeverse for this. The Twins' pipedream for a family is dashed once again.
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AO3commentoftheday short fic challenge 2021: an expression of love. A short about a gesture of affection and the sparkly elephant in the room that is Grimeverse.
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- Part 11 of Grimeverse: The Satellite Arc
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While on an errand for the doctor who patched up Tyreen, the twins get to talking about what happens next, specifically to Tyreen's tush.
Part of Grimeverse and includes some incidental canon details from that, but is mostly just dirty porn. Enjoy!
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- Part 4 of Grimeverse: The Satellite Arc
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Several Saturnine Lunchtimes At Doctor Black’s by Mauser_Frau
Fandoms: Borderlands (Video Games)
11 Jun 2021
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Now that everything's done going to hell, the Calypso Twins try to heal and sort themselves out. No, it doesn't go according to either of their plans.
Direct sequel to Satellite, but that story gets summarized within the first two pages.
Concluded 6/11/2021. And there we go! That's the joke!
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- Part 3 of Grimeverse: The Satellite Arc
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Jarred, the son of Handsome Jack and Nisha Kadam in a universe where the two settled for the corporate lifestyle, makes an idle wish to meet a Tyreen who's suffered differently than the one he knows. Unfortunately, he gets that wish. All hell breaks loose. Not canon for any creators involved or for the faint of heart. May cause extreme disgust with apricots.
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Events leading up to and immediately after the birth of the Calypso Twins: a love story and a story about Leda and Typhon, though I wouldn't call it a love story about Leda and Typhon. Includes Leda backstory, Typhon backstory, ersatz Siren lore, a somewhat unsurprising OC and detailed explanation of "When we were born, our father had to cut him off of me."
Part of Grimeverse, but being the first chronological story, 100% stands on its own.
Complete as of 4/30/2021. Thank you for reading, everyone!