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Could you really call your widowed father-in-law a roommate? No matter what the proper nomenclature was, it sucked. It was way too reminiscent of their early days of dating, when Patrick lived with Ray. Clint, too, was chatty, eager to please and worst of all, lonely, and therefore always around, always wanting to talk.
David knew it must be awful, losing your spouse and best friend of over 50 years. He’d already decided that he was simply going to die before Patrick, there was no way he’d survive losing him. He was incredibly sympathetic for Clint, which is why he’d agreed to have him move to Schitt’s Creek, when it became clear he couldn’t live on his own.
But he hadn’t realized how much would change when Clint moved in.
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21 Jan 2024
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The Wingmen are back for their first tour since 2012, and it’s probably your last chance to see iHeartRadio’s Throwback Song of the Year, “I’m Not Here (For Your Sister)” performed live. With the latest news about Sebastien Raine’s sudden departure from the once popular boy band, you might even be able to find a ticket to the sold-out shows, as long as you don’t mind that they’ve replaced Seb with some guy you’ve never heard of. (His name is Patrick Brewer, he plays guitar, and you really won’t mind, trust us). As if that wasn’t enough, rumors are also flying that Patrick may be taking over Sebastien’s place in the heart of the Wingmen’s most fashionable member, David Rose, after Wingnuts circulated photos of them sharing a steamy embrace. We’re still not convinced it’s love, but stay tuned for all the tour (and romance) updates.
OR a slow burn, fake dating but secretly in love musicians AU.
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14 Jan 2024
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The Roses never lose their fortune, and David never moves to Schitt's Creek. He's facing down the prospect of spending New Year's Eve alone, when fate traps him in an elevator with a certain Canadian tourist.
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12 Jan 2024
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Patrick doesn’t respond correctly - because Patrick has never once responded correctly to David being horrible. He just takes another sip of tea, and fucking smiles again.
“What?” David snaps.
“Nothing, I just-”
He stops, mouth still open, sound still somewhere in his throat. Then he laughs again. It’s quieter this time, more to himself, like he’s surprised himself with it. It’s infuriating, and it’s adorable, and David doesn’t get it.Or, five times Patrick almost said "I love you", and one time David said it first.
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01 Apr 2023
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A collection of drabbles, in which Patrick Brewer builds a life for himself.
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05 Mar 2023
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01 Mar 2023
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5 times Patrick made David feel good about his body, and 1 time David did the same for him
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- Part 1 of 5+1 things
- Part 1 of Home to me
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29 Oct 2022
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Oh my GOD, did I really just write “Dear Diary” like some kind of cliché? Who am I, Anne of Green Gables? Bridget Jones???
Or: One time Alexis did a book report on David’s diary. This is that diary.
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- Part 1 of It was very dark
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27 Jun 2022
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David feels like he’s in Act I of one of his favorite rom coms when he and Patrick are together. Just as he’s beginning to think he has a chance, Patrick tells him that he needs a fake boyfriend to show Rachel once and for all that they are through. David knows how this turns out in the movies and is thrilled...until he learns that Patrick has someone other than David in mind to play the role. And it's Ted.
Trigger warning: Patrick wears a green shirt.
This diverges from canon after the Friends and Family episode (3.12).
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05 Jun 2022
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“Does that mean you’re open to entertaining my offer?” And David can’t help himself, he leers at Patrick just a little bit when he says it.
Patrick blushes and laughs, “Okay, David. Let’s write a song together.”
Inspired by the movie Music & Lyrics.
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- Part 1 of Fractured Rom-coms
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23 May 2022
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Patrick Brewer of all people sliding into his DM's is intriguing.
Because just two days ago, David stumbled across Patrick Brewer's Raya profile.
He remembers a single black-and-white photo of a clean-cut looking guy, wearing a baseball cap and laughing, his face turned away from the camera so it's seen mostly in profile. He had a great smile. David was struck by the way his eyes crinkled in the corners, by how genuine he looked.
PATRICK, 30
@patrickbrewer
Lives In: Toronto, ON
From: Toronto, ON
Work: MLB BaseballDavid swiped right without reading further.
PROFILE NOT FOUND.
Okay...
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Patrick Brewer, the MVP of last year's World Series and a viral social media star, has a bit of a crush on David Rose, a gallerist living in New York City and occasional guest star on his sister's reality show. He convinces himself to do something about it - after all, he's only in town to play the Yankees for a few nights.
(a self-indulgent baseball/celebrity au)
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- Part 1 of i'd swing with you for the fences
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10 Apr 2022
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This is what David's life has been reduced to: trying to revive the fortunes of the Schittsville Bee, a small-city newspaper that is all that is left of the once-mighty Rose News Group.
When he stumbles on a big story, it only makes sense to swallow his pride and contact his ex-lover, big-time reporter Patrick Brewer, to get some advice.
The last thing he expects is for said ex-lover to turn up on his doorstep.
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27 Mar 2022
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[Podfic & Art] they paved paradise by Amanita_Fierce, foxtails, petrodobreva, ratchet (foxtails)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
03 Feb 2021
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He *told* David that a joint bachelor party two days before the wedding was a bad idea, but even he underestimated Ted and Ray’s affinity for karaoke. It rivals David’s.
David.
Why does the thought of him make his heart squeeze? And not in a good way?
“You’re not up yet?” a voice asks, and he freezes, body tensing with an old defensive mechanism he hasn’t had to employ in far too long. He slowly blinks his eyes open, but the light coming in through the window momentarily blinds him.
“Rachel?”
Or, Patrick wakes up five years in the past. He reacts accordingly.[Podfic & Art of "they paved paradise," written by blueink3]
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15 Mar 2022
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David can’t keep from smiling at the look on his sister’s face, radiant and beaming through what is sure to be the best day of her life so far. Even if the man who is partially responsible for this day is a show-off. And insufferably smug. And unassumingly sexy. And unbearably gorgeous. And David hates him. Or he hates that he loves him. He’s never known for sure.
David Rose, former figure skater turned coach wrestles with the realization that he still carries a torch for his ex-boyfriend, former hockey player Patrick Brewer, during the Olympic Winter Games. Spoiler alert, he's not the only one who isn't over it. A Schitt's Creek Winter Olympics AU.
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20 Feb 2022
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One drabble for each of the episodes from which Patrick has been missing since his introduction to the show.
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20 Jan 2022
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Three years down the line, Rose Apothecary opens a holiday pop-up shop in Brooklyn. Patrick thinks David has unresolved issues about moving to New York. Turns out, Patrick is the one with the issues.
or, tfw you thought you dealt with those feelings because your life is amazing and you have everything you want and love your husband but actually you've been ignoring some unhealthy emotional patterns that have been lying dormant for years
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[Podfic] The Rosebud Diamond by Amanita_Fierce, High-Seas-Swan (FangLang) for sunlightsymphony
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
23 Mar 2021
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His new client was tall, dark, and handsome, with cheekbones that could cut glass, and legs that wouldn’t quit.
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Patrick is a detective. David is his mysterious client. There’s a priceless diamond, a masquerade ball, murder, thievery, blackmail, secrets, betrayal, gangsters, smoking, whiskey, and angst galore. (And a happy ending.)
It’s a film noir AU.
[Podfic of "The Rosebud Diamond" written by vivianblakesunrisebay]
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[Podfic & Art] Getting Over Getting Older All the Time by Amanita_Fierce, B13_MaybeThisTime, Ceewelsh, DelilahMcMuffin, DelphinaBoswell, Elswherefumbling, GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), kiranerys42, KiwianaPods (kiwiana), Likerealpeopledo, MoreHuman, NeelyO, petrodobreva, RevolutionaryJo, RhetoricalQuestions, ships_to_sail, SparklesMagicLightLove, sunlightsymphony, this_is_not_nothing, unfolded73, whetherwoman, with (CompassRose) for Distractivate
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
02 Mar 2021
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“Well I’m going to run some errands,” David says, brushing a stray bit of fuzz off his navy blue sweater. “But we’re still on for birthday dinner?”
“Yeah,” Patrick nods. He’s pretty sure David knows the annual birthday surprise party stopped being a surprise after year two or three. David doesn’t even inflict fictional catastrophes on the café as a decoy anymore. But Patrick plays along anyway. In some ways their whole partnership is built on playing along.
OR David and Patrick have been business partners for a decade until, on Patrick's 40th Birthday, everything changes.
[Podfic and Art of "Getting Over Getting Older All the Time," written by Distractivate]
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and there are some like us,
just walking, making our feet move ahead of us,
a little bored, a little lost, a little angry,
walking as though we were really going somewhere,
walking as if there was something to see at Adelaide or maybe on King,
something that will give a fair return for this use of shoe-leather,
something that will make us smile with a strange new
happiness, a lost but recovered joy.- Raymond Souster, “Yonge Street Saturday Night”
[Podfic of A Fair Return, written by thingswithwings]
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“Um,” his voice cracks and he clears his throat and tries again, “Um, Patrick can’t come into work today?”
“Oh?” Alexis asks, keeping the question carefully nonchalant which really only makes things worse. If she’s sparing his feelings then shit surely must be hitting the fan.
“Yeah.”
“Did he say why?” Again, meticulously neutral.
“No.”
Or, the morning after Grad Night goes somewhat differently when Patrick gets a call from home.
[Podfic of my heart was broke, my head was sore, written by blueink3]