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    When Hermione Granger is tortured at Malfoy Manor, magic spirals out of control and swaps her with another Hermione—one who's confident, powerful, and engaged to the infamous Black sisters in a world untouched by Voldemort’s terror. Now each Hermione must survive a reality that isn't hers: one facing a ruthless war and lovers turned cruel, the other discovering how different life could've been without Voldemort’s shadow.

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    22 Aug 2025

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    “I do prefer it when you do other things to my skin.”

    And once again, Hermione’s brain was gone. Off. In the gutter. Derailing itself with horrifying efficiency.

    No.

    She tore her eyes away, mentally superimposing the image of her grandfather at Christmas – spectacularly pissed, stark bollock naked under a tartan robe, arguing with the angels in the tree. Still not enough. So she added the memory of that one chapter in Magical Maladies and Their Management, the one with close-up photos of Spattergroit pustules. That did the trick.

    Refreshed, centred, pure of thought, she cleared her throat and continued the tour.

    Or: Bellatrix Lestrange is supposed to stop committing crimes. Hermione Granger is supposed to stay impartial. Neither of them is very good at following instructions. There’s a dead man, a collapsing investigation, and a rapidly collapsing sense of professional distance.

    (Works both as a sequel to Of Magic, Mayhem and Poor Decisions and as a standalone if you don’t like slow buildings.)

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    22 Aug 2025

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    The Captain’s hair is in perfect rolls and her lips are just as red as the propaganda posters promised. But the posters definitely did not fully capture the experience of being in the presence of a 6’2” woman who can absolutely bench press a Harley.

    Natasha wants to pick a fight.

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    02 Aug 2025

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    She was never meant to survive the mountain. When Wundagore collapsed it was with the intent of purging the Scarlet Witch’s malediction from all creation. But fate rarely worked in Wanda Maximoff’s favor. It certainly had a wicked sense of humor, though. The world was supposed to go dark under tons of stone and soil. Not while she lay in a broken heap on the Bifrost several multiverses away from her intended grave.

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    Immediately following the events of M.O.M, Wanda is forcibly jetisoned into another multiverse and crash lands in Asgard where she finds a mentor, an old nemesis, and a whole host of new problems that make the young witch wish she’d stayed dead on the Bifrost.

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    06 Jul 2025

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    Self contained, yet interconnected, tales of Dr Harleen Quinzel and her encounters with the ever villainous, ever sensuous Poison Ivy

    Slow burn Doctor/Patient, to friends with benefits, to open relationship gfs, to lovers, to hopelessly devoted wives

    Strap in for the ride!

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    19 Apr 2025