Misdirection_And_Misfortune



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    Hello, if you’re reading this, it’s a very good chance you’ve made a very poor choice. You see, we have a place for those like him. Deep below ground, where memories sleep, where anger is restless, and secrets don’t keep. During the day, it’s a place of joy, but during the night, it’s a place of fear, panic, dread and terror. Don’t hold it against us, do you even know what you’re seeing? What game you’re playing? You have limited power, limited visibility and limited time, just like everyone else. And you still check your doors, and the closet, and behind your back, wondering what you’ve brought home. But they’ve been dismantled and deactivated. You are redesigned and reactivated. Yet, you are malfunctioning, it’s all in your mind. I think it’s time this all is forgotten, don’t you?

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    Caine decides to grant Zooble's wish after all, and sends the gang on a steamy adventure! What could possibly go wrong?
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    Oh, you want smut for your silly little psychological horror? Okay, if you insist.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Based on this incorrect quote I made a while ago...
    Kinger: I love my four daughters.
    Zooble: ...Kinger, I'm not a girl.
    Kinger: Oh, I know!
    Jax/Daisy: *sweats anxiously in the background*

    OR: Kinger confesses his love for his adopted daughters (and Zoobles), Jax overhears and tries very hard not to think about what that may mean, only to realize that hey, maybe that fourth daughter is JAX.
    ...But that wouldn't work, because Jax is a guy, right?
    Right?

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Grace is touch starved.

    Rocky can fix.

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    04 May 2026

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    “Can ya teach me to play cards?”

    Husk’s wings retract. The glass nearly slips, but he’s quick to catch it, before rearing back on Angel with widened eyes. His pupils are like pinpoints — like a cat, Angel thinks, before shoving the thought away and taking a casual sip of his drink.

    (Husk had an inkling that Angel was a little ditzy, but not this ditzy.)

    “You want me to teach ya cards?”

     

    Husk and Angel bond a bit (and maybe flirt a bit too)

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    Then Stolas asks, "Would you like to switch?"

    Blitz's breath hitches, heart thumping yes, yes, yes against his chest, at the idea, the want that springs up at Stolas' being on top, pinning him down, forcing him to stare into that dangerous crimson gaze until the tips of his fingers turn grey, shackles around his wrists and ankles and throat but that's alright, because at least he's being kept, at least someone fucking cares enough to dig their talons in and make him stay.

    "Yes," Slips out of him, broken and wretched and wanting. "Fuck yes, c'mon."

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    Bookmarker's Notes

    Holy hell this one is steamy