MonsterMince
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My love for you is like a bird of prey (that shoots lasers from its eyes and mouth) by MonsterMince
Fandoms: 血界戦線 | Kekkai Sensen | Blood Blockade Battlefront
23 Jan 2025
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Klaus's day is off to a strange start when he wakes up to find an acid-spitting stoat on his pillow. The mystery deepens when it turns out that everyone in Libra has a creature of their own, but Klaus is confident that Steven will discover who's responsible, with the help of Steven's new giant falcon and its laser vision.
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"When I said that I liked getting under your skin, I didn't mean it this literally."
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Yasmin Khan is absolutely, totally, one hundred percent feeling chill about her girlfriend's impending return by MonsterMince for aliciajazmin
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005)
17 Jan 2024
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Yaz never completely accepted that she'd never see the Doctor again, and that was a good thing because one day she started hearing from everyone in Sheffield and the Companion Support Group that the Doctor was back and needed their help to come up with a grand gesture to apologise to Yaz for leaving her. Not that she needed it, but he sounded like he was having so much fun with it so why not sit back and let him?
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(A Jack Harkness/The Doctor's New Hand) Love Story by aliciajazmin, MonsterMince for Paycheckgurl
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005)
22 Sep 2023
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Jack Harkness and the Doctor's New Hand (the one he grew after his previous hand was cut off) have a love story that rivals any other one.
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overnight salad by MonsterMince for princessoftheworlds
Fandoms: Knives Out (Movies), Saturday Night Live Sketches, Salad - SNL Sketch
18 Jun 2023
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Blanc chooses his cases out of a need to atone for something that Phillip and his daughters wish he'd stop thinking was his fault. A story of a man haunted by his last words to his late wife and her overnight salad.
Where Benoit Blanc's past involves being the husband played by Daniel Craig in the SNL Overnight Salad sketch/song.
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Post KKBB, not!Jack imprisoned John in the Hub and abused him for months. Ianto eventually gets John out, and frees Jack from the alien possessing him. But can some damage be undone? (Yes, slowly, eventually because this ends Jack/John/Ianto)
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51st century John/Jack/Ianto. Shenanigans.
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Everything Changes in 1965 by MonsterMince
Fandom: Torchwood, Torchwood (Big Finish Audio)
26 Nov 2021
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Ianto rewrites the timeline in 1965 and I indulge in pulling in my fave Big Finish audios as plot devices.
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Wedding bells and laser shotgun shells, oh my
Bookmarked by MonsterMince
28 Aug 2021
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took a louisville slugger to both headlights by Flamingbluepanda for Jackdaw816, princessoftheworlds
Fandoms: Torchwood
10 Apr 2021
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Ianto has a perfectly fine morning, then this happens
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04 Sep 2021
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Gwen Cooper has discovered the identity of the Excalibur killer (or has she?)
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Then, finally, he could feel it. He could feel her, the missing piece that he had been feeling his entire life as Ianto Jones, his TARDIS back in his mind, as it should be. He reached out, almost pathetically, and his Gwen reached back, clasping their minds together, and she pulled him out of the memories.
Though the universe tries, not much can separate a TARDIS from her Time Lord
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Bookmarked by MonsterMince
11 Aug 2021
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Gwen and Ianto go to a resort to find some alien tech.
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Bookmarked by MonsterMince
10 Oct 2022