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    After an unfortunate encounter with a beautiful woman in Paris, Natalie finds herself dead... and yet strangely not. Faced with an unexpected extension to her lifespan, she struggles to maintain her morals when her peers view humans as food or entertainment. All the while, the woman who changed her is set on tracking her down, and convincing her to toss those pesky values aside. As Natalie works to created a better world from behind the scenes, she grapples with her uncomfortable feelings for the woman who killed her, and the man who led her back into the light.

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    “You’ve been passed over for funding on your research, wasn’t it seven times? Spent time on the streets of Iacon, because there was no lab that would take you. That silver tongue of yours got you into senatorship, but they’d never let you go further than that. And now…” Megatron gestured at Starscream, as if there were some meaning to be read from his waxed and polished exterior. “There’s quite a bounty on your head. On your trinemates too. Surely there is more that draws you to the Decepticon cause than just running the numbers.”

    “If you want a fanatic, look somewhere else,” Starscream snapped. He admired Megatron, and his writing, but he wasn’t going to grovel for a chance at the brand.

    “I want honesty,” Megatron grinned. “You could get a cushy position in any Autobot lab, or take one of the transports leaving Cybertron every breem, even with your checkered past. But you chose not to. I want you to admit why.”

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    Starscream wishes things had gone differently with Skyfire, but he is no idiot; he might sulk, but he knows very well that some things cannot be changed. Except Skyfire thinks differently. In fact, he is insistent that Starscream can become a better mech if someone cares enough to put the work in- no matter how Starscream feels about it.

    or

    “Is this some kind of game to you? I can assure you that Megatron has done far worse than taunt me.”

    “Training,” Skyfire corrected, with a smile. It called from memory banks other contexts where he had made the same expression. Studying together, editing papers. Never like this. “Not playing. All you have to do is ask nicely.”

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    Natalie is dissatisfied with her life. Her husband is often gone to sea. Few women have need of her services as a midwife. Their town is dying, and inside, so is she; the promises her husband once made to see the world suddenly become possible after he gifts her a seal pelt. The next day, a strange, inhuman woman appears at her door, wanting it back. Promising to help her become better at appearing human, Natalie invites her into her home... and trouble follows.

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    4/?
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    Verity has no idea what to do now that the war is over. After spending time with Magnus and the Wreckers, she's come back to Earth with no high school diploma, no money, and no where to go- so she joins Magnus on the Lost Light. While many aboard are excited to have a human crewmember, or at least, are ambivalent about her, some despise having an organic organism aboard. Well, too bad. Cause Verity is here to stay.

    Or:

    "Do you have a penis?"

    "...What?" Ratchet slowly looked up from the datapad he had been reading. Verity knew that he'd heard her, and that he was just buying time because the question was kinda invasive. But that was why she'd decided to ask him, instead of the many other mechs she spent with. He was a medical professional. He was supposed to be used to weird questions.

     

    An audience guided fic. Make a choice at the end of each chapter to direct where the story goes next.

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    2/?
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    A collection of accounts from the fall of man, in the aftermath, and the society built afterwards.

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    Naomi is cursed. Whatever she touches, rots. At first, she attempts to live with it, but after an accident leaves her with a reluctant body count, she sets off on a road trip to find answers. It brings her to the depths of Appalachia, where a witch has made her home deep in the woods, and darkness lurks around every corner.

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    Northam is the leader of a group of Reavers- the name given to those who clean up battlefields when the fighting is over. When the army pushes through villages, towns and cities, the living are divided by utility. The women are drafted as wives. The men as slaves or canon fodder. The boys are taken to camps to be trained as child soldiers, and the girls are left behind. Tainted by the touch of death, and protected from worse fates by a quirk of tradition, their choices are to join up, or make their own way.

    Northam only wants to keep everyone alive for another day, and to make enough salvage to provide for their next meal. With the addition of Argot, an obvious royal in hiding with a talent for swordplay, she must now focus on a larger goal: surviving the monsters the war has created, figuratively and literally.

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    The scent of Jaskier’s lute oil, and a faint hint of rosemary lingers in the doorway, and he knows that this is the right place. Geralt raises his hand, and knocks. He counts his heartbeats to tell how long it’s been since the first time his knuckles kissed the wood. One. Beyond the door, someone sighs and sets something down on what must be wood. A drink, Geralt imagines, from an interrupted evening meal. Two. And then there are slow footsteps that halt behind the door for two beats, as if to collect himself before answering. Three, four.  And then finally, the door opens.

    Geralt had imagined Jaskier to be just as he remembered last; his hair still the same warm earthen brown, the blue of his eyes still the same warm summer sky. A person saved in portraiture, unchanging like paint on canva; but he is human, Geralt knows. That doesn’t make the differences any easier to bear.

    The Jaskier standing before him is not the same. 

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    Minimus Ambus is a public defense lawyer assigned to represent the terrorist D-16, better known as Megatronus, in court. Three problems: One is that the position requires Minimus to stay at The Prison for solar cycles at a time, with nothing to do besides speak to his client, and prepare for the trial. Another is that it's well known that the trial is a farce, and that Minimus has no chance of winning. But the third is the worst of all: the more Minimus spends time with Megatron, the more he's starting to believe that Megatronus might be right.

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    12
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    In the desolate streets of New York City, Ashley embarks on a perilous journey to find her missing brother, Timothy, who vanished after encountering mysterious turtle-like creatures. With no choice but to satisfy her demands, lest she release proof of their existence to the world, the turtles reluctantly involve her in the fight against the Kraang, the Shredder, and the quest to help cure unwanted mutations. Unfortunately, her anger issues and brashness makes things difficult- both in attaining their mutual goal of saving New York, and with a certain turtle with whom she keeps butting heads.

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    Natalie is spending the summer before her second year of college in New York, taking part of a coveted internship at TCRI. Her world is upended one day when she wakes up in the sewers and realizes the world she came from- where mutants, the Kraang and ninja clans are all fictional- is no longer the one she is in. With the help of her new friends, she hopes to find a way back home before it's too late. But what if one turtle gives her a reason to stay?

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    Chapters:
    38/50
    Comments:
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    Natalie Reed is a military brat whose parents' messy divorce has left her father leaving for another country, and her mother moving in with her new Japanese boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem, except that she's been forcibly removed from the english speaking bubble of a base town, has no friends, and barely knows enough Japanese to go to the store, let alone meet people. Enter: Haruhi. Quite literally, they run into each other, and out of a shared desire to get better at learning each other's languages, become study buddies; this, of course, has the unintentional result of Natalie coming into orbit of the Host Club, who while they thankfully speak English, are also batshit insane. Throw in a complicated past and a messy future and you get a mess of massive proportions.

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    1/1
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    5
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    Raphael does not like the Foot Clan's newest hire. There's something about her utter disregard for him, the way she treats each encounter like a joke, that drives him up the wall. But it soon becomes apparent that all's not what it seems, and that Natalie Reed may not be the threat he'd expected her to be.

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    A short fic within the Natalie-verse (because evidently I love this OC, and the different ways this story could play out to much to write unrelated things anymore.)

    What if the Kraang's plan had worked, and Natalie agreed to work for them in order to return to her universe? In this world, Natalie and the turtles meet, not as allies, but as enemies.

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    1/5
    Comments:
    5
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    13
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    Elias Bouchard loves Jonathon Sims. This is utterly incovnientent, as his unrequited love is slowly killing him. While he had hoped that Jon would ascend before forcing his hand, he fears death too much to risk losing his life to an easily fixable problem. If he forces Jonathon to swallow one of his flowers, he will love Elias. However, such a choice doesn't come without consequences, like the problem of selling their relationship to any prying eyes before the lover truly sets in. Thus: the hanahaki, fake dating au.

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    1/5
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    58
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    Jon reads a statement which infects him with a heat that threatens to consume him- unless he can manage to sleep with someone able to cancel it's affects. Elias offers his services, and Jon must make a choice.

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    Jon sputters. “Yes, but- but sex pollen? This is a fanfiction trope, not anything grounded in reality. There’s no reason for-”

    And then, as if it makes all the sense in the world, Elias leans in, and kisses him.

    Jon would be lying if he said he never thought of his boss this way before. Only idly, in the manner that anyone with an attractive boss might indulge in a midnight fantasy. He’d thought of the most basic of porn tropes; the performance review, begging for a raise or not to be fired. Each had fit Elias’ no nonsense attitude badly, like an untailored suit. He’d never quite imagined this.

     

    Note: I cannot write sex. I am incapable of it. If anyone wants to volunteer to write the final chapter, I will happily accept your help.

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    2/3
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    112
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    Jaskier realizes that traveling with a Witcher brings forth much more trouble than he initially expected. Such as: angry townsfolk, mobs and general unexpected violence.

    Edit: Story on indefinite hiatus due to rude commenters and lack of interest. If you have an interest in continuing, please reach out.

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    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
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    90
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    “Geralt’s two days ride from here.” Lambert looks like he’s just eaten a lemon, as if the words are bitter to admit to. “We just left from the keep, so he’s not far. You could catch up, if you wanted.”

    “If I wanted,” Jaskier echoes. He adjusts his hair, slings his lute over his shoulder. The coin inside it jungles hollowly. “I’ll think about it.”

    Or,

    Jaskier gets back at Geralt by sleeping with his brother.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    14
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    237
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    18
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    1,429
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    Jaskier is tired of waiting for Geralt's apology, so when another witcher brings word that Geralt is finally ready, well, Jaskier isn't quite so amenable to accept it. Instead, he finds himself traveling with Lambert, a son of bitch, and complete bastard that still manages to make Jaskier feel happier than he has in ages. When the time comes, will he reconcile with Geralt, or move on?

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    English
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    4,603
    Chapters:
    2/5
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    225
    Bookmarks:
    28
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    2,186
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    After a diplomatic meeting gone wrong, Spock and McCoy are left chained together and lost in the wilderness of an unfamiliar planet. With every passing second lessening their chances of being found, they must manage to survive together, or risk never going home. Seems pretty straightforward, until their obtrusive feelings get in the way.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,362
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    420

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