MusashiHazmat84
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When a Tree Fell on the Lonely Hearts Club by MusashiHazmat84
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime)
06 Nov 2025
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Who would have thought that watching an argument would lead to a lifelong friendship? They couldn't be more different, yet somehow, they're exactly what each other needed.
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Who's That Casting Devious Stares In My Direction? by MusashiHazmat84 for VEHollis, Nekona
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime)
24 Aug 2025
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Meowth regretted everything he had ever done in his life which brought him to this moment and his friends to these conclusions. Blinking, he looked from one friend to the other, and all three of them had the same horrified looks on their faces.
“What?” James said.
“That’s absurd,” Jessie said. “You, seducing the Twerp’s mom?”
“No less absurd den you wit’ da Professor,” Meowth said, as James nodded.
“I’m just taking one for the team!” Jessie protested. “And what are you doing, Meowth?”
“Regrettin’ all my life’s decisions.”
However, read on and learn the answers to at least three out of the following four questions:
Why did Delia break up with Giovanni all those years ago?
What happens when Rotom get horny?
Will Sam and Delia get revenge on Team Rocket for playing cupid while playing cupid or is everyone just stupid?
And who is going to bury that rotting Tauros carcass, anyway?This entire fic is cursed.
“Delia," Sam said, exasperated, "one time the fridge said, 'spank me harder, Daddy.'”
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- Part 2 of 500 Hours Community Service
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Words, Playing Me Deja-Vu by MusashiHazmat84 for VEHollis, Nekona
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime)
31 Jul 2024
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Sam says three words that aren't supposed to mean anything.
Or...do they?
(Double drabble, clocking in at exactly 200 words!)
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If It Means Nothing Then Nothing Happened by MusashiHazmat84 for VEHollis
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime)
12 Jun 2023
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Too much scotch, too many piña coladas. What happened in Porta Vista stays in Porta Vista. Set after the events of Ep. 18, Beauty and the Beach.
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- Part 1 of Pull Me Out Alive
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In the Fire, I Call Your Name Out by MusashiHazmat84
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime)
20 Apr 2023
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Explicit continuation of Chapter 4 of Lost and Found and Nothing's in the Flour.
Butch and Cassidy have committed arson, but that's not the only fire they've started.
What did Butch and Cassidy get up to on the dock at Greavard Pond?
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- Part 3 of Walls Come Crashing In
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When Giovanni decides that Jessie, James, and Meowth would be better suited for experimentation instead of employment, he takes what he wants and lets the world sort it out later. Butch and Cassidy might have something to say about that, but actions are stronger than words.
Desperate to Save a Rose: Five years after being fired from Team Rocket, shot and left for dead on the side of the road, James receives the news that he has been waiting for--that Team Rocket is finally falling. Newly reunited with Meowth, Misty, and Ash, James sets out to complete his family, by finding and rescuing Jessie from Giovanni's clutches.
Lavender Rose: Team Rocket falls. Is this news enough to bring Jessie out of her deep depression, or is there something else afoot?
The Secret Past of Cassidy Falcon Fillmore: The backstory everyone wanted. What happened between Jessie and Cassidy to cause their hatred and rivalry?
Don't Cry, Cassidy: Well, everyone else got what they wanted, why can't Cassidy get her happy ending, too? Maybe she can.
Written from February 2000-March 2001, this pre-Johto canon divergence edgy AU explores the darker themes of the havoc an evil Giovanni could wreak on his underlings.
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Anipoke canon divergence after XY63 (A Fork in the Road/A Parting of the Ways!)
Be sure to subscribe to this series so you know when the sequel to Face the Fear that Keeps You Frozen is posted!
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500 Hours Community Service by MusashiHazmat84
Fandom: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime)
24 Aug 2025
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Just where was Team Rocket during Pokemon Journeys? Serving 500 hours of community service on Professor Oak's ranch, of course!
Shenanigans ensue.
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Pokémon training. How hard can it be?
Bookmarked by MusashiHazmat84
14 Jul 2021
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I share this fic with pretty much anyone I know who likes either Pokemon or Top Gear and the rare person who likes both because this embodies everything a crossover should be and you can even read it fandom blind for either/or possibly even both.
It's almost like this fic has become a self-fulfilling prophecy in terms of humor.
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE
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Complete.
Long-lost fic written years ago, now yeeted back from Cyber-solitary Confinement, dusted off, and updated/revised. Generated from an old Music Box challenge. Basically, Barnabas is slowly coming to terms about his feelings regarding a certain ride-or-die doctor, but Julia's never been ordinary, so what's a recovering romantic to do? Lots of angst here, but it follows a hella lotta cleaning out in the brain-attic.Bookmarked by MusashiHazmat84
02 Sep 2025
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An old fic rescued and dusted off the shelf. Cleaned up, spelling tightened...maybe some plot...a stand-alone Christmas fic that ties into NEWSPAPER GHOSTS and THE WONDER OF WINTER'S DARKNESS.
Bookmarked by MusashiHazmat84
27 Aug 2025
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Misty and Brock get coffee and catch up; Misty has some news that isn't really news. Tagged as underage just to be safe; this is entirely fluff.
Bookmarked by MusashiHazmat84
25 Aug 2025
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Jessie's always followed her whims and lived her life spontaneously, filling her days with the various activities and people that satisfied her at the time. She'll get around to things like marriage eventually. Everyone does, and she's certainly lovely and charming enough to be a 'bride' so will fit perfectly into that role. Right?