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    “Oh shit,” he says, eyes wide. And then, “oh fuck,” as he’s scooting backwards as quick as he can, “sorry, sorry, I’m sorry,” because what else can you say when you realize, oh, that’s not just a version of your friend that your brain conjured up, that’s your actual friend, the anthropomorphic personification of dreams, in your actual dream. The dream where you’re naked and waiting for him to come be naked with you.

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    "Uh-oh," Delirium says. Dream studies the car, the white smoke billowing out from beneath the bonnet, listening to the alarming clunking noise that the engine is making.

    On his hip, Orpheus, unusually solemn child that he is, gazes soulfully at the car.

    "Caw boken," he declares.

    Divorced novelist and aging goth Dream Nickson agrees to accompany his sister Delirium on a cross-country journey to Greece, partially to seek out their estranged brother and partially to deliver his son, Orpheus, back to his waiting mother. When their car breaks down before they've even managed to leave England they receive unexpected help from hobby farmer Hob Gadling, whose cheer and kindness mask tragedies of his own.

    Trapped by mechanical failure and a sudden storm, Dream now must deal with his trauma, his past, and feelings he'd thought he would never experience again, all in the course of a single day and night spent with a handsome stranger.

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    12 Aug 2025

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    “It’ll be amazing,” Hob says, hoping to transfer his own excitement to Morpheus. “Think of it as an adventure.”

    “An adventure,” Morpheus repeats, skeptical, but he’s smiling.

    It’s not as if Hob Gadling hates his job as assistant stage manager at The White Horse Theater. It's a solid gig. But there is something missing in his life, and Hob’s itching to chase it down. As luck would have it, Dream—the bassist for the quickly rising band Endless—needs a new touring bass tech. Even as they initially butt heads, Dream captivates Hob, and he wonders what it is about the quiet musician that charms him in even their smallest interactions. It’s going to be a long ride, but Hob has never felt more eager for it.

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    06 Aug 2025

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    Astoria Greengrass and Pansy Parkinson are dead. The circumstances surrounding their separate ends are mysterious indeed.

    Of course, there exists a link between them: the lover, the shadow... the disgraced ex-Auror, Draco Malfoy.

    Driven by her penchant for intrigue, Hermione agrees to help the Auror Office by orchestrating a honey trap to seduce and ensnare Draco. Little does she know, she might just be walking into a trap of her own...

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    18 May 2025

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    Draco awakens in the aftermath of a terrible battle with a purring cat on his chest. He takes the squash-faced beast home to the Manor with him, and they quickly form an unlikely bond.

    Yes, he realises it’s Hermione Granger’s cat.

    And no, he’s not giving him back.

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    17 May 2025

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    Mystery Work

    Part of mightbewriting fic archive
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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    08 Apr 2025

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    It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.

    This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.

    When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.

    How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?

    Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!

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    17 Feb 2025

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    “In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.

    When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.

    Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.

    (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)

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    21 Dec 2024

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    “You have no right to insert yourself in my life the way you did.”

    “True.” He moved even closer, and Hermione’s pulse raced.

    “You have no right to presume I’d want to be friends with you—”

    “I don’t want to be your friend.” He stood to his full height, just a breath away. “I never have. Not back at Hogwarts, or when I first started at the Ministry. And certainly not now.”

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    Of all of life's endless possibilities, of course Hermione Granger would get stuck with one that dragged her into Draco Malfoy's office every morning.

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    06 Dec 2024

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    A noise came from the living area of his flat, and, not bothering to button up the shirt once he pulled it over his shoulders, he rushed out to a sight so beautiful, so sweet, it didn’t belong in his sad, broken, lonely life: Hermione Granger, wearing what looked to be his discarded white shirt and a pair of red plaid boxer briefs she’d obviously found in his drawer, pouring hot water into two white ceramic mugs. Her riotous curls were fastened in a messy bun atop her head, shorter strands loose and framing her heart-shaped face, her wand pushed haphazardly through the mess.

     

     

    Draco Malfoy has been lonely for too long. A chance encounter leads to a morning spent in Hermione Granger's golden presence.

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    05 Dec 2024

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    AUTHOR NOTE: this fic will remain up online for the time being. My book (At the Mercy of Midnight), published 08 September 2025, is so far removed from this fic in many ways (it is not a rewrite etc), that I feel comfortable leaving this fic as is to stand on its own feet until a time where I no longer wish for it to be available online. Xx love to all

    I'm available for chats on TikTok: @awritersproject and Instagram: @infinitybooks

     

     

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    When Hermione Granger is accidentally cut by an old Malfoy Family Heirloom, a matrimonial blade, an ancient magic seems to think she is betrothed to the last Malfoy heir, and begins to pull her into Draco’s bed every night, at midnight.

    A non-epilogue compliant Dramione fan fiction.

    Binding queries: all binding requests of this fic have my blanket consent as long as they are for personal use only, with no intent to profit off the bind whatsoever.

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    03 Dec 2024

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    Hermione convinces Draco to spy for the Order and she becomes his handler. But what are his true motivations? Hard to say when he's still figuring that out himself.

    WINNER: 2022 Top Dramione Fics on Reddit
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    2nd Place BAMF!Hermione

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    Draco cut her off. “You may have my wand, but you're not in control of the flow of information here. It’s not your life on the line.”

    Granger bristled at his assertion. “My life is on the line every day.”

    “So. Is. Mine.” He growled back. “Give me my fucking wand and don’t be so bloody obvious when you contact me.”

    She narrowed her eyes. “I already told you I'd be more careful next time.”

    She better be.

    “One more thing.”

    “What, Malfoy?” she snapped, still angry she hadn’t gotten the information she wanted.

    He pointed his finger at her so she would understand how important this was. “You need to learn Occlumency. If you’re captured, I’m dead.”

    She stared back in defiance. “We both are.”

    He couldn’t argue with that.

    She tossed his wand to the floor and Disapparated with a crack.

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    14 Nov 2024

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    Hermione Granger has always carried an embarrassing secret: she gets turned on by learning. What happens when a tattooed Draco Malfoy shows up to Eighth Year and won't stop whispering interesting stories in her ear?

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    08 Oct 2024

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    When Hob spots a sad woman in white through a window of a famous author's house, he gets a bad feeling. Further investigation reveals that she's in need of rescue, but what Hob isn't prepared for is the fact that the woman he sets out to save turns out to be a literal Greek goddess, the ex-wife of the Stranger he keeps waiting for, and a rather lovely person to boot.

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    28 Sep 2024

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    The last person Dream expects to see in Burgess' basement is Hob Gadling, who has apparently been asked to consult on the restoration of the historic manor. He is pleased when his old acquaintance helps free him without a second thought, despite their past squabble, but he is horrified to realise that breaking the binding circle does nothing to return his powers to him, and that he cannot return to the Dreaming after having been released from his cage.

    Weak, confused, and distressingly human, he consents to being taken back to Hob's home to be cared for until he can regain his strength. When he falls asleep that night (which he should never have had need for), he finally finds his way back to his palace, only to find someone else sitting on his throne, wearing his ruby, and claiming his name as her own — Dream of the Endless.

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    28 Sep 2024

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    Hermione loses a bet to Pansy and has to send racy texts to a phone number of Pansy’s choosing.

    OR: Pansy is sick of Draco and Hermione pining for each other and does something about it.

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    28 Sep 2024

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    On the 31st of October, an eleven-year-old girl will bring about the end of the world. According to prophecy, anyway, and everyone knows those are infallible.

    Fortunately, the world has unlikely heroes in the form of Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy, who've selflessly agreed to put aside their mutual hatred and long-standing prank war in order to find the girl and stop the apocalypse. If only they could be certain they have the right child…

    For fans of Terry Pratchett and dramatic irony, a comedy of errors about two people so stubbornly in denial, Fate itself decides to step in.

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    21 Sep 2024

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    Granger,

    Your mistake is assuming I have better angels at all.

    -D.M.

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    13 Sep 2024

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    Hermione blinked, absolutely shocked, to see the tall, lithe form of Draco Malfoy looking curiously at her as he halted in his steps, his head cocking slightly to the side.

    “Granger,” he drawled, lip curving in amusement. “What the fuck are you doing in my bed?”

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    Hermione and Draco haven’t seen each other in seven years, and now they’re stuck alone together on a writer’s retreat in Theo’s countryside house. Do they even know each other at all? Surely writing each other smutty stories and pushing them under their bedroom doors would be a great place to start?

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    27 Jul 2024

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    “It’ll be a phrase you’d say in bed,” Ginny supplied, grinning. “It has to be something provocative.”

    Hermione clicked her tongue. “Be sensible. It will be on my body forever.”

    “You can choose the phrase,” Ginny said magnanimously, then tilted her head, considering her. “And where. On your bum might be nice, for instance.”

    “I’m not getting my bum tattooed,” Hermione deadpanned, then sighed. “Fine. I’ll think of something.”

    “Think fast. We’ll do it first thing this weekend.” Ginny pushed to her feet, plucking up their empty glasses and walking them to the sink.

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    Or, when Hermione is dared to get a tattoo.

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    25 Jun 2024

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