Neateo6000
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he sees the universe (it's all in me) by Neateo6000
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Sep 2026
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Draco Malfoy is so close to the academic discovery of a lifetime: finding the lost city of Atlantis. But Hermione Granger is always one step ahead of him, and why is he haunted by troubling dreams?
An action/romance flash fic inspired by art by StrandsofSaturn for the Show and Tell Flash Fest.
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A quick sampler of HP ships and genres. We got angst, we got humor, we got horror, we got romance. Rare pairs, popular pairs, no pair too!
See what readers are saying:
“I love whatever is wrong with you.”
“HOW DO YOU FUCKING THINK OF THESE?!?!! How do you come up with the most creative shit I’ve ever read then fifty words later just leave me on the FLOOR?”
“I have actual goosebumps, this gave me chills.”
“i was so impressed by how much of a breadth of genres you covered and how it was a gamble on whether each one would induce smiling or pouting. fitting in that much emotion and detail into such few words is such a talent, and i'm awed by your ability to do so.”
A collection of microfics originally posted on Instagram for Microfic May Challenge, hosted by EscapeInMyBookshelf. The collection has now expanded to include microfics written just for funsies. Chapters are titled with the prompt and the pairing or main character. All of them at or under 50 words, for your quick reading pleasure. I’m posting them here because I trust meta about as far as I can throw a data center.
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Blood and Dirt by Neateo6000 for SilverDragonGemini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Apr 2026
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Reluctant Auror Partners Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter are trapped in a cave-in. Seems like as good a time as any to talk things out.
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It is the first annual session of the Camp for Muggleborn Integration, Networking, and Goodwill Experiences, and Camp Director and organizer Hermione Granger needs everything to go perfectly. Unfortunately, two of her counselors, Ron Weasley and Draco Malfoy, cannot stop fighting.
Enter: The Get-Along Shirt
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Dronmione shenanigans and threesomes at summer camp. There's fighting, there's fucking, there's friendship bracelets. What more could you need?
Written for the Wet Hot Dr(on)mione Summer Fest.
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Square Peg and a Round Hole by Neateo6000
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
07 Feb 2026
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What would have happened if Shane was a little deeper in denial during his enlightening dinner with Rose? And what would have happened if Rose liked to be the peg as much as Shane liked to be the hole?
A canon divergence AU where Shane’s dinner with Rose takes a different route.
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I've written two smutty one shots about Weasley siblings and I don't see myself stopping there. Maybe I'll do all seven eventually?
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Hearthfire by baitswitch [the podfic] by PillowTalkPodfics, saltyorange (Velaaa)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Oct 2025
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Samhain is a time of cleansing, a time to seek purity and protection. Isolated in the Irish countryside, Draco will take no chances in upsetting the ancient magic steeped in the surrounding mountains — not when his wife's safety is at stake.
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Imagine Bodkin, but if it was a Dramione-coded super cosy cottagecore romance with fluff and porn but absolutely no murder. Then make yourself a cup of tea. That's what this is.
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Ron catches Harry fucking Malfoy in the Quidditch sauna. Then Malfoy fucking Harry in their flat. Multiple times. Ron’s been having weird reactions to it, like angry boners and weird sex fantasies. Even though he’s most definitely heterosexual.
It's fine. None of Harry's boyfriends actually stick around. Ron is sure it's fine. He's heterosexual. And he's definitely not in love with his best mate.
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A finger touched Harry’s chin, forcing him to look up and meet the icy blue eyes that belonged to the man next to him. “Do you like what you see, Harry?”
He forced himself to swallow, but did not look away. His hand burned with an old memory: I must not tell lies. The silence between them seemed to stretch on into an endless ether—one where time, space, even gravity itself did not tether Harry to reality.
Finally, he answered. “Yes.”
Or, Harry gets caught in a compromising position by the object of his every desire, and is forced to reconcile with reality.
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For her birthday, Hermione Granger-Malfoy is gifted a mouth between her thighs, and two
cockscompeting to wreck her - one belonging to her immaculate husband, the other to her tattooed ex.What starts as a harmless game quickly turns into a decadent tug-of-war: old rivalries rekindled, pleasure weaponized, and one witch caught gloriously in the middle.
She said she’d set the pace.
They said they’d behave.
Everyone lied.Now there’s only one question left…
Whosecockdeserves the crown?(Spoiler: she’s still counting votes.)
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Every terrible moment in his life, Draco thought about how one of the most powerful potions in existence curled up and around others like opalescent smoke, pulsing bright and thick like ichor, beckoning and enticing everyone…but.
Him.
Nothing.
Draco deserved this.
or, for some reason Amortentia has no scent for Draco. It's something he considers a terrible flaw and believes it's proof he lacks the capacity to feel romantic love.
But everything is fine. (narrator: everything was not fine.)