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    "Mr. Hollander, with all due respect, there is a very clear difference here. No one is stopping you and Mr. Rozanov from doing whatever you want in your free time, but this is a workplace. Many players and fans feel uncomfortable watching that kind of behaviour-"

    "Then they can close their eyes," Shane interrupted in a very uncharacteristic manner.

     

    OR: Shane has been the NHL golden boy for 11 seasons, but some people are simply begging for a verbal slapdown. The internet reacts.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    "So you do what you can, you convince yourself you can be something you are not, and for a moment, you think it worked, that you can be normal."

    Hits a little too close to home but damn written so fucking well.

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    "Oh, it looks like you’re doing better! With those scores, I guess we won’t have to meet as often anymore." Shane was beaming, proudly looking down at the transcript. Ilya’s smile immediately dropped.

    Needless to say, he scored 20 points lower on the next midterm.

    In which popular hockey fuckboy Ilya Rozanov falls madly in love with the university's golden boy Shane Hollander. Somehow, they go from being the talk on campus to becoming that couple.

    Alternatively, my take on the Jock!Ilya x Nerd!Shane trope bc it is desperately underrepresented.

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    08 May 2026

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    “With all my heart, Shane. I know no one thinks I am good enough for you, because I am not, but I try. I want to be. I stopped smoking and I go to bed early. I stopped sleeping with other people weeks ago because I could not stop thinking about your beautiful freckles no matter whose pretty face I looked into. And I know it was stupid to keep throwing parties hoping you’d come because you do not like crowds or hockey players, but I wanted you in my house and to show you a good time. I wanted to get to know you more and dance and maybe take you to my room to show off my trophies. And I wanted you to stay the night and make you pancakes in the morning even if my stupid roommates would have made fun of me for it. I want you, Hollander. You are all I can think about, it’s probably why my grades are still shit even though you are very good tutor,”

    Amazing. Beautiful. Cried during my night shift. 10/10

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    Ilya Rozanov built his tech empire from nothing, but the CEO who always wins is suddenly losing the one fight that matters—custody of his six-year-old niece, Alexandra. A strict judge, hostile old-money grandparents, and a brutal legal brief all paint him as too busy to be the parent she needs.

    Shane Hollander, the NHL’s first openly omega captain, has spent his entire career proving he belongs. At thirty-two, with contract negotiations looming and a franchise in quiet turmoil, he’s one bad headline away from having his legacy written for him.

    They come from two different worlds—until a chance meeting on a Cape Cod beach leads to a marriage of convenience. Shane offers the stable two-parent home the court wants. Ilya will use his connections to the incoming Voyageurs ownership group, and his considerable influence to make sure Shane walks into contract negotiations as something other than a question mark.

    Everyone gets what they need. Shane gets to keep his contract. Ilya gets to keep his niece. And absolutely no one will fall in love.

    Really.

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    24 Apr 2026

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    When finished, DOWNLOAD for rereads offline.

    Holy fuck this is good and check allllll the boxes

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    “They need to return to a conference based system,” Svetlana said, slamming her hand against the table. “It was fucking fine the way it was, why are we handing out participation trophies to shitty divisions?”

    Ilya raised his eyebrows from where he hovered in the kitchen, cracking open another Red Bull.

    “This is fun,” he said, deadpanned. “You guys should start a podcast or something. I would not listen, you are both terribly boring.”

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    Or, after an injury on the ice forces Shane into an early retirement, he and Svetlana start a podcast.

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    06 Apr 2026

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    "“Do I actually get this money?” Troy asked.

    “No.”"

    10/10. Amazing. Funny. The "Does Ilya Rozanov Owe You Money?" segments give me life. Definitely worth the read.

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    “We’ve made a trade,” Coach announces. “For Shane Hollander.”

    It’s like the ground drops out from beneath Ilya, and his heart falls from his chest. It tumbles past rock bottom, down to the cavern that shattered open inside of him on that night five years ago. The night when Ilya walked away from Hollander for the last time.

    He can’t breathe.

    (Or: Shane doesn’t get hurt, they break up, and they don’t talk for five long years. Until Shane is traded to Ottawa.)

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    25 Mar 2026

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    One word: perfection.

    OMG, the longing, the pining, Ilya who never stopped loving Shane and broke his own heart to make sure he didn't destroy it all, Shane who loved Ilya back all that time. The Centaurs being supportive, being one big family. Ugh, 100/10.

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    “This is just the version I use. Everyone has their preference, but I can send you the Amazon link for this book if you like,” Shane said, while Ilya flipped through the field guide. He stopped on the section on loons, where two different species were illustrated in wading water and mid-flight.

    Ilya pointed at one of the illustrations. A sleek dark bird, with white and black checker-board wings and a stark red eye. “We saw this one today, yes?”

    “Yep. The common loon. It’s aquatic, so you’ll always find them near water, usually a lake like we just saw. It’s the national bird of Canada, actually.”

    “Common. You can find this bird all over?” Ilya asked.

    “Around here, at least. It’s my favorite bird,” Shane admitted. “Pretty boring, I know.”

    Shane’s shoulders were hunched up, like he was embarrassed to admit that he was the bird guy, who did in fact, like birds.

    Well, that would not do. “Boring is good. I like boring,” Ilya insisted.

    (Or, Ilya Rozanov, a newly arrived hockey agent in Ottawa, falls for a local birder).

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    27 Feb 2026

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    Never thought I would enjoying a birding AU but here I am. 10/10

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    Shane’s eyes snap open. Wait a second.

    “Ilya,” Shane says, propping himself up on his elbows. “Ilya, wake up.”

    Ilya makes a pained noise, eyes still shut. “I shut curtains already.”

    “It’s not that. Ilya, hey. Don’t go back to sleep.” Ilya tries to bury back into Shane’s chest, but adrenaline knifes through Shane’s hangover long enough for him to peel Ilya off and roll him into his back. Ilya blinks blearily up at him, starfished in the sheets. Beautiful and naked and missing his mother’s cross.

     

    OR: When Ilya’s cross goes missing after the Centaurs celebrate their first Stanley Cup win, Shane is determined to get it back. And so are the Centaurs. And the rest of Ottawa.

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    25 Feb 2026

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    There are many ways to support your favorite player. Attending their games, for instance. Buying their jersey. Or, if you're trying to keep a secret relationship under wraps, you could drive four hours in the opposite direction, wrap yourself in a dollar store blanket with eyeholes cut in it, and attempt to blend in with the locals.

    It's foolproof. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

    The internet would never figure it out.

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    24 Feb 2026

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    The FUNNIEST shit I've read all month. 10/10

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    “Don’t you ever want more with… your soulmate?” With me. Don’t you ever want more with me?

    Shane waited patiently for Rozanov’s answer, his heart pounding away in his chest as he stared at the other man.

    “No,” Rozanov said decisively. Shane felt his heart shatter as the other man flicked his cigarette dismissively. “I do not have a soulmate.”

    Oh. Shane sat in stunned silence for a few moments, his glass of vodka frozen in midair, halfway to his lips.

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    Ilya has lived his life knowing he would never find a soulmate, and Shane has lived his life waiting for his soulmate to acknowledge him.

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    04 Feb 2026

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    Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

    Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    "Eight years to get there and it takes less than eight days to lose him, and it’s not fucking fair."

    Fucking broke me. 10/10

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    “I’m sorry, buddy,” he says, “I should’ve known you weren’t feeling it.” Shane finally looks at him. He makes a low, unfamiliar sound, vibrating through the water. It is confused and searching, a sound Hayden doesn't hear from him often.

    Somewhere deep in the facility, a heavy impact reverberates through the walls, metal groaning under the strain. Ilya. Hayden closes his eyes. Ilya is bigger, faster. And he wants to kill Shane.

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    Hayden thinks the new wild mer in the aquarium, Ilya, is trying to murder his best fish friend, Shane. Turns out he's got it all wrong, and murder is the last thing on their minds.

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    22 Jan 2026

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    Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.

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    09 Jan 2026

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    Shane’s voice was almost a whisper as he admitted, “I fucked up.”

    Ilya stopped in his tracks, “What do you mean?”

    “He knows. Scott Hunter fucking knows.”
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    OR: Shane calls Ilya crying after the fight. Ilya yells at Scott Hunter about it.
    *Now with Kip's POV in part 2 and everyone at the Kingfisher in part 3!

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    29 Dec 2025

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    Or: the WAG Ilya thing.

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    29 Dec 2025

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    Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.” 

    Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”

    “I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.” 

    “Rozanov–” 

    “Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”

    OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic. 

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    28 Dec 2025

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    Peter's trapped beneath a collapsed building during a mission, hurt and unable to move. Luckily, his comm still works. Unluckily, the Avengers don’t realise how bad of a state Peter is in, and Peter isn’t inclined to tell them.

     

    “Spidey, they’ve got reinforcements. We’ve hit a bit of a snag here, and I don’t think anyone will be able to help you for a while. Think you can sit tight while we deal with this?”

    The pressure on his lower back and legs was becoming too much. Peter swallowed thickly, fighting down panic. He could handle this.

    “Yeah,” Peter said. “I can do that.”

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    27 Nov 2024

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    Magnus was a Prince of Hell.

    He had things to be doing.  Souls to be torturing.  Demons to be ordering to do...things.  He should not be standing in a summoning circle drawn by some...some hot mundane lawyer.

    And yet, here he was.  How the hell had this happened?  

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    17 Nov 2024

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    Mike was raised to believe Imprint was a life-changing event for those few lucky enough to experience it. Harvey was raised to believe it was a form of mental illness. When it actually happened, neither of them noticed.

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    06 Oct 2024

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    So, like, cool, Torres is on a three-man team with crushes on both his team-mates and now both his crushes are fucking slash probably in love, that's an absolutely feasible long-term situation. He can handle this, no sweat. No problem.

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    27 Sep 2024

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    Re-integrating Isle residents into Auradonian society is a lovely idea, but it's much harder to implement than it is to say.

    Picks up a bit before the end of Descendants 3 and imagines a slightly more realistic version of how the end of that movie should have gone down, because Audrey is evil and some villains really need to stay on the Isle.

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    10 Aug 2024

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