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pomme d'amour n. [Fr., "love apple"] An archaic name for the tomato. Recorded across several European languages from the sixteenth century.
Note: The origin of the name is uncertain. Claims of a widespread historical belief in the fruit's aphrodisiac properties are not well supported; the association appears to rest largely on the colour and on the name itself.
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29 Aug 2026
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3000 words. That was all. Sirius just had to get this essay down to 3000 words.
3120 words, said his psychology essay’s word count, rudely.
Fuck you, he said back to the word count.
You’re so sleep-deprived, you’re hallucinating an argument with Microsoft Word, the word count replied wittily. Also, you want to shag men.
Bollocks. The word count was right.
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After realising that he’s probably at least a little bit gay, Sirius Black falls into a prolonged spell of bad luck.
This is definitely because of some big fuckoff cosmic reason completely unrelated to him, and not just because he’s a bit of a twat.
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28 Jun 2026
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"I'm the Marvellous Mr. Lupin, here to dazzle with feats of magic you'll have to see to still not believe! Who's ready to have some fun?"
The magician visibly deflates as scattered, unenthusiastic applause sounds through the conference room. Sirius almost feels bad for the man. There are probably few jobs more bleak than providing entertainment for a corporate networking event where everybody just wants to get drunk at the lobby bar or go to their room for a luxurious hotel wank that won't get interrupted by their kids. It's sort of the man's own fault for taking the gig, though. Kids' parties probably have a much more enthusiastic audience. Maybe Sirius should get his card and hire him for Harry's birthday.
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Is Sirius really thinking about seducing this magician? Really?
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13 Mar 2026
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bright, just like the stars by basketofnovas (slashmarks)
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Feb 2026
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An AU where Harry is a girl. Series title from "Take Me Anywhere" by Tegan and Sara.
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06 Mar 2026
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“Jude, darling Jude, all I can do is think of you. I haven’t been able to think of anyone else in so long that I fear you’re destined to haunt me forever.”
Set after the events of the throne room on an average day in Elfhame. Just the high king and his seneschal. (One shot)
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29 Jan 2026
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Public Bookmark 512
Mystery Work
Part of HD Wireless 2023, wolf's archive
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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06 Jan 2026
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The Stonework was Admirable by Culumacilinte
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works
09 Feb 2013
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‘Whatever I understand, I know that you have won renown and glory on the field, and shown yourself to be mighty in arms, and fearless, and fair. And I know that you are a lady of great heart, and that it is softer than you have made it. And that I would not for my life have you made less than you are. And I would wed you, and live with you in peace, as Éowyn, or Dernhelm, or whoever you wish. And what I do not yet understand, I will learn, and gladly.’
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“You know,” Billy says quietly, sneering. “You coulda saved Joyce Byers a plate—if this was all it took, to break you.”
Billy Hargrove is about to learn the hard way—if you come at the king, you best not miss.
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04 Dec 2025
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Harry sends a letter to his favorite toymaker, Lupin Toy Company, without his godfather's permission. Lucky for them both, Mr. Lupin writes back.
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30 Nov 2025
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Public Bookmark 102
Mystery Work
Part of HD Wireless 2025, wolf's archive
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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25 Nov 2025
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When Remus is looking for some spare parchment in the study, he goes through Sirius's old school trunk and finds an old notebook that says 'TOP SECRET: DO NOT READ MOONY I MEAN IT'.
Naturally, Remus opens it. And he is so very glad he does.
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21 Nov 2025
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Hermione knew she shouldn't have committed such heinous crime, but it was worse that she got caught.
Now she has to pay for what she has done.
Unfortunately for her, the Ministry is running low on test subjects for a new scheme that plans to grow the population of a nearly extinct animal: the Giant Squid.
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- Part 1 of The Squid Repopulation Scheme
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06 Oct 2025
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“I have a house, far away.” Her smile is now a smirk, taunting the two of them at the same time. “It’s fancy. There’s a big bedroom on the second floor and gardenias in every window planter. I could show you around after school?”
Willoughby nods, running his eyes all over her. “I’m gonna regret this forever,” he grins, teasing too, “aren’t I?”
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15 Aug 2025
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I decided to write this after being OUTRAGED by the number of highly problematic and abusive fanfics I see on this site! Honestly I shouldn't even post it here at all, since AO3 is complicit in LITERAL SEX TRAFFICKING and ABUSE by allowing just anyone to post whatever they want. But it's the best website for posting fic. What am I supposed to do, raise money to pay for servers and use AO3's entirely, 100% open source code to start a new site that upholds REAL MORALITY? Anyways here's my fanfic. If you comment on this fic with ANY NEGATIVE OPINION it's ABUSE and I will call the FBI. I'm only 28, so if you comment on this fic at all and you're older than me, it's GROOMING and I will call the FBI.
Enjoy!
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12 Aug 2025
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Boromir's Burden- Pevensies on the Loose by crazychickinacorner
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, Chronicles of Narnia - All Media Types
01 Aug 2026
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"The dark figure streaming with fire raced towards them. The orcs yelled and poured over the stone gangways. Then Boromir raised his horn and blew. Loud the challenge rang and bellowed, like the shout of many throats under the cavernous roof. For a moment the orcs quailed and the fiery shadow halted. Then the echoes died as suddenly as a flame blown out by a dark wind, and the enemy advanced again." - the fellowship of the Ring
Far away, beyond the seas of time and space, in the land of Narnia, two kings and two queens sat at table, breaking their fast on the final noon of a great hunt. As one, they heard the mighty sound of Gondor's horn, as one hears the cry of a bird in the heavens. The land darkened before their eyes and the wind picked-up, whirling and battering until not a hair on their heads stood still.
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you know, Golden Age Narnia Pevensie siblings get chucked into LOTR and have to save Boromir and other such delights. Surely they will be normal about this.Bookmarked by Notcateblanchett
31 Jul 2025
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“Well,” Remus says quietly, “you don’t let people know you."
“And you’re saying you know me?” Sirius drawls, leaning back in his chair. “You’re the only one?”
The half-arsed derision in his tone doesn’t seem to surprise or intimidate Remus. He only smiles, knowing.
It is one thing to love a person; it is quite another to see them as they truly are and to love them all the same. And sometimes, Sirius thinks, he’d rather die than let anybody see beneath the defensive facade of his brave face.
From 1971 to 1978, the Hogwarts years of obsession, betrayal, recklessness, lies, too much drink, insecurity, and all eclipsing sexual frustration. Seven years of Sirius Black’s insufferable god-complex, of Remus Lupin’s most private shames, of secret relationships, awkward hookups, James Potter’s blunt advice, and more yearning than sense. Seven years for Sirius to finally admit to himself that what he wants is not only to be loved, but to be known entirely. And therein lies the difficulty.
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- Part 1 of Brave Face
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18 May 2025
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Public Bookmark 560
Mystery Work
Part of wolf's archive
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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07 May 2025
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Public Bookmark 284
Mystery Work
Part of H/D Erised 2023, wolf's archive
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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04 May 2025
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you know how to ball (i know aristotle) by emlovessid, Freudhood
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Nov 2024
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Being promoted to full time sports journalist at the Daily Prophet is a dream come true for any quidditch fan.
But for Remus Lupin, the 2024-25 season of the British and Irish Quidditch League Cup has more in store for him than he ever could have imagined; namely Puddlemere United's star beater, Sirius Black.
Between pre-match interviews, post-match drinks and social media banter that borders dangerously on flirting, Remus is only one swing of the beater's bat away from falling for him. And he can only hope that when he does, Sirius is there to catch him.
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28 Apr 2025
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Ezekiel 23:20 by samalander
Fandoms: Political RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c., Political RPF - Italian 21st c.
27 Apr 2025
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Sometimes you say in the discord, "My hope is that AI becomes uselessly porn brained and tells people that JD Vance killed the Pope because he was in heat and the Pope refused to knot him." And then people encourage you to do this thing, and then you inflict it on a world that used to know the light of God's love.
Which is to say, I'm sorry.
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28 Apr 2025