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  1. Rec 8

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    "So is it always sexual then? That's what this is about right?" 

    "Not always. For some it's for fun. Others a hobby. And for others it's simply to relax. But what about you, Ray?" Oberyn drops his hand to run his fingers over the back of Raylan's wrist. "What is it you're looking for?"

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    In which Raylan experiences what it's like to be across from a professional dom.

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    13 Jun 2023

  2. Rec 73

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    Jaskier doesn't make thinking a habit. He is most certainly not thinking when the truly beautiful, but terrifying, Yennefer of Vengerberg demands his final wish. Of course, like any reasonable bard, he wishes for love. Specifically, Geralt's.

    In which Geralt is oblivious and Jaskier doesn't talk about what happened because really, where would be the sense in that?

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    11 Jan 2023

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    Jaskier thinks he used a djinn wish to make Geralt fall in love with him. Jaskier is an idiot. But so is Geralt so they're perfect for each other

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    Hesitating slightly at the doorway, he still contemplates just turning around and leaving. Roach is likely already settled into a well-appointed stall, but she would forgive him for dragging her away from such posh accommodations in a few weeks, surely. The lordling he’s meant to be here for would likely be cross at this breach of contract, but he thinks with no small amount of dark humor that it’s not as if his reputation can be dragged that much lower.

    For a man already called Butcher, how worse could his day to day life get from the blue balled frustration of some viscount of a tiny coastal town?

    He squares his shoulders after he considers the question, knowing already that the answer is “much fucking worse.”

     

    (for lack of contracts and want of coin, Geralt takes a job as a bed warmer for a lord) (this ends up being MUCH more literal than anticipated)

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    04 Jan 2023

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    Soft get together

  4. Rec 76

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    This job promises to be the easiest four million crowns Jaskier has ever made, at least until a run in with a Witcher brings to light the nefarious intentions of his employer. Now Jaskier's professional and personal pride are on the line, along with the safety of the Continent.

    Can Jaskier stop flirting long enough to atone for his mistakes? Can the Witchers tolerate a thief in their midst in service of stopping a more dangerous criminal? After all, needs must when the devil drives.

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    30 Dec 2022

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    Thief Jaskier

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    It's been three years since Jaskier ran, hand in hand with his little Lioness, Ciri. For three years his sole goal has been to keep her safe as they slowly make their way across the continent. When a gorgeous long-haul trucker with silver white hair picks them up one cold winter's night Jaskier knows the man is dangerous. When he sees just how dangerous first hand, Jaskier knows he should run- running from dangerous men has become the defining theme of his life, after all. But Jaskier has learned how to read a man's intent the hard way and Geralt doesn't feel dangerous. Rather, Jaskier feels safer with him near- Geralt is no threat to them, Jaskier is sure of it. He would never hurt them.

    As long as Geralt never finds out who Jaskier is running from, or just how precious his charge actually is, that is.

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    AKA: The long-haul trucker, contract killers AU that no one asked for. ^_^

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    30 Dec 2022

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    Geraskier AU, modern, mob-ish AU. Geralt is an assassin. One of the best fics I've read