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When Astarion finds himself waking up in an unfamiliar prison cell in the underdark, it's to the touch of a gentle albeit all-together too-large elven man tending to his wounds.
A canon divergent story that takes place about 150 years before the events of the Nautiloid crash, where one of Cazadors little spawn suddenly disappears only to find himself in the underdark, now the prisoner of an entirely new mistress, one who seemingly also has a taste for druidic wood elves.
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He can hear Rensa's labored breathing, feel him twitching inside him, knows he isn’t unaffected by it, but fuck, does he wish he could see the drow’s face contort with pleasure, like it did when he’d let him have his mouth.
“Move,” Demanding.
There’s a dark chuckle in his ear. “Manners, darling.” Chasticing, amused.
“You’re right, I’m sorry - fucking move,” He grits through his teeth, now fully squirming in Rensa’s grip on him, trying to gain just a little bit of leverage, which doesn’t work, until he flexes his insides around Rensa - causing the drow’s breath to stutter and his hips to twitch.After settling a jealousy issue, Rensa and Red agree to spend the night before a dragon fight.
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- Part 5 of A pirates life for me
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“Can we just get on with it?” Red drums his fingers against his upper arm, arms crossed.
Rensa nods once. “Of course. Get on your knees, hands behind your back.” Long fingers, as dexterous as his own, dip into his belt and withdraw a dagger, as Red shuffles closer. For a moment light blue eyes flicker from the singular red eye to thin lips, and Rensa immediately levels the dagger at his chest. “Don’t you dare.”
Red holds up his hands. Surrender. “Wouldn’t think of it.” Faux innocence.
“Uh-huh.” Disbelief. “Knees.”Red and Rensa have another randevu.
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- Part 4 of A pirates life for me
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Needing to distance himself from his affair with Tashrel, Red seeks out the company of the ship's resident uptight, slightly controlling drow for distraction, which Rensa is more than happy to provide.
“I want you to fuck me, Rensa.”
“Alright.” Mistrust temporarily put aside. Cautious interest.
“Right here, right now.” The boy says with all the bravado a nineteen-year-old should have.
“Sure.” Casual. Almost disinterested now. “Turn around.”
Red raises a brow, almost choked at the ease of it. Part of him wants to say ‘wait, really?’, expecting more resistance or a preamble.
The drow cocks his head slightly. “Did I stutter?”Series
- Part 3 of A pirates life for me
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Their mutually beneficial agreement having gone on for awhile, Tashrel decides he wants more from Red, and Red can't give it to him, which leads to this scene.
Just one last time.
So fuck it.
Fuck it all.
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- Part 2 of A pirates life for me
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Forgetful Fish by Silphanis
Fandoms: Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series), Critical Role: Campaign 2 - The Mighty Nein (Web Series)
14 Jul 2026
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Caleb returns from a casual trip to Nicodranas with a new obsession: A Menagerie Coast card game called Forgetful Fish. The game quickly absorbs both him and Essek utterly, turning what would have been a quiet day in their household into a heated, competitive series of card duels, that even their unexpected guests cannot resist joining in on.
A game of wits among the smartest wizards in the land is a frightful thing.
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Leash by a_good_soldier
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Jan 2026
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Ilya loves being Shane's dog. He hopes he's good enough to earn it.
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Bookmarked by OmenTheBard
12 Jan 2026
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When Astarion awakens in the aftermath of the Nautiloid crash, it is not to a friendly face but the press of goblin steel against his cheek.
Now a captive of the Absolute, he is left starving and huddled in the corner, waiting for the beast that shares his cell to finally strike.
Bears, after all, are not known to be the most gracious killers.
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[COMPLETED WORK]
“Who even are you?” Neil blinked at him with those perfect, blue eyes.
Andrew became very aware of Neil’s weight at that moment and dropped him. Neil bounced back on the bed and yelped.
“I’m the guy who is going to go take a shower and you’re the guy who is going to wait patiently for Kevin to come tend to your needs,” Andrew said. He gestured down to Neil’s blanket covered body. “Whatever this is, is above my pay grade.”
[AFTG Crime AU that takes place in Baltimore where the Foxes and Raven's are opposing gangs. Neil escapes the Nest and falls for Andrew, but Riko will do anything to get him back. Kevin and Aaron tumble headlong into a secret relationship and Jeremy Knox fixes a very broken Jean Moreau.]
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- Part 1 of the glass series
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Bookmarked by OmenTheBard
01 Aug 2023
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MUST READ when I'm done actually reading the boooks
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After an upbringing lacking in mundanity, Neil just wants to live a “normal” life. He’s got a home, a circle of friends, a job — why not give casual sex a shot?