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This is normal (right?) or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Zizbomb by Omen_Pitch
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow
04 Nov 2025
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For Taylor Hebert, aspiring independent hero, having one of the worst powers ever is honestly one of the best things to ever happen to her, aside from meeting her best friend of course.
This is because in a world where strength is punished, those who can afford to go all-out are juggernauts.
This gives her the rare privilege of being able to walk in her personal role-model's foosteps, while dealing with juggling schoolwork, relationships, nemeses who she DEFINITELY doesn't have crushes on, bullies, being a teenager with (ugh) emotions and her odd knack for being at exactly the wrong place at exactly the wrong time.
She's a perfectly normal teenage superhero!
...right?Series
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TiN(R?)o:HiLtSWaLtZB Omakes and alt-perspectives by Omen_Pitch
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow
21 May 2025
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The things that aren't canon to, or don't fit within the main story.
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What do you get if you cross a cold war era spy thriller with a heist movie with Complacency of the LearnedTM?
Heists!* Scams!† Blackjack!‡ SPACEWALKS!§
*: Floretnapping.
†: It's complicated.
‡: With fully accurate card counting!
§: SPACEWALKS!!!Series
- Part 2 of Vampires don't go to Heaven
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An incredibly sadomasochistic independent deep in self denial receives an odd gift from an even odder secret admirer.
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- Part 5 of Vampires don't go to Heaven
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I Touch my Vines to my Face, and Feel the Gentle Give of Meat by Omen_Pitch
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
16 Oct 2024
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Contextless Truth, in the form of a small ape with everything to live for, and Truthless Context, in the form of a sentient plant with nothing to, collide.
Neither will ever be the same again.
Neither want to.
But maybe they would want to, if they could.
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- Part 4 of Vampires don't go to Heaven
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Love, Hunger, Bloodlust and other Human Fulcrums by Omen_Pitch
Fandom Parahumans Series - Wildbow
04 Nov 2025
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Vampires don't go to Heaven by Omen_Pitch
Fandom Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Original Work
15 Nov 2024
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Taylor with a different power, the consequences therein, and the implications of what kind of person she was to get this power rather than canon Taylor's power.
If you found Worm canon to be too intense at points -such as in the Slaughterhouse Nine arc, or during Taylor's schooltime miseries- then you're probably not going to be thrilled with Monster. Fair warning.
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- Part 1 of Those Who Hunt Monsters
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- English
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Bookmarked by Omen_Pitch
09 Jul 2025
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not many tags, but seems an interesting premise
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The Collected Tales of Our Glorious Originators and Their Journeys Through Time Immemorial by purplebard
Fandoms: Homestuck
19 Feb 2020
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Including such classic tales as “The Spotted Hatchling” and “How the Maids Saved the Bishop,” The Collected Tales of Our Glorious Originators is a must-have for nostalgics and lovers of the fairytale genre alike. Author Herazade Engley, known for her storybook compilations such as The Lonely Witch and her Golden Ship and Whispers from the Dream Bubbles, outdoes herself in this anthology of all the beloved stories your lusus read to you when you were just a wiggler. With chapter illustrations from renowned children’s illustrator Zeliny Capora, The Collected Tales is an essential for its nuanced attention to historical detail.
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Bookmarked by Omen_Pitch
02 Sep 2022
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Thank god Caliborn isn’t here right now, you think, as Caliborn seeps into the room like a malignant devil who heard his name from inside your mind. He’s green and heat, and he is not welcome.
“SILENCE THE CHILD. OR ELSE I WILL DO IT MYSELF.”
(Dirk runs away from his abusive home in Texas all the way up to a cheap, abandoned house in Oregon that is haunted by an angry green poltergeist with Big Issues and a nasty mile-wide 'cruelty to the living' streak.Dave, the four-year-old little brother Dirk was not fully aware he had, follows him there.)
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Bookmarked by Omen_Pitch
04 Mar 2020