17 Works by PerkedPrincess
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Cartman cleans up a messy mistake for Kyle — again — and hums like nothing’s wrong.
Drabble thing I wrote and never finished
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- Part 4 of SP Drabble Collection
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He took one last, sharp breath, held it, and then began. The first attempt was a dry, wrenching heave that brought tears to his eyes but nothing else. Panic, sharp and metallic, flared in his chest.
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Kyle struggles with his eating disorder and has his own finger for dessert to purge it all.
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- Part 3 of SP Drabble Collection
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short onesided style drabble abt Stan's shitty lifestyle
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- Part 2 of SP Drabble Collection
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Kyle can't decide if his feelings for Cartman are purely hormonal reactions, or something much more dirty and shameful.
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- Part 1 of SP Drabble Collection
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Harry Potter and the Bitter Petunia Flowers by PerkedPrincess
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Aug 2025
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Aunt Petunia did not love him. This was the foundational truth of his existence. And in her total, consistent absence of love, he found a strange, bleak freedom.
The hope of earning her love did not burden him. Its fleeting warmth did not distract him. (not that he ever truly felt it.)
His world was built on a simple, clean equation: obedience and invisibility led to a quiet, uninterrupted life. Any rebellion to that only led to cold silence and the oppressive weight of her displeasure.
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What if a single, loveless, and bitter Petunia Evans were to raise an equally unloved Harry?
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The following content is NOT condoned, glorified, nor romanticized. Anyone who finds this content under these umbrella terms or something similar needs therapy, and I'm too broke to pay for that- so figure it out on your own.
The stages of Kyle and Eric's unhealthy affair ends in every tragic way it can.
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When Kyle goes to college and tries to have a fresh start, it ends with pitiful fate.
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Cartman hasn’t left his room in twenty-three days. Not since Kyle died.
It’s fine. Everything he needs is here: his bed, his TV, and Kyle—
who sits at the foot of the bed, insults his hygiene, and reminds him—constantly—that he’s dead.Based off "The Tell-Tale Heart" and "In My Room"
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Cartman's usual nights of self-indulgence and Diet Double Dew is interrupted by a need for something more intimate.
He is greeted with a shady site and a similar red-head.
He can't stomach it.HEAVILY inspired by "NOTHINGWASTED.ORG" by prayedtoday
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“...Seriously, Kayl...? Dried-up remains? Didn’t take you for a fan of roadkill.”
Cartman watched, a grotesque fascination warring with a rising tide of nausea. The casual way Kyle handled the remains, the almost clinical detachment as he… sampled them… sent a shiver down his spine that had nothing to do with disgust. It was something else, something unsettlingly intimate.Or
Kyle and Cartman as partners in crime (short Kyman drabble)
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Sometimes, the best way to get along with someone is a shared secret- the more messed up the better.
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Eric n Kyle land themselves in a situation that ends up with a dead janitor and a self-pitying Kyle <3
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Kyle was just meant to hang out with his friends, play a few games, indulge in overpriced diabetic-friendly soda, and go home.
But curiosity kills the cat when his interest is sparked by a special little journal on his way home.
But It's alright, satisfaction brings you back.
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Drunk in one of Tolkien's parties, Kyle rambles to a sober Cartman about a rose he fixates on.
Cartman fails to understand.
Inspired by the poem "Heideröslein" by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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A oneshot fic where Kyle just messages a mysterious person in a shitty dead server
Based on a online interaction, not much to it other than a silly thought popping in my head
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“Boys,” he began, his voice weary, "this... this has gone too far, m’kay? Fighting, violence… it’s never the answer.” He looked from Kyle’s simmering anger to Cartman’s sullen defiance. "This... this requires intervention, m’kay?”
A fanfic where Kyle and Cartman need to overcome their differences and long run hatred to get out of a shitty program- and things go too far when an upcoming fight is interrupted by something much more different yet familiar.
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Worship.
Harry watched Dudley's parents worshiped him, their awe evident as they praised the boy for simply being present.
At just eight years old, Harry felt a deep yearning to be like him, to be someone worthy of admiration. The way Dudley’s parents looked at their son sparked something within Harry, a longing that grew stronger with each passing moment.
Perhaps it was time to listen to that persistent voice in his head.
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Calling him Harry felt...
Wrong.That monster wasn't her nephew, her scrawny black-haired nephew. The soft-spoken child with sparkling green eyes behind those glasses. Those same eyes now became predatory, the innocent glance they once had gone, it felt so inhuman, it made her sick to the stomach.
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He was chosen for greatness, terrible pain on others yes- but still great.
You could hear the insane and mentally ill, from flat-out screams of madness to the deep slumber of the unseen. Confining rooms and silence that could only be broken by a specific young patient, mind you- a very young one. A small figure sat at the end of the room, white and blue bedsheets cast a shadow over their glowing green eyes.
Meet Patient Number Seven, every doctor's dilemma and fear, the reason many avoided working with the mentally ill.