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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    Following his return to a life of piracy, Stede is desperate to get back to Ed - so much so, he's willing to use magic offered by a dodgy man in a fetching outfit. The spell whisks him back to the Revenge, but things are odd - not least, everyone seems to want to pet him.

    Can he get back with Ed when he's an adorable corgi, or will Ed use the crew's new companion as a means to finally get them to mutiny?

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    11 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 34

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    A 3:10 to Yuma AU. 1880s Arizona. Inept "Gentleman Rancher" Stede Bonnet volunteers to escort infamous outlaw Edward Teach to justice. Along the way, he'll have to choose between the man he wants and the man he wants to be.

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    09 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 56

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    Stede Bonnet loves his best friend. Ed Teach *loves* his best friend, who is both straight and engaged to "pleasant enough" Mary Allamby. All three of them are making the best of it until Father Bonnet announces for Stede's 30th birthday that he's set the wedding date. Are they all headed for misery or is there still a way to set all three of them free?

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    29 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    Ed and Stede have been best friends for years, and now own and run a cruise ship together, Jeff's Inn on the Sea. Everything's great! Except Ed has been pining for his best friend for years, and is sick to death of getting hit on by passengers. After a particularly trying day, he brings it up to Stede, and they hatch a brilliant (incredibly stupid) plot: they'll pretend they're dating, so everyone will think they're off limits. It'll be great!

    Things do not go as planned.

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    22 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    A micro SMAU told (mostly) through the yearly Bonnet Family Christmas Newsletter. 🎄

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    18 Nov 2025

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