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    The Last Ronin survives the fight with Oroku Hiroto. He didn't expect that. He no longer can hear his brothers, and it makes him just a little bit lonely. One day, he finds an old laptop left behind by his late brother. On it is a single messaging platform, filled to the brim with other turtles from other dimensions. They were just like his brothers, yet so different…

    Why did his brother make such an invention? For what purpose did he intend for it? And why do these kids keep trying to get him to open up?


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    • New Turtle in Town (Ch 1-18)
    • Secrets and Sleuthing (Ch 19-32)
    • Aaahh!!! Real Rugrats (Ch 33-???)

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    30 Dec 2025

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    Chp 49

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    “What…is this?”

    “The solution.”

    “And how is another one of his kind going to help us?!”

    “Because this will prove beneficial for Sun Wukong.”

    “Oh?”

    “The Six-Eared Macaque can…entice Sun Wukong to a more palatable degree.”

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    To appease the rampaging Sun Wukong, the heavenly court decides to give the great sage a present…in the form of a husband. Macaque is not amused.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    Chp 8

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    Macaque's head spun. Everything was happening too fast, way too fast. Ever since Wukong's rise to fame, demons had crawled out of every dark corner, desperate to claim that glory for themselves. Some claimed they would defeat him, hoping to prove themselves worthy in some twisted contest. Until some fancy lion demon came in, talking about a ‘brotherhood’ and defeating heaven together. Yeah, right. Macaque thought the whole thing was a joke—who in their right mind would fall for that?

    TLDR : Wukong forced Macaque into the brotherhood (Then had the audacity to get jealous when Macaque’s attention wasn’t solely on him anymore)

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    07 Apr 2026

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    Chp 2

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    Leo's in for a rude awakening when he gets hit by a mind-reading spell that reveals his family doesn't think of him as highly as he convinced himself they'd do. It's hard to accept.

    Therefore he won't! Denial all the way!

    (oh yeah, he also got hurt pretty bad during spell casting, but he's sure that's not important and won't have any effect on how his family treats and thinks about him at all.)

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    31 Mar 2026

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    Casey, somehow didn’t notice the weird side-eyes Leo had given him. It took so much of Leo’s willpower not to be blushing right now, especially when Casey starts talking about how he’ll even take a shower if Leo wants.

    If Leo could bang his head against the steering wheel- he would. Oh god- did he die and somehow end up in hell? Was Casey okay- why was Casey even talking about this? Could somebody please call their phone and interrupt this extremely awkward conversation?

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