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“I didn’t keep most of the memories. Other people’s memories. I get flashes of big things, births, deaths. Except about you.”
Carol feels the confusion slip onto her face. Nervousness creeps up her spine again. “Me?”
“I know everything that anybody has ever thought about you, Carol. Every memory. Every feeling. Helen. Your ex-girlfriends. Your dentist. It’s like I have a Carol encyclopedia in my head.”
Carol had thought that she was done experiencing fresh horrors. What a nightmare it is to realize that she is not. “Oh, god.” She says.
“Oh, god,” Zosia agrees.
After they manage to break Zosia free of the hive, Zosia and Carol try to navigate the field of landmines that is their relationship.
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17 Feb 2026
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hand felling by QuickYoke
Fandoms: The Wheel of Time (TV), Wheel of Time - Robert Jordan
04 Oct 2023
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Moiraine always did have unhealthy coping mechanisms.
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21 Apr 2025
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In the events leading up to Jen and Alice’s wedding, their respective best friends Agatha and Rio have to work together despite their… creative differences.
Oh, and then there’s this:
Rio doesn’t fall for straight women. Agatha's not a lesbian. And one of them is lying.- Language:
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17 Dec 2024
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In the seventies, Wanda decided Westview needed some queer representation. If Agnes hated her husband so much, maybe she’d prefer a wife.
(In which Ralph wasn’t real.)
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07 Dec 2024
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07 Dec 2024
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the way i feel about you baby can’t explain it by seabiscuit
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
17 Nov 2024
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“She won’t even admit that she’s gay for a New York City Ballet dancer. You think she would go for you, Rio Vidal of Cobb, Oklahoma?” Jenn raises an eyebrow, “IT service provider who plays Elden Ring in her spare time.”
“Maybe.” Chirps Rio. Hope does, after all, spring eternal.
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Rio goes from IT service monkey to fucking her very beautiful, very poised boss in a very short period of time. And then, of course, there’s the aftermath.
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26 Nov 2024
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“No way,” Rio said, crossing her arms defensively. “Good for you, get that bag, but I’ll figure something else out.”
Jen’s laughter bubbled up, bright and teasing. “Sweetheart, you’re so sheltered. These women aren’t crusty old grandmas in rocking chairs. They’re powerful, rich, and they smell like Chanel, not mothballs. Some of them are absolutely stunning.” She tilted her head, studying Rio as if sizing her up for auction. “You’d clean up if you stopped being so stubborn. They’d eat you alive—and pay you for the privilege.”
OR: Struggling bartender Rio stumbles into a sugar baby situation with CEO Agatha Harkness. She can't figure out what the woman wants from her, or why she's letting herself go along with it.
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- Part 1 of Sugar and Honey Verse
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21 Nov 2024
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One day, Wanda’s spell fades, and Agatha Harkness is awake again.
Pissed off and powerless, she casts a spell to take her somewhere, anywhere but Westview—and it takes her to the last place she wants to be.
Death’s doorstep.
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Agatha and her ex-girlfriend, Death, have a very tumultuous sleepover in Hell.
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18 Nov 2024
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“I don’t believe you. You prefer me—“
“Compliant?” Rio stood slowly, her eyes never leaving Agatha’s face. The action put her inches away, her body heat radiating out, searing Agatha’s skin. “Obedient?”
Agatha’s hips shifted against her will, her lips parting slightly. She closed her eyes against the heady mortification that razed through her chest. She felt Rio move closer and she parted her legs without thought.
Rio stepped between them but didn’t touch, hands settling on the desk inches from Agatha’s hips and hands.
“You always were such a brat.” Rio’s breath was hot against Agatha’s ear, her voice throaty and raw and filthy. “You never knew how to do what you were told.”
Or: After five years away, a still-grieving Agatha is dragged back into the FBI and the arms of her ex-wife.
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11 Nov 2024
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Pulling the sheet to her, Agatha gets up, draws a hand through her hair. “Get up,” she says, loudly.
The woman – Rio, if Agatha remembers correctly, Jesus fucking Christ – only mumbles something in response and turns over, away from the noise. On her back, right below her neck, the black tendrils of a tattoo spiral across her shoulder blades.
Agatha’s too fucking old for this. “Get up,” she repeats. She’s been teaching for over twenty years; she knows how to make her voice carry in a room.
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- Part 1 of witchcraft filling your void
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11 Nov 2024
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she kindly stopped for me by yeahitshowed
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV)
27 Sep 2024
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“Gee whiz, Agnes,” Wanda sighs, touching Agatha’s shoulder sympathetically. “That’s heartbreaking. Have you never had a relationship that was anything more than just tolerable? Not even in your youth?”
Agatha can feel her smile falter. She hitches it back up, her face aching from the effort.
“Well,” she says, patting Wanda’s hand. “Considering my youth was somewhere back in the prehistoric age, my choices were either the caveman or the wooly mammoth. Both of which would’ve had better table manners than Ralph, I bet.”
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Throughout the events of WandaVision, Agatha thinks about Rio.
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03 Nov 2024
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Rage, Rage Against the Dying of the Light by motherconfessor
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV)
11 Nov 2024
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“Lucky gal,” Agnes said. “The only way––” and she tried to say Ralph. That had been his name, hadn’t it? The idiot of a man whose house she’d taken over. Instead, what came out, tugged by the spell was, “Rio would remember our anniversary is if there was a beer named June 2nd.”
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When Wanda's spellwork traps another person in its bindings, Agatha makes a deal that all she needs is seven days to get what she wants.
But seven days is a long time to be stuck in a PG-13 sitcom.
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25 Oct 2024
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Caught in a moment alone, Agatha Harkness tries to trick her newly-summoned Green Witch into revealing herself. It does not go as planned.
Or; Rio still has her magic, and her hunger.
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17 Oct 2024
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There is a land of the living and a land of the dead and the bridge is love, the only survival.
—Thornton WilderSeries
- Part 20 of Game of Thrones works
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31 Dec 2023
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It figured that the moment Stede's libido decided to rear its head, he’d be sharing a room.
When Stede finds himself fantasizing about Ed and desperate for relief, he's pleased to discover that Ed is fast asleep, which means Stede can basically go to town as long as he keeps himself reasonably quiet.
Ed is not fast asleep. Ed is not even a little bit asleep at all. Ed is listening to Stede pant and whisper his name, and he's losing his entire fucking mind about it.
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05 Nov 2023
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A Night At Blackbeards's Bar and Grill by soft_october
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Mar 2022
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“Look - I don’t usually do this, but I am the food critic for The Anchor, and it’s imperative that I -”
“Oh, a food critic! Well that changes things.”
“Does it?”
“Sure. What was that name again?”
“Stede Bonnet. Food Critic, Stede Bonnet.”
“Right. Well, fuck off, Food Critic Stede Bonnet. Blackbeard’s Bar and Grill is all booked up.”The manager at the new restaurant Stede is trying to review is being kind of a dick. A certain member of the waitstaff, however, takes a bit of a liking to him.
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05 Nov 2023
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All We Have by EllanaSan
Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
08 Mar 2014
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Original Prompt : I always thought that Effie was secretly way more smart and caring than the books made her out to be. In fact, I imagine her secretly hating the games and her job as an escort. Like, maybe Snow and the government picks certain Capitol citizens and makes them work a certain job for the Games. Could you please write a one-shot where Haymitch finds out that Effie hates her job and the Games, wishes for a rebellion, and only dresses and acts like she does so she doesnt get in trouble with Snow?
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20 Jun 2023
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Sailors call them watermarks. A gift from the sea, a name or symbol written on your chest, meant to guide you to your own true love.
But Stede Bonnet's mark doesn't look like anything at all. Not really. And it certainly doesn't look like 'Edward' or 'Teach' or 'Blackbeard' or a black beard and that's fine. Completely fine.
Ed's absolutely fine with it.
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06 Feb 2023
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“I’m sorry, you’re what?” Rebecca’s staring at him as though he’s announced his plans of robbing a bank. “You’re going out to dinner with Trent Crimm? Trent Crimm, formerly of The Independent? That Trent Crimm?”
In retrospect, sharing his dinner plans when Rebecca asked what he was doing tonight might have been a slight mistake on Ted's part.
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03 Jul 2022
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Richmond is big enough for the both of them.
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Bookmarked by Pretty_To_Think_So
03 Jul 2022