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After his closeted fiancé calls off their engagement, Draco refuses to sit across from his parents, Theo, and Theo's newly arranged bride-to-be without some kind of retribution. He wants a temporary stand-in fiancé to keep his parents from their I-told-you-so. Someone to weather the traditional Twelve Days of Christmas with. What he gets is Harry Potter.
As a straight man, maybe Harry shouldn't jump on the opportunity to be another man's fake significant other, but he's pretty secure in his sexuality. Harry can sacrifice for the sake of justice. The more he gets to know this adult Draco, the more his curiosity gets the best of him. While everyone else seems to have their lives together, Draco is the first person who seems just as confused about how to manage as he is.
Together, they have to survive the family dinners from hell, every guest the Malfoys invite to their home for the holiday season, and the pitfalls of liking each other more than either is willing to admit.
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27 Apr 2026
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“Are you following me?” Harry asks, out of breath.
Draco peers over his sunglasses, one brow arched in judgement. His gaze takes a slow, deliberate journey down Harry, and Harry feels inexplicably warm under it.
“I was here first,” Draco says mildly. “Are you following me?” His mouth tilts up, just slightly. He's almost glowing in the sun. “Wouldn’t be the first time.”
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Five years after the war, Draco and Harry reunite in sunny Lake Como. The views are beautiful, but Draco is devastatingly more so.
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27 Apr 2026
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Malfoy’s chin raised ever so slightly. “Don’t try slowing me down just because you can’t keep up.”
Harry blinked. “I can keep up.”
Coach’s whistle sounded, and the pairs flew back to their starting points. As they got into position, Malfoy smirked at him. “Then prove it.”
And let it never be said that Harry Potter ever met a challenge that he didn’t face head on.
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Hogwarts’ Harry Potter and Beauxbatons’ Draco Malfoy meet at seventeen when they both get drafted to Team England for the 1997 Quidditch World Cup. From then on, they find themselves constantly circling each other.
Or, the story of a five-year... somethingship.
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27 Apr 2026
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Draco’s eyes were closed, and he was breathing evenly. He looked so much like Narcissa that it broke Sirius’ heart. On instinct, he reached out to brush his blond bangs away from his forehead, only to find a raw, lightning-shaped cut on the skin. Sirius stared in horror.
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27 Apr 2026
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We Did Not Plan For This. by wispandwyrm (Wispandwyrmfiction)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Mar 2026
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When Narcissa Malfoy dies, Draco is sent to Grimmauld Place under Sirius Black’s reluctant guardianship.
Set during fifth and sixth year and diverging from canon, this is a mostly funny story about grief, war, awkward guardianship, and the slow, unexpected way Harry and Draco learn how to choose each other, culminating in Sirius Black having to give the absolute worst version of The Talk imaginable.
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27 Apr 2026
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How to Make Draco Malfoy Smile: A Case Study by Reckless_Rain
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Mar 2026
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Harry is forced to pretend to date Malfoy to explain away an unfortunate photo in the press. And if that weren’t complicated enough, Pansy gives him an extra challenge - to get Draco to smile.
But how hard could it possibly be? It's not as if it's at all complicated...
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27 Apr 2026
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Pleasant (and Unpleasant) Surprises by TheLesserDessert
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Apr 2026
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The trio exchanged glances, eyes wide. “Kreacher.” Harry breathed. The three of them immediately scrambled towards the sound. As they approached the kitchen the boy who Kreacher had kidnapped was cursing and kicking things. “Get off of me you filthy vermin!” and “Know your place!” Harry thought the voice sounded vaguely familiar, but ignored the prickling on his spine at the sound and pressed forward.
Harry, who was at the front of the group, swung open the kitchen door and locked eyes with familiar icy grey eyes. Overwhelmed with shock Harry muttered “Malfoy?”- Language:
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27 Apr 2026
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Hogwarts is different after the war.
Fewer students return for Eighth Year. Fewer reasons to stay.
Draco Malfoy keeps to himself—spending his nights under the stars, smoke in his lungs, and a cat that never listens.
Harry Potter can’t seem to rest.
They aren’t friends. Not really.
But when the nights get too long and the castle gets too quiet, they keep finding each other anyway.Bookmarked by PunchyPunchyKickyKicky
27 Apr 2026
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I never meant to make you bleed by ZosiaLipa for DrPansyParkinson, guest (Kikkerbelly), diamond0caelum, shinigami714, Homcupid, justme546, Machan18
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Apr 2026
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SOULMATES drarry
Hogwarts Eight Year
Draco Malfoy cracked. While the battlefield chaos closed in around him, his body went still, listening, and his soul, wrecked by shame and guilt, made him change the course of his actions. He was ready to die, trying to make one final difference, when everything went to sh*t.Bookmarked by PunchyPunchyKickyKicky
27 Apr 2026
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Ten years after the war, Draco finds himself pregnant and hidden away in a small, magical village with nothing but a rundown ancestral home to his name and an infuriating familiar face that refuses to let him wallow in isolation: Harry Potter.
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27 Apr 2026
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Harry accidentally tells the Wizengamot he and Draco were secretly dating during the war. Now they’re stuck pretending it’s true - all while navigating public scrutiny, personal identity crises, and some very confusing feelings.
Well done, Harry. Great plan, really.Bookmarked by PunchyPunchyKickyKicky
27 Apr 2026
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Harry Potter was dead.
The war was over.
Voldemort finally had the Wizarding World at his feet.
And Draco Malfoy was part of the Dark Lord’s inner circle.
Eight years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the appearance of Hannah Abbott at his door dismantles the truths Draco had had to learn to live with.
(Translation of the third and final act ONLY)
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27 Apr 2026
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A tracking spell goes completely wrong in Defence Against the Dark Arts, and somehow Harry ends up in another universe, eerily similar to his own except with one stark difference: he can, for some reason, smell everyone. And strongly.
He might have been able to handle it, if his partner in the class hadn’t been affected by the spell as well, and ended up right there with him.
He probably would have been able to. Except that his partner, of course, had to be Draco bloody Malfoy.
And he smells fantastic.
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27 Apr 2026
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At Hogwarts, peace between the houses has long since returned, and Quidditch has become the battleground for passions, challenges... and obsessions.
Draco Malfoy, the last heir of a pure-blood line of high society, is renowned for his aristocratic good looks, his androgynous charm, and his position as Seeker. Everything has always been his—the glances, the desires, the sighs. But there is one thing he has never had: Harry, the Gryffindor Seeker, rebellious, magnetic, with an almost dangerous intensity. The only one who has ever stood up to him. Draco decides one thing: Harry will be his.And if the Snake cannot capture the Lion, he will make sure the Lion chases him until he is lost.
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A universe where Voldemort doesn't exist, and therefore James and Lily Potter are alive. And the pressure to be "pure" blood doesn't exist either.
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27 Apr 2026
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All Draco Malfoy wanted for Christmas was to buy Flourish and Blotts when old man Blotts decided to retire. Unfortunately, he doesn’t have the funds. Enter the last person on the planet Draco wanted for a business partner, who does.
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27 Apr 2026
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Harry Potter and the Blindingly Obvious by alex144
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Jan 2026
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Six times Draco Malfoy sauntered into - and upended - Harry Potter's day, in an absurd magical disguise. With no ulterior motives. Of course.
And one time Harry finally recognised exactly what was going on.
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27 Apr 2026
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A Decade back to where we first started by sappycleo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jan 2026
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The Dark Lord has won the War and Draco became his closest death eater, he creates potions and spells for him and doesn't feel any kind of empathy or pity to the people he tortures and kills.
It's 2005 now both of his parents are dead and Draco has one question for himself.
Would anything be different if he had made different choices? He remembers the time at Hogwarts, where his biggest worry was Harry Potter being better than him.
He stops thinking for a bit before he dozes off to sleep and when he woke up again, he found himself in the year 1995
the start of his 5th year at Hogwarts
and he couldn't be more confused than he is now.Is this a chance to change things?
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27 Apr 2026
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As Draco’s 17th birthday approaches he starts presenting as a Veela, once his birthday comes he realizes who his mate is. Harry Potter.
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27 Apr 2026
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The Shape of What Was Lost by wispandwyrm (Wispandwyrmfiction)
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Jan 2026
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Bookmarked by PunchyPunchyKickyKicky
27 Apr 2026
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Draco is the spoilt omega heir to the Malfoy estate. Harry’s the rude alpha that works in the stables. Over the years, they meet, argue, and fall in love.
A/B/O Victorian!England AU
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