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Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by imagitory
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF
24 Mar 2019
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Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.
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- English
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24 Sep 2026
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Wicked Games by astervaleblack
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
02 Nov 2025
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After getting expelled for “creative differences” with a smoke machine, Rodrick Heffley is shipped to the suburbs to live with his artsy cousin Janis Ian and finish out his senior year at North Shore High. His band is on life support, his report card looks like a horror movie, and the only way he’s allowed to play Battle of the Bands is if he drags his grades out of the crypt.
Enter Regina George—former queen bee, and currently running a rebrand from “terrifying” to “tolerable.” She needs a public image refresh and a boyfriend who screams “I have layers.” While he needs tutoring, a parole officer for his homework, and someone who can bully him into passing senior year.
A deal is struck: fake dating for optics; makeover (for his report card) in exchange for another makeover (but this time for her soul… allegedly if she does have one that is).
UPDATE 11/01/25: i'm gonna crash out because of all these AI allegations against me! like what do i have to do to prove my innocence?! i already gave my explanation and evidence in chapter 14! what more do you people want from me?! 😭😭
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- Part 1 of Punk Plastic Collection
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28 Aug 2026
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Teenage Dirtbag by bad_day_by_the_bed
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
04 Dec 2025
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Man, I feel like mold, it's [Halloween] night and I am lonely,
Lo and behold, she's walkin' over to me
This must be fate, my lips start to shake
How does she know who I am? And why does she
give a damn about me?In which Rodrick Heffley is pathetically in love with Regina George.
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08 Feb 2026
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and twist by brutalizer
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
25 Oct 2025
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"It's not safe for girls to get in the car with strangers, especially this late at night. I've seen Dateline," Regina says, batting her lashes. She can feel her mascara starting to clump and fights the urge to scratch her entire face off. "How do I know you're not going to take me to your creepy torture basement and chain me up?"
(halloween night: regina george needs a ride home, rodrick heffley rolls "most okay joint ever". among other things.)
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08 Feb 2026
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A hundred years after Avatar Roku stops the Fire Nation’s attempts to take over the world, uprisings begin again in the Fire court. After the battles, the new Fire Lord, Zuko, seeks to reaffirm old alliances and looks for a bride from the Southern Water Tribe. Zutara, AU.
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08 Feb 2026