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The World of Heterosexual is a Sick and Boring Life by Pussyhands
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022)
22 Jan 2026
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I still almost couldn't believe it. Surely there are some immutable characteristics among all Corinthians? That we're blond, that we eat eyes, that we don't fuck women should be a pretty fucking foundational thing about me one would think. And one would be wrong, because I realized, right then and there, that Dream had meant to make me meek, and obedient, and straight.
A gift, for this fucking bitch.
Season 2, from the Corinthian's perspective. If you're bothered by his and Johanna's relationship then this fic is for you, because conversion therapy doesn't work.
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Erased memories from when Daniel was the housepet.
His pain ebbs, his mind quiets with Armand's boot in his mouth, where it belongs, where it belongs forever.
A hole.
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“You're gorgeous.” Hob had mistaken his scoff for self-deprecation, “and I would love to get to know you better.”
“Oh, you'll get to know me,” the Corinthian purred, “you're gonna get to know me real good.”
A romcom, but with more blood and murder
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Dream reaches down to caress his sharp jaw and the Corinthian lets out an involuntary cry at the imitation of human contact, eyes clacking with pleasure.
“I have not remade you, you are the same Corinthian as ever, and you have not won your freedom from the darkness as of yet. Instead I have temporarily materialized you so that you may fulfill a purpose. Do you understand?” -
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“You are sweet only because I want you to be, your heart beats only because I tell it to. You are mine.”
The second Corinthian is cast back into the waking but finds himself unable to prey on humans. A surreal, morally reprehensible tragedy/romcom about a serial killer, with drastically escalating degrees of monsterfucking and maybe a chance at finding love.
This story is the Corinthian of fanfic, reflecting the darkest, weirdest shit in the depths of humanity/me." -Secondjulia, AO3 commenter.
With amazing art by the talented @Vvsectionist
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【授翻】无底洞 by WellEducatedWomanWhoSaysFuckALot
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)
11 Sep 2025
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一切权利属于原作者，喜欢本篇翻译的读者欢迎到原作者原链接下点赞
意识流意译，欢迎读者捉虫
这篇我觉得真的很适合排话剧Bookmarked by Pussyhands
11 Sep 2025
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Bottomless Pit in Chinese!!! No I cannot read this but I know I love it
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“He made you for me? To be with me?”
“Yes,” says the Corinthian, and suddenly he’s right in front of her, clasping her hands between his, the vodka bottle excruciatingly cold compared to his warmth. “Exactly. Jo, you never have to be alone again. You never have to hurt a person, or have them leave you, or die. You never have to suffer again. You get to be loved every day for the rest of your life by someone who can’t get hurt, can’t die, and won’t hurt you. Isn’t that beautiful? Just love, forever.”
“And that’s what you want?”
The Corinthian smiles, with all three mouths. “Of course,” he says. “It’s what I was made for.”
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05 Aug 2025
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But honestly Daniel, I’m not sure there's more to you than just a hole.
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28 Jul 2025
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this is not a dream // you are not a human being by eraiklys
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022)
25 Nov 2022
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Where one Hob Gadling undertakes the task of reforming the Corinthian.
And it goes so much better than he planned.
(When you give a food to a starving man, he will thank you. If he is on the verge of death, he might even prostate himself before you. Sometimes, the real challenge is getting him to admit that he needs the food in the first place.)
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14 Jul 2025
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Making It Work by literary_genius for Pussyhands
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
01 Jan 2026
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Louis and Lestat are back together. Louis is determined to rebuild family ties, and Lestat is trying his hardest to be a supportive spouse. They both write about the process.
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20 Sep 2023