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all of me (a wound to close) by frondeur (orphan_account)
Fandom Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
19 May 2025
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- 3
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06 Sep 2025
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Bruce doesn’t have a soulmark, and Clark doesn’t have a soulmark, on an Earth where everyone has a soulmark. Somewhere in there is a simple solution. Somewhere to that solution is an overcomplicated journey. Surely two of the world’s leading superheroes will not take the overcomplicated route?
Surely not?
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- Part 1 of in a million planets
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 52,494
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 514
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- 3,721
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14 May 2025
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[Podfic] Xenophobia by zoe_134340
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
26 Feb 2025
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Podfic of 'Xenophobia' by nitrogen_and_crisis
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Clark has always known that being an alien means that some people will always hate him. And he knows it's part of his duty as Superman to accept their hatred. He just wishes he didn't have to count Batman among their number.
Bruce has always done his best to keep people at a distance. Batman works alone, he doesn't need anyone else. It would be a lot easier if Superman wasn't so hard to push away.
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04 May 2025
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Screwed Up [Podfic] by CuppyReads (TheFanFicCup)
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, Holy Musical B@man - Team StarKid
17 Mar 2024
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“Look, Kent, the only way you’re getting out of writing this article is if you’re screwing one of them, so unless you tell me you and the Amazoni—“ Clark can’t help the honest-to-god snort of a laugh that pulls from him.God, Diana will get a kick out of that too when he tells her.
Still laughing, Clark doesn’t even think about it.
He just answers, “I mean, I’d say that B’s the one screwing me.”
And then he freezes as he realizes what he actually said.
And so does the rest of the newsroom.
And it’s like he can see the air swell in front of his eyes as his face flushes red and the group takes what feels like a collective inhale before nearly everyone in the newsroom starts talking at once.
In a move that probably makes him look even guiltier, Clark instinctually claps a hand over his mouth as if to take back the words.
Oh no.
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- Part 1 of Cuppy's DC Podfics~
Bookmarked by RandomAutisticGirl
05 May 2025
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A podfic of "The Butler's Neighbor"
OG SUMMARY: it starts with a baseball, thrown onto the wayne's property. it's alfred's job to deal with such happenings, of course. but over tea and galas, it turns into so much more.
after all, why should bruce be the only one allowed to adopt any child that he finds?
(birdwatchers one word prompt challenge day 123 - baseball)
Bookmarked by RandomAutisticGirl
05 May 2025
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And They Were Just Best Friends by kitfornow
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons)
16 Mar 2025
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“Uh—before we begin,” Clark announces, “a bit of personal business. I am officially engaged!”
“What!?” Barry asks excitedly.
“Wow!” Diana exclaims. “Most congratulations!” Hal and Oliver clap and whoop, and Clark smiles in appreciation.
“Ohmygosh,” Barry continues, “I was just saying the other day that you two would figure it out! Hal, you owe me twenty—”
“—To Lois Lane," Bruce interrupts, still staring out the window.
Bruce’s interruption has the entire table falling silent, faces genuinely falling, mouths snapping closed. Clark doesn’t really understand why anyone would need the clarification.
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A 5+1(+1) Things crack fic that I couldn't stop thinking about.
Bookmarked by RandomAutisticGirl
05 May 2025
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[PODFIC] What are your intentions with him? by NotBatman52
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022)
24 May 2022
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audio version:
"What are your intentions with Bruce?"
Clark nearly choked on his tea. He imagined the newspaper headlines Superman killed by tea and inappropriate questions from nine-year-olds.
He coughed into his fist, trying to have a modicum of demeanor, while blue eyes stared at him waiting for his response.
Dick Greyson was only nine years old, but Clark would have preferred to face an army of robots of Lex Luthor rather than be given the speech by a child.
A child fiercely protective of his guardian, and with every reason to be.
Clark glanced desperately at the cave entrance, hoping that Alfred or Bruce would save him.
Unfortunately, they were nowhere to be seen, and he was abandoned to his fate.
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Where Dick and Jason are very protective of their weird dad, and Clark wasn't ready for their shovel talk. Why did nobody warn him that children could be so terrifying?
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- English
- Words:
- 6
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 7
- Kudos:
- 188
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Bookmarked by RandomAutisticGirl
05 May 2025
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Watching Our Stars Align by ClarkeStetler
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
19 Mar 2025
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There’s a new dating app in town, but this one is just for superheroes. You don’t use your name or callsign and there’s no photos, only a short bio. The idea is to talk about personal lives AND hero-ing without specifics, keeping both their secret identity secret and their hero persona in place.
Dick signs Bruce up. Clark signs up willingly. They accidentally match up and even for the World's Greatest Detective, it takes a while to figure it out. In part because he isn't trying to figure it out, that's the whole point! But also because Boy Scout Superman is definitely straight and definitely not a dude who hangs out at a farm in his free time.
And Superman is confident that Batman probably lives in some random cave system like the gremlin he is, and doubts he even HAS a secret identity because he is so consumed by his Batman persona. Even if he did, he definitely wouldn't join a dating app. That would require wanting to interact with other people and also the capability to smile.- Language:
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- 68,092
- Chapters:
- 16/16
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- 650
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Bookmarked by RandomAutisticGirl
05 May 2025
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Clark struggles with something his Ma might call jealousy after walking in on Bruce and Hal together after a mission. Instead of letting Clark's feelings ruin the Justice League's hard-won team cohesion, Bruce suggests an alternative arrangement: sleep together once, work the tension between them out of their systems, and then go back to normal afterward.
The problem with that plan? It's not just casual, and neither of them can ever go back to normal once it's all said and done.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,875
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Comments:
- 541
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- 6,887
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05 May 2025
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Mr. Mxyzptlk decides Superman needs a break...so he turns him into a dog, with the stipulation that Clark is stuck like that until his beloved recognizes him and calls him by his birth name.
- Language:
- English
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- 5,231
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 124
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- 7,481
- Bookmarks:
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- 62,166
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05 May 2025
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my dear atlas has a heavy heart by Tatsumaki_sama
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Superman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Superman/Batman (Comics)
11 Feb 2017
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Five times Clark Kent was believed to be dating Bryce Wayne but really, he was trying to be a good friend and the fact that Bryce was pregnant was completely coincidental. And one time they were right.
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- Part 1 of The Odyssey of Bryce Wayne
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05 May 2025
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Peculiar Perks by IcedLemonade
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
27 Jul 2020
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Clark has always been different from humans. Why shouldn't he be? He's an alien after all, one of the two remaining kryptonians in the universe. Apart from the very obvious differences (laser eyes, unbreakable skin, etc.), Bruce has come to notice a few other subtle yet baffling characteristics of Clark over the course of dating him.
This is a collection of some moments where Bruce seriously doubts his sanity because his boyfriend is an alien and does weird alien things. Sometimes on accident, other times just to annoy him for fun.
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05 May 2025
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A Certain Thought That Lingers by tmelange
Fandoms: Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), DCU - Comicverse, DCU Animated
26 Jul 2011
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The decision to use a telepathic link to allow the Justice League to communicate during battle backfires, creating a special bond between Superman and Batman. Batman finds the situation...unbearable.
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05 May 2025
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Someone Can't Take A Hint by orphan_account
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
13 May 2019
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Superman is never rude. Clark most definitely is never rude. But people - okay, just one person in particular - keep moving in on his man and he's right there.
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05 May 2025
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My Best Friend's Girl by frozenpotions
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
14 Sep 2024
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"Holy crap," Wally said, clearly torn between fear and delight. "Girl Bats."
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It's a cliché, a man telling his male best friend he'd totally date him if he were a girl. Thanks to interdimensional shenanigans, Bruce gets dangerously close to seeing that reality play out. He doesn't particularly enjoy it.
For Superbat Week 2024. Day 6: It's an AU Kind of Day
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- Part 1 of Conjugate Universes
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,202
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 99
- Kudos:
- 1,618
- Bookmarks:
- 168
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05 May 2025
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My Best Friend's Girl by frozenpotions
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
14 Sep 2024
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"Holy crap," Wally said, clearly torn between fear and delight. "Girl Bats."
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It's a cliché, a man telling his male best friend he'd totally date him if he were a girl. Thanks to interdimensional shenanigans, Bruce gets dangerously close to seeing that reality play out. He doesn't particularly enjoy it.
For Superbat Week 2024. Day 6: It's an AU Kind of Day
Series
- Part 1 of Conjugate Universes
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,202
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 99
- Kudos:
- 1,618
- Bookmarks:
- 168
- Hits:
- 9,776
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05 May 2025
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For Superman's Eyes Only by LilLayneeLoo
Fandoms: Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons)
02 Sep 2020
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When Batman is stripped and injured on the job, he insists that Superman be the only one who comes to his aid.
Diana is a little hurt by this, and everyone ends up finding out the truth.
- Language:
- English
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- 3,889
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 64
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- 8,526
- Bookmarks:
- 947
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- 55,896
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04 May 2025
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Would you like to be my stepfather? by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)
31 Jul 2023
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" Would you like to be my stepfather?"
"What?"
“Would you rather be my not dad? B isn't my dad either, not really. But if you two are going to be together, I could say I have three dads.”
"Robin, that's not how it works…" Batman gasped, and Clark was sure the other was about to have a syncope.
"How does it work?"
"We should get married, and…"
"Perfect!" the boy interrupted him.
"Mr. Superman, would you marry my non-daddy and make him an honest man?"
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Batman had never tried to understand his relationship with Superman. They were friends, that was enough. Too bad his children thought differently.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,414
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 8
- Comments:
- 125
- Kudos:
- 3,832
- Bookmarks:
- 416
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- 34,113
Bookmarked by RandomAutisticGirl
04 May 2025
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Damian inhaled, pushing down the dread he could feel churning in his stomach.
Anything that could make Father -- Father -- beg would be fearsome.
- Language:
- English
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- 2,048
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 108
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- 3,361
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- 362
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- 19,444
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04 May 2025
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Clark Kent fled a loveless marriage and remade himself into Kal Starr, male escort and gem of the beau monde. Now his latest client is infamous fop and pink of the ton, Bruce Wayne, Earl of Gotham--and his estranged husband! When Bruce fails to recognize him, Kal struggles to keep from becoming entangled once more with the man who spurned his affection, both to protect his secret double life as a crime-fighter on the foggy streets of London--and his heart.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 18,293
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 273
- Kudos:
- 3,058
- Bookmarks:
- 612
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- 37,298
Bookmarked by RandomAutisticGirl
04 May 2025