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After several long seasons where famine doesn't let up, Techno's people make a decision. A human sacrifice is needed in order to bring better blessings to their island. Techno being picked, it's an honor.
Except that Techno doesn't want to die. And he's stubborn enough that he might just be able to beat the ocean in that battle of wills.
Unfortunately, the arctic land that he ends up isn't much more hospitable towards him. The vampire buried under that arctic land, well. Humans might be even more precious here than fire...
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Technoblade is trapped in the arctic, starving and freezing to death. Phil, a starving and freezing vampire, finds him first.
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The job seemed simple enough at the time.
What Techno was told is that he was going after nobles. Nobles, in their fancy little chariots underneath the soothing moonlight of midnight. Nobles, which are surely important to the empire in some sort of way, but not so much that they can’t be replaced.
Nobles, who’s heads always end with Technoblade getting paid well and having a few weeks for time off.
These are not simple nobles. Technoblade is getting scammed.
(Or, Assassin!Technoblade gets a job to kill sbi. He's like "That's definitely not in my paygrade" but he ends up getting their attention anyway, and he's got his own secrets to keep...)
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Pigs are known to follow a person around as a show of affection, which is called ‘tailing’. It’s both a non-verbal way to ask for attention and also sometimes they just like to physically stay close to a person they care about.
Techno doesn't explain.
Ranboo is confused.
Phil is having fun.
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Techno knew that the Antarctic Empire was doing well for itself, of course, but its capital seems to be booming. It's nothing like the dying streets of Hypixel, full of starving people and desperate merchants willing to do almost anything to turn the tides of the war. There, people practically threw themselves at him when they recognized his church cloak.
But maybe that was why no one was approaching him- they didn't realize he was a church member. Techno wasn't in his church clothes anymore, wasn't allowed to wear them at all. The elders had said he had to be careful here and not to tell anyone that the Blood God had come to Flower Fall. The Emperor didn't want their church within the borders of the empire, much less the walls of the capital. He'd kill them if he knew, hunt them down from the very skies above them, which Techno thought was a ridiculous notion. What kind of ruler tells people what they can and can't worship, especially a religion with a god that was going to save everyone? The nerve of some governments.
OR- child Technoblade comes to the Antarctic Empire to spread the word of the Blood God and change the tide of the war, but gets adopted along the way.
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28 Sep 2026
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Weapons must be perfect.
A hidden fault or an unnoticed imbalance in the blade of a sword can be the difference between life and death on the battlefield. A blacksmith is careful with such things, watchful and alert during the forging of a weapon. There can be no imperfections. Certainly not if the weapon is a gift for the Lady of Death and her angel.
Technoblade's trainers know this, and they shape him to be perfect.
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OR, child Techno is trained to be a living weapon and is given to Phil and Kristin, who don't realize that he is very much sentient. This causes problems.
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