RegretsEverything
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Robert knew better than to enter glowing cottages in suspicious not-woods. Every horror story, fairy tale, and survival instinct agreed on that.
But he was already dead.
So might as well.
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Or Robert dies embarrassingly.
Then is revived by cosmic Editors, labeled a Plot Hole, and is shoved back into the past with all his memories intact.
So he acts accordingly and decides to flirt with danger, probability, and anyone who gets in his way.
The timeline was going to survive.
HR? Negotiable.
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Changing Genre… Romance Isekai!!! by RegretsEverything
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types
25 Apr 2026
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Hal groans. "No way!! Why am I the third love interest?? Like, not even the second?!"
"Shut it." Bruce's left eye twitches as he looks at his status window. "At least you aren't described like a Dark Romance love interest."
Hal whistles, glancing at what Bruce was looking at. "Yikes… Everyone wants the cold duke of the north, but no one wants to be him."
"Hey! At least you don't have to fake not being an orphan, since even here, you're parentless." Hal shrugs, patting Bruce's shoulder.
Bruce gives him a look. "I hope you get killed in the war with the Demon King."
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Or Hal and Bruce accidentally need to get isekai'd into a dating sim as the second and third love interests, who are supposed to hate each other (something that's not that difficult to replicate). The only way back home is for the Main Character to fall in love and finish the game. While dodging bad endings, death flags, conspiracies, and clichés, Hal and Bruce start feeling something more than their usual annoyance with each other.
Introducing!! The Playful Cocky Master of the Mage Tower, Hal Jordan x The Broody Cold Duke of The North, Bruce Wayne.
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They Started It!!! (A Story On How to Piss Off Five Children and Seduce Their Father by Hal Jordan) by RegretsEverything
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types
07 Apr 2026
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“My dad says adult bodies can’t survive on Red Bull and cereal alone. Do you even know how to cook rice, Mr. Jordan? Is your tummy okay?”
Hal Jordan’s stomach is fine.
His pride is not.
For reasons known only to the universe at large, the Wayne kids have decided that bullying Hal is their newest hobby. In their under-twelve years of wisdom, they’ve concluded he is too single, too lonely, and way too funny when flustered.
Hal tries to ignore them… until one day he snaps and fires back the pettiest way possible:
He starts flirting with their dad.
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Or Hal has beef with literal preschoolers as a literal adult man.
The Wayne kids bully a full ass adult because he is an easy target and gives top tier reactions. Then they completely lose their minds when Hal turns around and seduces their dad.
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No powers au. Neighbors au. Bruce isn't Batman. Hal isn't Green Lantern. The batkids are still menaces, though.
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Maru gave him a look, then her eyes widened slightly. "You find Alex hot."
Sebastian groaned, rubbing the heel of his hand against his right eye. "Don't just say it like that."
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Or Sebastian panics because Alex, his long standing high school crush, is in his house fixing his sink and saw him in his worst version yet.
Maru just laughs at his misery like any good siblings would.
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Nothing More Than A Selfish Man by RegretsEverything
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
04 Mar 2026
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Colin stepped closer, reckless and cruel in his need. “But you still love me. Do you not? Tell me the truth.”
“I…” Penelope’s voice faltered. “I do.”
“And tomorrow.” She continued, each word deliberate and devastating. “I will be married.”
He caught her hand.
“Then grant me one selfish request.” He said softly.
“Let me have one night.” He whispered. “Just one… Before you belong to him.”
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Or Colin realises too late that he loves Penelope. With that he makes the worst decision in his life, just for a few seconds of delusion.
Because he was weak. Pathetic. Foolish.
He could catalogue his faults with ease; they lined up obediently in his mind, each more cutting than the last.
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DC One Shots by RegretsEverything
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types
26 Jan 2026
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Just me playing around with DC characters like Barbies.
Most of them I might regret doing, but that's how you learn to write.
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