15 Works by HesitantResident (ResidentHesitant)
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annihilation, violation, full of ugly things by HesitantResident (ResidentHesitant)
Fandoms: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album), My Chemical Romance
11 Dec 2025
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“Just–” Party rakes a hand through their hair, tugging at the roots, a noise of frustration ripping from their throat. “Anything. Fucking anything, man. Tell me– tell me all the fuckin’ horrible shit you’re gonna put me through in rehab, threaten me, tell me sweet fuckin’ nothings about how much Better I’m gonna be.” They snarl, baring their teeth. It’s what cornered animals do. Zone rats are no different. “Go on, talk fuckin’ dirty to me, Mr. Scarecrow. Tell me allllll the shit you wanna do to me.”
Trapped in an abandoned building at the tail-end of a dust storm with the man they know is going to kill them, Party Poison begins to spiral.
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seeing double by HesitantResident (ResidentHesitant) for wonder_womans_ex
Fandoms: Dream SMP
27 Nov 2025
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“Pretty good view, huh?” Puffy says from above her, combing her fingers through Niki’s hair, visibly content to have her lap used as a pillow. Niki looks down the plane of her own undressed body, left in little more than a bralette and pair of low-cut panties, at her older self. The other Niki smirks, eyes dark and lidded, and kisses her younger self’s thigh.
(or, as summarized in the original conversation, "inventing a new kink called your punker and more confident self from a few years in the future shows up and fucks you")
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- Part 27 of ResAnon's NSFW Fics
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diamonds and pearls, it never mattered anyway by HesitantResident (ResidentHesitant), ResHes Whumptober (ResidentHesitant) for consumptive_sphinx
Fandoms: Dream SMP
20 Oct 2025
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Day 20: "That's New." | Fancy Event | Resignation
“Ooh, check out Jupiter Keen’s hair. That’s new.”
A sudden voice to Eret’s left makes him jump; turning, he sees a tall, handsome man in a deep-necked gold shirt, a deeper blue suit, and seafoam green eyeliner standing right beside him. The man looks surprised by her reaction, taking a step back and putting his free hand up non-threateningly.
“Woah, sorry, sorry,” he says, “thought you saw me, my bad. You’re… Eret, right?"
After the 67th Hunger Games Victory Tour Banquet, past victors Eret and Foolish are seen leaving together. Rumors buzz all across the Capitol - little do they know, it's the first time the two ever met.
(Whumptober fill in chapter 1, smut in chapter 2)
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- Part 20 of ResHes Whumptober 2025
- Part 3 of Finery from District 1
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ill met by moonlight by HesitantResident (ResidentHesitant) for theparadoxicalfox
Fandoms: Dream SMP
21 Jun 2025
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The Yotun, Foolish, chases Faerie Queen Eret through the wood, intent on making her his. When he catches her, he does just that.
(fooleret monsterfucking cnc yeahhhhhh baby.)
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- Part 19 of ResAnon's NSFW Fics
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something to eat instead of what you need to feed by HesitantResident (ResidentHesitant) for consumptive_sphinx
Fandoms: Dream SMP
21 Jun 2025
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“I mean, I could show you the ropes, if you wanted. Get you comfortable with having someone touch you.”
Eret looks up sharply, eyes widening behind his dark glasses. Dream’s stare is visibly, nakedly hungry; that heat flickering in Eret’s gut burns a little brighter.
“What?”
“I could help you,” Dream says. He does not break eye contact. The urban legend in District 1 was that if someone looked into your eyes for six seconds or longer, they either wanted to kill you or fuck you. Eret wasn't sure yet which Dream wanted.
Two Games after Eret's victory, they become one of District 1's mentors. Dream, his co-mentor, opens his eyes to the realities of the job and holds his hand through the process.
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- Part 2 of Finery from District 1
- Part 26 of ResAnon's NSFW Fics
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Affairs of the Crown by HesitantResident (ResidentHesitant) for DeathShadowRules
Fandoms: Dream SMP
21 Jun 2025
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She’s a vision on the other side of the casino floor: tall, in a floor-length, navy blue evening gown, gems glittering on the bottom hem and around her ample cleavage, a gauzy white scarf draped across her elegant shoulders. She has a long-stemmed cigarette holder in one hand, which she waves idly while she talks; smoke drifts in lazy trails behind the lit cigarette. As she walks, Quackity can catch a glimpse of matching navy blue high heels, matte like crushed velvet, making her even taller than usual. Lightly touching a guest’s arm, she laughs, white eyes sparkling behind her frameless half-moon sunglasses. She bids them farewell with a kiss to either cheek before moving to the next partygoer. Quackity somehow feels underdressed in his three-piece suit. He’s even traded the crown out for a ribboned boater, but compared to Eret’s effortless grace, anyone would feel underdressed. Quackity sips his martini and pretends like he doesn’t burn green with envy.
On the Royale Casino's grand opening night, owner and proprietress Eret takes King Quackity of the SMP back to her penthouse for a night of fun.
(canon divergence roleswap AU!!)
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- Part 20 of ResAnon's NSFW Fics
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Best Laid Plans by HesitantResident (ResidentHesitant) for wonder_womans_ex
Fandoms: Dream SMP
21 Jun 2025
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In the middle of working, scheming social-climber Dream drags co-conspirator Eret into a closet to let her know the plan and to fuck her on his fingers while he's there. As a cover, of course.
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- Part 21 of ResAnon's NSFW Fics
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“Please… please…”
Niki paused, suddenly unsure. This was– wrong. Something was wrong. Something had to be wrong. Right? Right. Something was wrong.
Niki and Quackity have been friends with benefits for some time, both dealing with the trauma of a past relationship. Mid-scene, Niki freaks out.
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- Part 22 of ResAnon's NSFW Fics
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if we're never together, if i'm never back again (well, i swear to god that i'll love you forever) by HesitantResident (ResidentHesitant) for DeathShadowRules
Fandoms: Dream SMP
21 Jun 2025
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While walking back to the caravan, Eret says something that sticks with Wilbur for hours after the fact. You’d make a really hot alpha, Wil. It definitely doesn't awaken anything in both of them.
Years later, after resurrection magic fully reconstructs Wilbur's body and completes his transition, he runs into Eret again, and finds that they, too, have shifted dynamic.
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- Part 23 of ResAnon's NSFW Fics
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wish you could kick my fucking teeth in (am i pretty enough to fucking die?) by HesitantResident (ResidentHesitant) for consumptive_sphinx
Fandoms: Dream SMP
20 Jun 2025
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Past victors of the Hunger Games are often the movers and shakers of the Capitol - everyone either wants to be them or to sleep with them, and that line is pretty damn blurred. Quackity, one of District 5's limited victors, now works as Assistant Head Gamemaker as the Games approach, doing his best to appease Head Gamemaker Schlatt. Eret, a Career from District 1 turned mentor, dreads the upcoming Games, the deals that must be made, and the constant interaction with their fellow mentor, Dream.
They find solace in each other when they can, but life after the Games isn't easy.
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- Part 1 of Finery from District 1
- Part 25 of ResAnon's NSFW Fics
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fuck this guy for REAL by HesitantResident (ResidentHesitant) for feyscape
Fandoms: Dream SMP
20 Jun 2025
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Quackity's a perfectionist. His slacker roommate somehow has perfect grades. Quackity hates him, obviously. The fact that he finds him hot is just a side effect.
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- Part 24 of ResAnon's NSFW Fics
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Per Me Si Va Ne L'Etterno Dolore by HesitantResident (ResidentHesitant)
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series), The Legend of Vox Machina (Cartoon)
16 Oct 2024
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This is not the first time Percy has woken up bound. Not the first time he’s been kidnapped, either. He has the distinct feeling it will also not be the last time either of these things happen.
A look into Percy's past with Dr. Anna Ripley, contrasted against his present.
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so let's sneak in from the cheap seats, honey by HesitantResident (ResidentHesitant)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
10 Jul 2024
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Admittedly, Quackity doesn’t do this as much as he’d like to. Hasn’t had much of an opportunity, really. He has free time, but he just… he doesn’t have the opportunity to do this. To sub. It’s the kind of thing he has to set aside time for. To mentally prepare himself for.
As things are right now, Quackity is kneeling on the floor in the playroom with the most beautiful person he's ever seen looking down at him. He thinks this every time Eret doms. She's wearing little more than a lacy set of lingerie and a tall pair of leather boots, one of which is situated between Quackity’s thighs; Quackity is wearing nothing at all.
The real important part to all of this, of course, is the thing attached to Eret's boot: a set of leather straps, one around the ankle, one around the tongue, meant for securing a vibrator in place.
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- Part 16 of ResAnon's NSFW Fics
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Smutshots from my Sweeney Todd AU! No knowledge of the musical required, though reading the prior fic in the series may help provide context.
Latest Chapter: The hookup immediately after the end of Act 1.
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- Part 2 of (Life Is) For the Alive, My Dear
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The Barber, the Butcher, and the Bonny Ship Beloved by HesitantResident (ResidentHesitant)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 Jun 2024
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Fifteen years after his wrongful imprisonment and exile, Eret returns to London with the goal of reuniting with his family. When that cannot be done, she settles for the second best thing: killing the people who exiled her and making it as bloody as possible. Teaming up with local meat pie shop owner Dream, Eret plots their revenge, not caring who gets hurt along the way.
Meanwhile, a few streets away, the young sailor Ranboo, who had rescued Eret from a shipwreck, catches the eye of Judge Schlatt's ward Tubbo, and vows to free him from the home that had become a cage, before the judge can induct him into his world of corruption and greed.
(Sweeney Todd AU! Starring Eret as Sweeney Todd, Dream as Mrs. Lovett, Ranboo as Anthony, and Tubbo as Johanna. Blood and violence ahead.)
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- Part 1 of (Life Is) For the Alive, My Dear