ResidentHesitant
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baby i was born an effigy by HesitantResident (ResidentHesitant)
Fandoms: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album), My Chemical Romance
27 Apr 2026
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Yesterday morning, a raid party went to the Better Living re-education facility in northeast One – the one that used to be an observatory, or something. Seven crews went in. Ten crews came out. Dracs dead, exxies axed, total success. But there have been rumors. And the Zones have been buzzing.
Rumor had it that a Scarecrow had been killed in the raid. Rumor had it that they found another 'joy who had been held prisoner. Rumor had it that the only thing anyone could get them to say was that the Scarecrow was going to kill them. Rumor had it that the Scarecrow had been Korse. No one will say who the killjoy is. It doesn’t seem like anybody actually knows.
Party Poison went missing last year. When they turn up eight months later in Better Living hospital whites and on a cocktail of the Batt's finest meds, no one knows what to do. It's going to take a hell of a lot more than detox to make things right.
Series
- Part 1 of set the ferris wheel ablaze
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The Hemlocke Report by ResidentHesitant for smoothlikebutter (caimani)
Fandoms: WHITEPINE - IvoryTV (Web Series)
26 Mar 2026
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The Hemlocke Report, as it currently stands, exists as a collection of journal entries, wax cylinder recordings, newspaper clippings, photographs, silent film reels, and police reports taken in the city of Emberton, Hale, between 1914 and 1917 in the historic Whitepine estate. The report was compiled in full in 1926, nearly ten years after the final expedition, by the report’s subject, Sir Pyroscythe Hemlocke, after a neurotic break prompted extensive work with a psychotherapist, who encouraged him to formalize the recordings taken during that period. Once compiled, the report remained in storage until 1979, when it was discovered by Sir Hemlocke’s great-niece, R████████ Hemlocke-Caine, while clearing out the estate after his death. All recordings and reports were digitized and put to film, and released as a documentary under █████████ Films in 1981.
Y'know hit cult classic novel House of Leaves and it's pseudo-academic, generally weird as hell format? Y'know how something in the Whitepine Estate isn't quite right? Y'know how the grand tradition of the katabasis has persisted in the popular imagination for centuries? Yeah. Yeah.
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[Podfic] Minecraft.... but I rank up from being a Parkour Kit to a Parkour Paw in Parkour Cat Parkour Civilization by ResidentHesitant for parrotea
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
26 Mar 2026
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a podfic of the wonderful warrior cats au fic posted for last battleship, complete with sound effects :3
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hanged man / nine of swords [vampires smp web weave] by ResHes Event Fills (ResidentHesitant) for LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
25 Mar 2026
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a web weave focused on Those Two Doomed-Ass Roommates and how incredibly stressed out v!apo is at all times
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first flower of my house [yogscast web weave] by ResHes Event Fills (ResidentHesitant) for Jinx72
Fandoms: The Yogscast
25 Mar 2026
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a web weave focused on post-blackrock, pre-dawnlight zoeya straining under the weight of being queen when your boybestfriend now haunts your narrative
Recent series
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set the ferris wheel ablaze by HesitantResident (ResidentHesitant), ResidentHesitant
Fandom Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album), My Chemical Romance
27 Apr 2026
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- Works:
- 2
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Traffic Report Timeline by ResidentHesitant
Fandom Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (Album)
14 Aug 2018
- Words:
- 2,971
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Minecraft/DSMP Worldbuilding by ResidentHesitant
Fandom Dream SMP, Empires SMP, Mianite (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Nov 2022
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a series of headcanon/worldbuilding pieces centered around minecraft in general, the dream smp, and the culture that could theoretically exist within servers/societies on said servers
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blumendrei moment by HesitantResident (ResidentHesitant), ResidentHesitant
Fandom Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series), The Mighty Nein (Cartoon)
09 Jan 2026
- Words:
- 8,526
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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a selection of DMs sent and received by Jack von Pyroscythe, first year student at the University of Oakhurst, in the last 24 hours
Bookmarked by ResidentHesitant
02 Feb 2026
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Wilbur is Niki's soulmate. Niki isn't Wilbur's.
- Language:
- English
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- 3,092
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 6
- Kudos:
- 27
- Bookmarks:
- 18
- Hits:
- 210
Bookmarked by ResidentHesitant
08 Jun 2025
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jayvik social media AU by way_too_many_fandoms
Fandom Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
01 Jan 2025
- Words:
- 10,098
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 33
Bookmarked by ResidentHesitant
06 May 2025
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Why is this night different from all other nights? by atqi for hexmunculus
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
11 Apr 2025
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Jayce joins Viktor’s extended family for their Passover Seder.
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One of the girls ran to Viktor’s side opposite Jayce and tugged at his sleeve. Viktor leaned in to listen and then turned to Jayce with a smile.
“Stella wants to know if you’ll help look for the afikoman.” Viktor said. “She knows it’s for the kids, but she said since it’s your first Passover we should make an exception.”
Jayce could have wept then and there, but instead he made a show of dabbing his napkin suspiciously high on his face as he stood.
“Sure.”
Bookmarked by ResidentHesitant
12 Apr 2025
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Jayvik passover extremely sweet I'm weeping and wailinggggg
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Ways of Falling in Love by little_spider00
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
12 Dec 2024
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Jinx cannot figure out if what she feels for Ekko is love or not, so she asks Mel, Jayce, and Viktor how they knew it was love.
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- Part 2 of Hammers, Canes, and Paintings
Bookmarked by ResidentHesitant
09 Feb 2025