Roflskate
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"This was apparently the way Gerald Broflovski lost his virginity. To his very male best friend. Who tasted like Pabst and bad decisions. Exactly what his forefathers dreamed of when they fled persecution. Mazel. Fucking. Tov."
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Gerald Broflovski isn't quite sure what he expected when he invited his best friend out to the East Coast after high school graduation, but it definitely wasn't this. A story about trying to figure out what the fuck to do after you accidentally fall into bed with the one person you can't afford to lose.
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“Small-town Colorado. My parents. Probably a couple childhood friends who either want to punch me or pitch me on their weed grow-op that’s definitely legal if you squint. All while missing the High Holidays with your family. It'll be a time.”
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An overworked big-city lawyer returns to his hometown for the holidays. Along for the ride is his equally burnt-out — and arguably more competent — wife. All they have to do is clean out his parents’ house, survive a barn dance, and not self-destruct spectacularly.
A South Park prequel featuring Kyle’s parents in a not-quite Hallmark movie.
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southern curiosities by Roflskate
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
15 Apr 2020
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"Despite his odd sort of charisma, the Inquisitor remained a man who wasn’t so easy to sum up. A truly fascinating southern curiosity, for all that might entail."
Or... A series of missing scenes chronicling the developing relationship between Lord Inquisitor Cadash and Dorian Pavus: two perfectly well-adjusted men who would just rather not talk about their feelings.
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- Part 2 of Torrigan Cadash
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one day (someday) i'm gonna be free by Roflskate
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
12 Dec 2019
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"It was supposed to be a simple job. Get in, figure out what everyone needs, make some arrangements, and get out. Simple. Other than the fact that the place would be crawling with a who’s who of every important mage, templar, and Grand Cleric across the South. Or that if he missed even the smallest detail, the whole thing could completely blow up in his face, meaning that his thirty three year streak of not being stabbed to death might finally end. Completely simple."
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Or: The Final Moments of an Average Smuggler's Life Before he Picks up a Ball, Walks Out of the Fade, and Inadvertently Becomes the Chantry's Next Messiah.
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- Part 1 of Torrigan Cadash
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a sweet poison (but it will kill you all the same) by Roflskate for Inessencedivided
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
24 Dec 2018
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"Regardless of everything else, he was right about the most important universal truth of all:
No one should have to hide who they are, or who they love."
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in which Queenie Goldstein discovers that she might have more in common with Gellert Grindelwald than she could've ever thought possible.
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Torrigan Cadash by Roflskate
Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
15 Apr 2020
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A collection of works featuring Lord Inquisitor Torrigan Cadash and his misadventures of going from a smart mouthed Carta errand boy who was just trying to survive, to one of the most (in)famous dwarves in all of Thedas.
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"Mr. Edgeworth… is it just possible that maybe… you yourself have a deep, dark secret in your heart?"
(...!) "Why do you say that…!?"
"As they say, it takes one to know one."
(How could she have known about that…? Is she peering into my soul!?)
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Miles Edgeworth, Iris of Hazakura Temple, and their secrets about Phoenix Wright. -
Cadash Stories by aameyalli
Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
22 Jun 2024
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Stories about Inquisitor Fionn Cadash, a tender cowboy in love with Dorian Pavus! Yeehaw, salroka!
- Words:
- 21,217
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- 2
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Bookmarked by Roflskate
26 Apr 2020
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Empathy & Apathy by FortinbrasFTW
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
03 Nov 2012
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A Pride&Prejudice AU with Stannis as Darcy and Davos as Elizabeth... I don't know how this started but what began as a funny idea in my head may have accidentally turned into an epic sweeping romance. Oops.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 89,856
- Chapters:
- 18/18
- Comments:
- 208
- Kudos:
- 758
- Bookmarks:
- 168
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Bookmarked by Roflskate
27 Nov 2016
Bookmarker's Notes
Stavos with a happy ending. Still one of my favourite fics and I'm so glad I had the chance to help with betaing.
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Life is complicated enough when you're on the verge of an apocalypse. Unbearably so when you start sleeping with the murderous alien prince who happens to be living in your house.
Falling in love with said alien was a catastrophic mistake, even by Bulma's standards.