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Janitor’s closet by Roman0rites
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
28 Jan 2026
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You and fox hump each other in a closet. It’s not complicated (it is).
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Three Black Swans by Roman0rites
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon)
09 Sep 2025
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"Multiple sentient and saptient species engage in non-monogomy. Rancors and most pack animals, as well as birds, but it's mostly species that disolve their relationships after they've mated for the season and raised their children."
"But not all-," Phee says, thinking of Ceerans, and how due to their decling male population, some of them had several wives, including the now late Jedi Master Ki-Adi-Mundi.
"-Like swans." Tech, was obviously thinking in a different direction. Not unusual for him with the way he could think on multiple different thought processes at the same time. "Swans normally mate for life, however they are known to take a third lover on occasion."
"We are like swans in a way, like rare black swans," Phee says, "we could be a group of three."
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Kair'ta and the Pretty Boy With the Fuck Ass Goatee by Roman0rites
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
01 Aug 2025
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You pout at him. "You wouldn't love me if I were worm?"
"That's not what I'm saying at all, kair'ta!"
"What does kair'ta mean?"
The complete change in topics completely mess with his brain, but he reels himself back in, because of course you're like this, higher than cloud city in a med bay with the "pretty boy with the fuck ass goatee". And you just said you loved him. Like five times. And told kix you wanted to marry him. And your heart rate speed up when you realized he was holding your hand. Fives doesn't come to the conclusion he should. In fact, he comes to no conclusion at all, because he's trying to assess how high you are, and whether or not you'll remember any of this.
He comes to the conclusion you're blasted like a space cruiser and that you have the frontal cortex function of a crushed soda can, and decides maybe he should tell you. He clears his throat. "Well-"
AKA you get high as shit on morphine and accidentally marry your best friend, fives.
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I wrote this monstrosity on the train because somebody was looking over my shoulder.
There is no plot it's just medic masturbating to your bloody underwear.
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You decide to let your puppy have a treat.
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In fact. Today was shit. Fucking horrible. Terrible even. Probably the worst day of your entire life. After everything you've been through, the storms you’ve weathered, the fears you’ve faced, the worst possibility was something you failed to imagine in your worst nightmares.
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The medics reacting to your nipple piercings by Roman0rites
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime
23 Jul 2023
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Ratchet snaps you out of your thoughts. “Care to tell me about the partially healed wounds on your breast tissue?”
You know he isn’t give you a choice, especially when Arcee, Bulkhead and Optimus Prime turn to look at you. “No, not really.”
Ratchet sighs. His vents stutter at your lack-luster, brat-like outburst. “Then would you care to tell me why there are pieces of metal stuck in them?”
“Also, no.”
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A.K.A tf medics react to human!reader having nipple piercings -
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Over on my tumblr I’m accepting queer themed requests for several different fandoms! I’m putting them over here.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 550
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
- 100
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Pussy Teeth by Roman0rites for slinkykinkajou
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
19 Jun 2023
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Cyclonus is afraid to show Tailgate his interfacing array. As a tetrahexian, it can be… a lot to take. On the other hand, Tailgate is… eager to see what sets a tetrahexian valve apart from their cybertronian counterparts.
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- Part 1 of How To Make Love To A Tetrahexian
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The Bachelorette: Lost Light Edition by Roman0rites
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
31 Mar 2023
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Swerve gulps before he begins to speak. “As you all know, our wonderful human crewmate, is painfully single,” he pauses and looks down at said human, at you, the whole room looks at you, “and to make matters worse, there isn’t a single human outside the alpha-quadrant! Much less one that’s active on tinder.”
Some of the room chuckles at his bad joke before he continues. “And so, with blessings from our captains, Rodimus and Megatron-“ -
Ides of March by Roman0rites
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime, Julius Caesar - Shakespeare, Real Person Fiction
15 Mar 2023
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In which Starscream gets thrown back in time and decides that, he might as well kill Caeser, he's here anyway.
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Transformers One-Shots and Various Thoughs by Roman0rites
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
24 Jan 2023
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My beloved baby-girl, Rodimus Prime, has done his duty and broken my three month writers block with the filthiest, toe curling smut in existence, so now I have a one-shot book for transformers x-readers.
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Mihawk’s lips ghost your neck, tongue brushing against the still bruising bite mark. “Is that what you needed to get you to behave? Did you need my attention, my affection.”
He leaves a chaste kiss against the mark. Everything is still for a moment, the castle air warm and clammy on your skin, suffocating in your lungs. The breeze has paused the branches rhythmic thumping against partially open windows.
Mihawk is perfectly still except for the tilt of his head to look in your eyes. “Why did you let your pride get in the way of me being a dutiful husband?” -
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She looks delectable like this. Like some kind of desert on a platter that you know you can’t have yet. She smirks, and you know her eyes crinkle with delight under her sunglasses if her crows’ feet have anything to show for it.
“Go on, it’s not going to eat you,” she whispers, “that’s what the clones in the back are going to do.” She grins when you squeal against her cunt, four sets of hands grabbing your ass and love handles scooting you back so you’re in a doggy-style-like position against the throne. More string clones hold your hands against the small of your back, and you feel the taught string wrap around your wrists. It’s so thin, sharp even, and you know it’ll leave welts. -
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“You’re being awfully bratty for someone getting their reward?” She asks. “Hina disappointed. But I suppose your mouth was made for something other than talking.” She tilts her head before pressing you against her pussy again.
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Dr. Law comes to your hillside home every day to treat you for your hysteria. You swear he holds the key to your sanity.
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Anonymous inquired:
Lucci would kidnap you and then proceed to ignore your presence, but if you try to escape he blocks the way and growls
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𝘈𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘒𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘳𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮. 𝘏𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥, 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘵.
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“I don’t know about that,” he says, taking a few steps further. His vest drops next, buttons of his white shirt bulging around toned hard muscle, tan skin glowing in the candle and gaslight of your room. “I like to play with my food, especially when it’s all wrapped up for me like this.”
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"How could I not, you're all I think about."
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