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Good nourishment by spae
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
20 Aug 2022
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What If: Stewjoni Obi-Wan birthed a Force-sensitive child in secret, and hid his origin from the Jedi.
As the padawan walks through the events of The Phantom Menace and beyond, his parental instincts kick in and that changes things.
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- 15/?
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21 Sep 2024
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Stunted, Starving Juvenility by TomatenMark
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Audio Drama)
13 Jul 2025
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At sixteen Wei Wuxian is—through some strange twist of fate, or a nick in the layer between parallel universes, who knows—out of the blue confronted with that one incense burner dream one night.
While his curious mind is left unable to stop poking at this new perspective on Lan Wangji, circumstances in the Cloud Recesses begin to change and Wei Wuxian is suddenly presented with life-altering opportunities.
Maybe Gusu isn’t so bad after all?
(Or alternatively: The fic where I get to give Wei Wuxian the academic scholarship he deserves while simultaneously getting him hitched early on.)
This fic has a Spanish and a Portuguese translation! Please visit the links in the Notes of Chapter 1 to read!
Find me on Tumblr and Bluesky as tomatenmark5
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- Part 1 of Stunted, Starving Juvenility
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- 44/?
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21 Sep 2024
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Wait For Me Once More by yeeternity
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Mar 2022
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Who knew that all it took were a school outing gone wrong, a chilled lake, and a Waterborne Abyss to kickstart your isekai journey into the hectic world of Mo Dao Zu Shi? In the body of a completely new character hailing from a completely new sect, how will you use this new identity to forge your own path in this world... and maybe fix the hellscape unfolding in the near (and far) future?
Stranded in the world too jarringly different from your modern reality, can you ever hope to return home? Or will 'home'... gain a new definition here, within the walls of Lotus Pier?
(Jiang Cheng route ooh yea!!! Originally in the form of an interactive series on Quotev, I converted it into a fic form and added some route(?)-specific moments. Not rly good at writing summaries lol...)
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- Part 3 of quotev mdzs interactive ficverse
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- 49/?
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21 Sep 2024
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Stiles asked to be contacted over email, and once a week there's a new email in his inbox.
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- Part 4 of Small Towns
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08 Sep 2024
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The Sheriff begins to discover what life is like without Stiles around.
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- Part 3 of Small Towns
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08 Sep 2024
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It took Stiles a few years to work through the five stages of grief after his mother dies. Truthfully, he doesn't know which of his parents he was grieving.
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- Part 2 of Small Towns
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08 Sep 2024
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The truth is everyone in town knows, it's a simple fact of life. As sure as the sunset, Stiles Stilinski lost both his parent's at age eight, and he's been raising himself ever since. It just took a while for the Sheriff to notice.
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- Part 1 of Small Towns
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08 Sep 2024
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He doesn't know the name of it, because he doesn't want to. All he knows is that there have been petals growing in his lungs for as long as he can remember. He didn't know it could be this easy to breathe.
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08 Sep 2024
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Tony is exhausted, running on fumes, and drowning in stress. It feels like no one notices, or cares, until someone does.
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08 Sep 2024
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08 Sep 2024
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Presence of the Kar'ta by Mushroom_Fairy
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
09 Oct 2025
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The future is always in motion, when Jocasta finds an enthusiastic initiate within the archives, she changes the course of the galaxy to a brighter and nerdier future.
I've been reading to many 'Kenobi joins the educorps' fics and just had to contribute
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- 14/?
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07 Sep 2024
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Stark Siblings Save SHIELD (a not-so-Secret "Government" Agency) by chaoscookiescrimes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies)
17 Oct 2024
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The teenage sorcerers are still very busy; destroying years of research, reuniting lifelong… friends, siccing a hydra on HYDRA and stealing themselves some siblings.
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- Part 5 of chosen (blood) family
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- 7/?
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02 Sep 2024
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Tony's Teens Taunt and Terrify Terrorists by chaoscookiescrimes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies)
08 Apr 2023
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The teenage sorcerers are very busy; taunting terrorists, scandalising the media, bonding with their father and his children borne of his genius, traversing the realms, and ‘inadvertently’ ending a few feuds.
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- Part 4 of chosen (blood) family
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- 7/7
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02 Sep 2024
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Billionaire Playboy Tony Stark’s Teenage Heirs Befriend Aliens by chaoscookiescrimes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor (Movies), Norse Religion & Lore
11 Dec 2022
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Alternative title: Trips Beyond Midgardr
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5 times Tony’s sorcerer children were on Asgard and 1 time they were on Jotunheimr (and no longer only Tony’s sorcerer children)addendum: now also featuring visits to Muspelheim and a very chaotic, probably-a-bad-idea side trip to Helheim
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- Part 3 of chosen (blood) family
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- 7/7
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02 Sep 2024
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Local Superhero Announces Secret Children, No One Surprised by chaoscookiescrimes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Norse Religion & Lore
06 Apr 2022
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- well, certain spy organisations are surprised he hid them so well.
Tony announces his teenage children, it goes about as well as you imagine.
(picks up immediately from part 1 of the series)
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- Part 2 of chosen (blood) family
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- 6/6
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02 Sep 2024
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After the events on Bandomeer, Qui-Gon reiterates that he cannot train Obi-Wan, but he tells Obi-Wan he deserves to be a Jedi. Obi-Wan follows Qui-Gon back to the Temple, becomes the padawan of Councilor Mace Windu, and dedicates himself to being a padawan worthy of a master who sits on the Council and invented his own lightaber form. Along the way, he bonds with his lineage sister, Depa Billaba, gets into mischief with his best friend Quinlan, and meets the Mand'alor, Jaster Mereel.
Obi-Wan Kenobi, unwanted child and then unwanted initiate finds himself a family that spans cultures and the galaxy. And when darkness rises up to threaten it, he defends his family with all the lessons and tricks the Force has taught him.
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02 Sep 2024
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A Heart Frozen Shut by Library_of_Cronos
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
08 Apr 2022
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The red-haired sister to the new guard hadn’t seemed interesting to Victor Fries, but she at least kept the room colder the few sessions they previously spent together.
So, what was she apologizing for?
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01 Sep 2024
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well past the weeds by Kieron_ODuibhir
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jul 2022
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Shen Yuan sighed, exasperated and very familiar. “I don’t know what you want from me. Liu Qingge was very insistent, so I came, but I’m going to need you to use your words. Sect Leader.”
What did he want.
A thousand things this man could never give him.
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31 Aug 2024
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A Mess, but a Perfect One by kj_feybarn for stonefreeak
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
31 Dec 2019
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There’s a message waiting for her when she picks up her data pad. 'Aayla's on her first solo mission. Quinlan's being Quinlan. Drinks tonight?'
An easy moment between three friends.
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- Part 2 of Slices of Happiness
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28 Aug 2024
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Crocodile Tears by Zizzani
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Mar 2022
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A ragged sob bursts from his mouth; the sound opens a pit in Liu Qingge’s stomach.
He thought he knew what his shixiong’s cries sounded like; Shang Qinghua has always been loud, even in the way he tries to take up as little space as possible, stammering and waving his hands about.
But now Liu Qingge is seeing beneath the mask of drama and wailing, he learns that the real tears are silent.
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- Part 2 of Feelings are harder than politics
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26 Aug 2024