9 Works by Satirickitty
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The Best Laid Plans of Rogues and Vigilantes by Satirickitty
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Gotham City Sirens (Comics), Harley Quinn (Comics), Poison Ivy (Comics)
31 Mar 2024
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Nightwing and Red Hood have captured Harley and Ivy, taking them deep into locked tunnels out of comm range is a totally reasonable idea, nothing at all could go wrong with that. Nothing at all.
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There's no pleasing you when you know that you're not teasing me by Satirickitty
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
30 Mar 2024
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Stiles didn't know how he'd ended up here, but he really wasn't about to complain about it.
Lydia has her two boys right where she wants them and they'll get what they want too as long as they behave.
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Bucky just wants to say thanks, but you know, without having to actually say words out loud.
Notes are a perfect solution, right? Right? -
Oh No You Didn't by Satirickitty
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, DCU (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Nightwing (Comics)
02 Mar 2023
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Roy and Jason are just trying to make some money as Rent-A-Bats, which maybe would work a little better if Dick didn’t keep just showing up and singing… again.
Jason’s head hit the wall behind him with a dull thud as he dropped it back with an exasperated sigh, his gun lowering in the process, "'Wing did you actually fit a fucking speaker in your damned suit just to annoy me?"
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- Part 2 of Nightwing's New Playlist
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The thought came to him unbidden, Angels are above human emotion and attachment, what he was feeling obviously was just an instinct left over from his vessel, he didn’t want to kiss Dean.
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Gotham Sin City by Satirickitty
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Gotham City Garage (Comics), DCU
20 Sep 2022
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A Jaydick rewrite of The Hard Goodbye - Sin City, but we only kill the bad guys
Jason wakes up from a one-night stand to find himself framed for murder, obviously, he's not about to let that stand and cuts a path through Gotham's underbelly to find Goldie and clear his name.
"Dick bit his lip and smiled at himself. It was time to go all out. His stalkers sat at a table nearby, watching him like they weren't utterly obvious. He took the last few steps towards the handsome biker and gracefully swung himself into his lap, long legs wrapped around the biker's waist and arms sensuously draped around his neck. Dick smiled vapidly up at the man before leaning in to kiss him. For a moment he had no idea where this was going to go."
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Swamp Monster with a Hard On for Connectivity by Satirickitty
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
01 Jun 2022
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When Tony took Bucky's innocent joke too far but it all worked out OK in the end, unless you were Steve.
"Oh no! Oh no, oh no I forgot I made that! Why did I make that? Shit! FRIDAY! FRI! Tell him to put that down! OH MY FUCKING GOD PUT IT DOWN! I'm on my way down!! Shit!"
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I needed you through the crazy pain by Satirickitty for BobWess
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
25 May 2022
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Based on this prompt:
Cas says "I Love You" to Dean, but he was wrong; It wasn't enough to outweigh everything and summon the entity. It wasn't pure happiness.
Billie breaks in. When she kills him he gets sent back to the empty knowing that he didn't even get to save Dean. -
Bat Romance by Satirickitty for ArtanisNaanie
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Gotham (TV), DCU, Batman - All Media Types
27 Apr 2022
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The stealthy twat then had the audacity to startle him by singing "I want your love, and I want your revenge, you and me could write a Bat Romance! Ha, BAT, get it?"
Jason just wanted to mess up some villians and plot his revenge on Bruce in peace. Dick had other ideas, ideas that involved following Jason around singing apparently.
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- Part 1 of Nightwing's New Playlist