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As punishment for some minor mishap, Merlin is sentenced to clean out the old vaults beneath Camelot, where Uther stashed magical objects that were too difficult to destroy.
There, Merlin finds an odd, rune-covered cylinder that seems to tug on his magic. He lets Gwaine take it, thinking it’s harmless.
It is not harmless.
The object is, in fact, a magical fleshlight that’s bound to Merlin’s magic, meaning anything done to it, he feels. Intimately.
Now the knights are unknowingly taking turns with the enchanted relic, Merlin’s having both a great and terrible time, and better yet, Arthur has found out and seems…interested.
Now Merlin needs to get the toy back and destroy it before he dies of embarrassment or exhaustion. Only…Arthur doesn’t seem to support that goal.
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05 Jun 2025
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The Fake Dating One Where El's Parents Come to Visit by charlotteschaos, prettyclever
Fandoms: The Magicians (TV)
23 Jun 2019
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In which Eliot’s horrible parents announce they’re coming to NYC to watch a taping of "Live with Kelly and Ryan" and plan to crash at his modest Brooklyn apartment. They call on their way to the Fort Wayne International Airport. Eliot has the space of a plane ride from Indiana to New York to figure out a plan…
All this time he’s told his kin he’s happy and successful, with a live-in boyfriend, raising a family of beautiful culinary herbs together. Most of that is true—except he doesn’t have a boyfriend at all, much less one who lives with him.
Once again, Quentin saves the day.
A Magicians future fic that disregards the last half of 4x13. Quentin saved the day but escaped alive.
Written for Queliot Week 2019's Fake/Pretend Relationship prompt (and posted a little late because life. Also, this bish is long).
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05 Aug 2020
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They Do That Sometimes by nagi_blue for cynassa
Fandoms: Stargate Atlantis, Stargate SG-1
17 Dec 2016
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Written for the 2016 SGA Secret Santa. Dave Sheppard's girls are kidnapped. John Sheppard and his team - and the dubiously-humored Dr. Daniel Jackson - show up to help. Gun fights and car chases ensue.
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03 Jun 2019
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Walking Dead Wizard by DebsTheSlytherinSnapeFan
Fandoms: The Walking Dead (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 May 2025
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The Dixons and Harry Potter try to get to Atlanta but fail miserably when they realize the entire town is crawling with Walkers. The survivors they are - they head for higher up the mountain to keep safe. They are later joined by Shane and the others. What would have become of the group if they'd had a wizard within its ranks? Would they have found somewhere safe and been able to keep it or would they still lose? Who would survive? Who would die?
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16 Oct 2018
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Stiles hated this. He hated lying, he hated the secrecy and he was beginning to hate that he had to pretend he was fine when he felt like he was falling apart. Takes place just after Abomination. Rating subject to change.
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28 Sep 2016