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"I have no need nor any desire to ever interact with a baby- no, make that anyone under the age of 23 ever again. Got that Pep? Make a note of it. I am not child friendly, not a baby sitter, nope. Someone burn these sunglasses..."
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The Winchesters attend the birth of a baby and Mary begins to see her oldest son a little differently.
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Thorin is afraid of falling to the sickness of his line once more, but Bilbo is willing to risk it.
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In which the Dursleys were dragged to Hogwarts before the Final Task of the Triwizard Tournament and it really could have gone worse.
"...And it was Harry and the Dursleys, standing in the middle of the school grounds.
“That,” Harry told his Uncle. “Was the best thing you’ve ever done for me.”..."
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What is Needed by Sevn
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
16 Jan 2017
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The story of a hobbit and a Lonely Mountain
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The stars have been silent since her father's disappearance, vague and uncooperative. They miss their Prophet and they wail for him.
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Millie hops up to sit on the desk, twisting to face him. "I was goin' to talk to ya about somethin' personal," she says. "But you know what?" She grins at him; all teeth, familiar, a little feral on the edges. "We should go out. Just the two of us. I'll tell ya' all about it later." She leans in a little and punches his shoulder lightly--or, lightly for her, which is to say that it hurts like a bitch and Blitz has been punched with less force by full career assassins who were actively trying to kill him. "I don't think I've gotten to hang out with you since the trial."
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Millie convinces Blitz to go out with her. She's totally not planning on getting him drunk so he'll talk about his feelings.
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Fizz pushed out of Blitz's hold and slipped through the curtain, and the growl cut off into a squeal. "Fizzie!"
"Ozzie!"
Blitz leaned against the wall, grinning, holding his arm against his bruised ribs. He could just see Fizz and Asmodeus through the crack in the curtains. Fuck, he was beat to shit, and all he could smell for a few long moments was blood and smoke that clung to his clothes, then the faintest hint of lavender. It was practically a Pavlovian response, the way Blitz's muscles loosened.
Wait, lavender--?
The curtains fluttered open, and Blitz felt like he'd been shot directly in the chest, because standing there, frozen, beak open, was Stolas, gripping his stupid top hat and all four eyes wide and trained on Blitz's beat-up form.
"Stolas?"
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Fizz convinces Blitz to help him get up to Ozzie's office at the end of Oops, and Things Sure Do Happen.
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The Pickup Line (or Stolas's No Good, Very Bad Week) by capncrunchin
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
28 Oct 2025
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Blitz snorted. "Don't get your panties in a twist, Legs, I'm no Holmes type."
"Hmm." Stolas made a show of examining Blitz's sprawled-out form over the bench: the scuffed combat boots, the torn jeans, the spiked leather jacket. "Perhaps if Sherlock were more predisposed to leather?" Stolas's lips twitched. "That would have been quite the statement in the nineteenth century."
Blitz grinned. "Yeah? You got jokes now, funny guy?"
"Are you morally opposed to calling me by name, or have you just forgotten it already?"
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Stolas just wanted to pick up Via, drop her off with her mother, go home, and watch telenovelas until he passed out. He should have known better.
Octavia is aged down to 15 and Loona to 17.
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Six months after the trial and five months after Sinsmas, everything seems fine: Blitzo and Stolas live together in a bigger house with Loona, Stolas is reconnecting with Octavia and hopes she will live with them someday, and M&M have a baby on the way. For the first time since childhood, Blitzo feels truly happy.
But when Barbie nearly dies from an overdose, Blitzo is forced to face his fear of almost losing his sister without ever reconnecting with her, the trauma he constantly tries to bury in his subconscious, and—unfortunately—his father, Cash, whom he hasn’t seen in fifteen years.
Will Stolas be able to stand by his beloved, even as he seems to fall back into old habits? And now that he finally has a family that loves him, will Blitzo be able to hold on to the progress he’s made and rebuild his relationship with his sister?