11 Bookmarks by ShushyourMom
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The Things We'd Do For A Coffee Maker by AllThisAndLoveTooWillRuinUs
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Apr 2019
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In which to cover up a lie to Lily, Sirius and Remus have No Choice but to get fake married.
“So what you’re saying is, you’re planning to marry Sirius for. . . fun?”
“And for a coffee maker, yes.”
- Language:
- English
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- 6,805
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 2
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- 117
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- 2,838
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- 489
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Bookmarked by ShushyourMom
25 May 2026
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“They’re… chaos,” Remus said firmly. “And chaos is—”
“Rock and roll.”
He looked at Sirius sharply, and for once, matched his grin. “Yeah.”
“Maybe that’s my excuse then,” Sirius said. “I cause a bit of chaos now, and maybe one day, it’ll turn into rock and roll.”After losing his mother at age eleven, Remus has spent the better part of the last four years bouncing from school to school or else running around London and pretending as though he wasn't the kind of well-bred boy his father brought him up to be. Now, with his chances all run out, Remus is sent to Hawkings Independent School as a last-ditch effort to clean up his act. There he meets the very people who will set up the rest of his life, and is forced to confront the pieces of himself he'd long thought had been lost.
(genuinely not apologising for the slow-burn in this fic anymore. You've been warned <3)
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- Part 1 of The Cadence Opus
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 979,793
- Chapters:
- 108/108
- Collections:
- 29
- Comments:
- 15,492
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- 61,682
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- 17,160
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- 5,194,029
Bookmarked by ShushyourMom
29 Mar 2026
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- 93,648
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Sirius Black flees his wedding, still in his tuxedo, minutes before walking down the aisle. He doesn't think. He just drives. Until he sees a hitchhiker limping down the road with frayed bell bottom blue jeans, a graffitied wooden cane, and a sarcastic goddam mouth. He's heading west to seek his fortune in California and needs a ride. Sirius has a car and lots to run from. When you ain't got nothin, you got nothin to lose.
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Remus has been distant, and no one knows why. Then a knock at the door changes everything Sirius thought he knew about his best friend.
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wading in waist-high water by colgatebluemintygel for grumposaur
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jun 2022
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Remus is a PhD student and hobbyist baker who finds himself adrift following his father’s death. On a whim, he enters the Great British Bake Off and is swept up in a flurry of curdled custard, shrunken souffle, and under-proved dough. Remus expects to be challenged and to embarrass himself on public television. What he doesn’t account for are the friendships he develops with the other contestants and the deep connection he forms with his teenage crush, Sirius Black: charming ex-boy band member and Bake Off presenter.
or,
Sirius groans, dropping his head back into his hands. “It’s the dough,” he mumbles into the skin of his palms. “It’s the kneading. It’s his hands. They’re obscene.”
Lily laughs. “They are a bit, aren’t they?”
Series
- Part 1 of wading in waist-high water
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 82,048
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 27
- Comments:
- 1,267
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- 15,399
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- 5,295
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- 352,154
Bookmarked by ShushyourMom
01 Dec 2025
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Spider-Man and The Grim of Knockturn City: A Love Story by orphan_account, spookymoonie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Nov 2023
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Remus Lupin is none other than Knockturn City’s beloved anonymous rookie reporter, J. L. Hope.
Between aiding his boyfriend, Detective Sirius Black, in exposing Knockturn City’s corrupt political system and taking down the crime syndicate calling themselves The Veil, his life’s pretty perfect.
Except that he has to follow Sirius’s one rule. A rule meant to keep him safe, but challenges every instinct for the truth that he has:
Stay away from Regulus Black and the Black Family’s dealings.But after following Regulus into a secret room at ACCIO Labs and hiding in Project Silk’s nest of mutant spiders, Remus has to contend with the fact that:
1) He’s been bit... and Google will probably not know if Project Silk’s spiders are venomous
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2) Even worse, Sirius is going to leave him if he ever finds out.But first things first, he has to stop weeping and find a way to un-stick himself from the ceiling before Sirius gets home.
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Spider-Man AU in which Sirius loves his boyfriend Remus, and Detective Black absolutely despises the vigilante, Spider-Man.
(HEED THE KINK TAGS)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 40,060
- Chapters:
- 11/11
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- 1
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- 109
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- 758
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- 315
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Bookmarked by ShushyourMom
24 Jul 2025
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Kicking my feet giggling
Only downside is that i read it in a day and didn't savour it over a week or smth -
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Sirius has refused every match his parents arranged - until they lose patience and make the decision for him. One final bond. One last chance. Desperate to escape, Sirius runs… and crashes into the arms of a stranger who might change everything.
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When Sirius sees how the Dursleys are treating Harry, he rescues him from 4 Privet Drive and raises him with Remus. However, this sets off a chain reaction that lets Voldemort return to power sooner and more terrible than before, threatening everything Sirius has built.
A raising Harry AU with lots of sweet and sexy wolfstar scenes. Title is from Robert Frost's poem "A Question"
All full moons are based on the actual full moon calendar of 1986
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- Part 1 of All the Soul-and-Body Scars
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Dulce Et Decorum Est (Pro Amor Mori) by nicodiangelol, SevenSidedStories
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Feb 2025
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"Remus Lupin is the winner!"
Remus lifted his eyes to take in the royal family. The queen sat on an ornate chair, looking haughty and cruel with a particular twist to her lips. His gaze drifted to the prince. He was pretty. Remus had expected that. He had the same high cheekbones and arched eyebrows as his mother, with a piercing blue stare. His raven-hair was carefully arranged as it cascaded to his shoulders. He looked too angelic to be involved in the kinds of atrocities his family had committed. But he had been. And Remus would kill all of them for it. But for now, he had to stick to his stupid mission and play nice enough to get picked as their new dog.
He glared up unflinchingly at the man seated in front of him. The announcer cleared his throat and gestured at his face. Remus reached up and peeled off the mask. He spit out the blood in his mouth and made a slight bow.
The announcer made another frantic noise. Balling his fingers into tight fists, he lowered down and dropped on one knee, bowing forward to the man but holding his gaze. "My prince," he muttered through gritted teeth, just loud enough to be heard, "I humbly ask for your favour."
- Language:
- English
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- 443,013
- Chapters:
- 49/49
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- 521
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Bookmarked by ShushyourMom
20 Mar 2025
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September 1982
The war is over. Voldemort was defeated on October 31, 1981. Regulus Black discovered Voldemort’s horcruxes and informed the Order of the Phoenix, which destroyed them. When Voldemort arrived on Halloween to kill baby Harry, the Order was standing by, ready to kill him first.
Almost a year later, the Marauders and their friends are rebuilding their lives.
Everything is going well for Sirius Black.
Everything but love.OR
Sirius Black is great at sex but shit at relationships. Remus Lupin is an amazing boyfriend, but not so great at sex. Could these best friends learn from each other? Platonically, of course.Series
- Part 1 of Language Lessons
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 149,620
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Collections:
- 8
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- 2,984
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Bookmarked by ShushyourMom
18 Aug 2024