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    Bill Cipher begs the Axolotl for a second chance on the verge of death. The Axolotl agrees, like the bleeding-heart idiot that it is. All Bill has to do is pass a little trial. How hard can that be for a dream demon of unfathomable cosmic power?

    He wakes up in 1979. And he is not a dream demon of unfathomable cosmic power.

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    11 Jun 2025

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    ch 30

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    It could have been a mistake. It could have been an honest to goodness mistake. The Axolotl is old, they are older than Bill, himself. They are older than the infant that now rules time, and they are older than time itself. Bill is old, he knows, time is a fleeting, and fragile thing that’s all too easy to lose track of. So, it could have been a mistake.
    Bill is returned to Gravity falls, not one summer after Weirdmageddon, not two, not even three, try thirty.

    AKA: Handyman Bill but Make it Sad

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    28 Oct 2024

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  3. Public Bookmark 56

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    “You have shown an attachment to a particular human in your past, more than any being you have known in the entire trillion years since the event with your dimension. So, we have decided to contact this human and he agrees to the proposition. You are going to go back to the universe you almost destroyed, and are going to live in a harmless form with Stanford Pines and his family.” That gets a reaction out of Bill, he is utterly shocked, looking with horror at the being incomprehensible to human eyes
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    The Theraprism has tried everything and Bill isn’t improving, in fact, he's getting worse. The Theraprism decides that Bill needs a change. And due to the attachment Bill obviously has to the one specific human, a connection he hasn’t shown since his dimension’s horrific destruction almost a trillion years ago, they think this man might be able to help him have a breakthrough.

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    29 Sep 2024

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    Ch. 14

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    “Let me know when you have the time, I’m sure Tallulah would love to have Tilín over again,” Wilbur says as Quackity is tying his shoelaces. Then, more softly, “And I would love to see you.”

    or,

    Quackity has Tilín, and that's enough. At least that's what he thinks until he meets Wilbur Soot, the father of Tilín's new friend, and he realizes there's room in his heart for two more.

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    10 May 2023

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    sobbing 10/10 read again

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    He’d fall asleep to the thought of it, in that bedroom - how he’d left to live in a studio apartment two miles down the road at twenty, disappearing entirely at twenty six and returning at twenty eight, bitter as lemon rinds and just as easy to pick to pieces - and then he’d wake up, still only himself.

    Following the death of his ex-wife, Wilbur agrees to pause his music career to take care of his daughter and reconnect with a family estranged by time and loss. Quackity is just an elementary school teacher trying to mourn his child in peace.

    Or, my take on that school AU

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    08 May 2023

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    xbnsnananjsnans fanfics making me feel things