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Potter and Malfoy's Guide to the Internet by Bitui_n
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Nov 2025
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Harry and Draco are tasked with creating a YouTube channel for Muggle Studies; shennanagins ensue when the internet falls in love with their hilarious rivalry.
Draco: Potter, what is a 'Drarry'?
Harry: I have no idea, where did you hear that?
Draco: Our minions-
Harry: Followers
Draco: -keep commenting itIn a world where Voldemort was never resurrected, Harry Potter still goes through life facing trolls and horrible relatives because in no universe can the Boy-Who-Lived avoid trouble. Despite attempts at revenge by the leaderless Death Eaters, Harry is in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts with high hopes for a calm and relaxing send-off. Unfortunately for our beloved hero, however, fate just loves fucking with him.
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- English
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- 154,182
- Chapters:
- 15/20
- Collections:
- 27
- Comments:
- 6,297
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- 18,918
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02 Feb 2025
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Now Draco’s cock is stirring, and he can’t breathe because all he can think of is screaming Harry’s name while Harry pins him down and mindlessly fucks him into total incoherency.
Because hell yes, that would be sexy as fuck and Draco is officially in so much trouble.
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- English
- Words:
- 7,018
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
- Comments:
- 643
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19 Oct 2024
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Like Cinderella, But With Cock by loveglowsinthedark
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Nov 2017
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”Oh, shit,” he groans, “This is like Cinderella, isn’t it?! Like Cinderella, but with cock. Cock instead of slippers.”
Where Harry’s hexed so that he can’t lose his erection until he sleeps with his soulmate. If only those were easier to find.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,978
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 417
- Kudos:
- 18,130
- Bookmarks:
- 2,596
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- 247,906
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19 Oct 2024
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The Heir of the House of Black by ravenclawblues (ravenclaw_blues)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Jul 2026
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It was the year 1998, and Wizarding Britain was finally beginning to heal from the wounds of the devastating war. Auror trainee Harry Potter was leading his first field operation when he was struck by a Killing Curse. This led to an unexpected encounter with Death, who revealed to Harry that he could turn back time to remedy his deepest regrets.
Unbeknownst to Harry, dark wizarding activities were erupting across Britain, threatening to shatter the fragile peace once more. But who was behind these sinister plots? What were they trying to accomplish? Was it too late to stop them?
Perhaps all the answers lay where Harry was headed...
This is a journey of family, friendship, self-discovery, and, as always with Harry Potter, a healthy dose of world-saving.
Inspired by Tsume Yuki's "Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is" and with her expressed permission, this is the author's fiction re-imagined.
Prologue (Ch1-5): 19k words
Pre-Hogwarts & Year 1 (Ch6-16): 61k words
Year 2 (Ch17-30): 77k words
Year 3 (Ch31-52): 153k words
Year 4 (Ch53-68): 100k words
Year 5 (Ch69-83): 115k words
Year 6 (Ch84-?): ongoingSeries
- Part 1 of Master of Death
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- English
- Words:
- 584,888
- Chapters:
- 90/?
- Collections:
- 36
- Comments:
- 3,853
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19 Jan 2024
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Regulus Black, Sirius Black, Dorcas Meadowes, Barty Crouch Jr, and Evan Rosier have all been chosen to leave the Isle and go to Hogwarts in hope that the two lands will be again reunited. However, that's not how this story is gonna go, not if Regulus Black has anything to do with it.
James Potter is soon to be head boy of Hogwarts and has convinced the headmistress to enrol five students from the Isle in order to bridge the gap between the two lands. However, as soon as he lays his eyes on Regulus Black, things seem like they might be lot more complicated than he anticipated.
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30 Sep 2023
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An unexpected truce throws off Draco's sixth year plans to lay low and avoid taking the Dark Mark and being assigned a mission. He doesn't know why on earth Potter would want to gain Professor Snape's respect, but he's pretty sure it's impossible. Still, having a boon from the Chosen One could come in handy, and if nothing else, it will be entertaining to watch Potter try.
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07 Jan 2023
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It had been three weeks since Harry had mistakenly landed in the 1970s, given his name to Dumbledore as Harry James, and been re-Sorted as a Slytherin.
It had been two weeks since, in an effort to avoid his mother and the Marauders, Harry had started hanging out with Snape.
It had been one week since, to his absolute, gut-wrenching horror, he had been asked out by Lily Evans to Hogsmeade.
Harry had never imagined there could be anything worse than facing down Lord Voldemort in a creepy graveyard. He had been wrong.
Meet Harry Potter. He's broken the timeline, busted his parents' first date, and potentially botched his chances of ever being born.
And, just maybe, he's also caught the attention of a certain rising Dark Lord.
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- Part 9 of duplicity's Mid-Length Works
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- English
- Words:
- 29,695
- Chapters:
- 94/?
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 2,529
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- 6,712
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06 Jan 2023
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The mystery surrounding Nevermore has finally been solved causing the term to end earlier than expected as the school recoups after the loss of two faculty members. Enid returns home to San Francisco where she comes face to face with a mystery centered around her. There she finds out what it means for a wolf who shifts for the first time while under the blood moon. Enid may just be more powerful that she thought.
If only her mother would stop setting her up with a potential mate as she deals with new revelations.
Good thing Wednesday is there to save the day, solve the mystery, and show a werewolf they stand no chance at winning Enid's affections.
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- Part 1 of Anywhere, Everywhere
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 50,888
- Chapters:
- 18/18
- Comments:
- 1,910
- Kudos:
- 17,720
- Bookmarks:
- 2,464
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23 Dec 2022
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Public Bookmark 2401
Mystery Work
Part of My HP Fics -WILL BE PRIVATE STARTING 31 JULY
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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11 Sep 2022
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20 Jun 2022
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Thanks to a ritual in his first life, he’s been reincarnating for millennia. Every death has resulted in being born anew nine months later. He’s always magical, always male, and always in possession of all his memories, but always in a different body and of a different family. This time, he has been born to a naive young couple with high ideals and little understanding but an enormous well of love for their son that he cannot fault. This time, he is called Harry Potter.
This story is a Work In Progress. It is not finished. It may never be finished. Updates will be sporadic. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
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- Part 15 of W.I.P. Collection
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 42,552
- Chapters:
- 8/?
- Collections:
- 32
- Comments:
- 777
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- 6,107
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- 2,168
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Bookmarked by SomeWeirdStranger
27 Apr 2022
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A letter from home? A letter from family? Well, Harry Potter knows he has neither, but all the same, it starts with a letter from Surrey. Whatever the Dursleys have to say, it can't be anything good, so Harry's determined to ignore it. But when the Potions Master forces him to read his letter, Harry gets sent down a path he'd never have walked on his own.
It will be a year of big changes, a year of great pain, and a year of Harry confronting his worst fears.
But from the most unexpected of sources, Harry Potter will finally get a chance to have that which he has never known: a family.A sixth year fic, this story follows Order of the Phoenix and disregards any canon events that occur after Book 5.
Warning -- the comments can contain massive spoilers so proceed with caution!
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- Part 1 of Like None Other
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 789,572
- Chapters:
- 96/96
- Collections:
- 39
- Comments:
- 3,162
- Kudos:
- 16,536
- Bookmarks:
- 4,657
- Hits:
- 1,311,494
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01 Apr 2022
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It's All Just Temporary with a Bit of Necromancy by TC_Hand
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Aug 2026
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Harry gets his magical inheritance as a Necromancer on his 16th birthday, the first in centuries. Unsure of his future or even who to trust after the Light shuns him, Harry turns to the Dark, the only other side that can assist him in seeking his revenge. However, it's all just temporary. It's just an alliance until his goals are met and then that's it. Just temporary...right?
Slight Dumbledore and some Order member bashing. Sane Voldemort but Horcruxes do exist. A Harry/Voldemort but incredibly slow-burn. Not really graphic in deaths at least not yet. If that changes the rating will change.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 391,160
- Chapters:
- 54/?
- Collections:
- 63
- Comments:
- 3,250
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- 20,081
- Bookmarks:
- 7,049
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05 Mar 2022
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Harry expects nightmares when Madam Pomfrey refuses to give him any more Dreamless Sleep. What he doesn't expect is to have his first soulmate dream only days after Voldemort returned.
He would've preferred the nightmares.
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- Part 1 of I Can't Carry This
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 103,547
- Chapters:
- 85/85
- Collections:
- 52
- Comments:
- 8,694
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- 20,724
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- 4,426
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- 704,250
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05 Mar 2022
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With exams looming and Umbridge with more power than ever Harry is at the end of his tether so decides to try writing a letter to Voldemort, in an effort to stop the nightmares/visions that, admittedly, mean absolutely nothing to him.
This one little act will spark a chain of events that can lead to massive changes in the wizarding world, but will it be for better or worse.
This is my take on the 'Harry writes Voldemort a letter trope', I hope you enjoy it.
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- Part 1 of Dear Voldie
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 217,932
- Chapters:
- 58/58
- Collections:
- 39
- Comments:
- 5,422
- Kudos:
- 14,710
- Bookmarks:
- 3,872
- Hits:
- 801,515
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05 Mar 2022
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Harry Potter in the Claw of the Raven by BakenandEggs
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Feb 2017
- Words:
- 371,564
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 5,658
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25 Feb 2022
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Harry Potter in the Claw of the Raven by BakenandEggs
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Nov 2015
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When a more studious Harry Potter enters Gringotts with Hagrid, the Goblins managed to talk to him privately - Dumbledore never saw that one coming
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- Part 1 of Harry Potter in the Claw of the Raven
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 55,894
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 38
- Comments:
- 690
- Kudos:
- 17,258
- Bookmarks:
- 2,683
- Hits:
- 425,296
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25 Feb 2022
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The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. Story is high on Political intrigue. Dumbledore!bashing slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
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- Part 1 of Again and Again
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 357,608
- Chapters:
- 47/?
- Collections:
- 66
- Comments:
- 2,544
- Kudos:
- 14,568
- Bookmarks:
- 6,156
- Hits:
- 728,024
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22 Jan 2022
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Harry felt Malfoy's breath on his lips as they came together over the bottle, hands firmly planted on the floor as though they each needed their familiar soil, refusing to cross into enemy territory.
Except that Malfoy no longer felt like his enemy.Malfoy felt inevitable.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 73,173
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 2,589
- Kudos:
- 48,849
- Bookmarks:
- 12,085
- Hits:
- 1,010,305
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07 Jan 2022
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In the summer before his sixth year at Hogwarts, Harry decides to take his own words to heart - it is time to let the Gryffindor go. As he tries to navigate the world with the eyes of a Slytherin, he surprises everyone with what he discovers he’s capable of.
After all, Slytherins use any means to achieve their ends, even when they are not a fan of the means.
The sequel to Evitative.
Discontinued.
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- Part 2 of Mutatum
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 107,493
- Chapters:
- 17/?
- Collections:
- 38
- Comments:
- 7,061
- Kudos:
- 36,961
- Bookmarks:
- 8,074
- Hits:
- 983,990
Bookmarked by SomeWeirdStranger
06 Jan 2022