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    Just random Bert and Ernie stories

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    There are not enough stories with these two infamous “roommates.”

    They do indeed fall in love in every universe and it always ends with a kiss

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    ‘We may have won the battle, but I fear the war with winter is just beginning.’

    The aftermath of war is no laughing matter. Those who died must be honoured, those who are wounded must be healed, and those who remain need food and clothing, peace and sanctuary. With Thorin's life hanging in the balance, it is up to Bilbo and the rest of the Company to rule the rag-tag remnants of Erebor in his place.

    Then there is the matter of the gold...

    Can Bilbo save both king and kingdom, or is Erebor destined to fall deeper into ruin?

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    04 Nov 2025

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    When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.

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    05 Nov 2025

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    In the years since Bilbo left Erebor, he has lost his respectability, gained a nephew, and gotten on with life at Bag End.

    He'd left aside adventure for the comforts and peace of his little Hobbit hole, and for the love of a child who needed him. Though perhaps, adventures can yet find him.

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    04 Nov 2025

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    When Thorin realized what Bilbo had done, realized that the hobbit had traded his Arkenstone, he saw fire. And Bilbo, being so incredibly small, was easy enough to throw from the Rampart.
    The company leaves Erebor, seemingly forever.
    10 years after Thorin 'killed' Bilbo, he breaks from his dragon sickness, sick at what he's done. He runs to the Shire, hell-bent on paying his respects to his burglar, ashamed at killing him over a stone.
    But what will Thorin find in Hobbiton?

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    04 Nov 2025

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    Spamton is faced with a horrifying truth about his closest companion’s role within the prophecy. Should he run away now? Or maybe challenge fate itself in a game only one can win?

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    30 Sep 2025

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    Spamton is trying to stop Tenna’s fate from the prophecy