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The world ends and the Archivist is alone. When she finally leaves the safehouse, she can feel them though, lost and alone like she is. There is no choice but to find them.
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17 Dec 2024
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prepare for trouble (and make it double) by chahakyn
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
01 Aug 2020
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The trials and tribulations of having two Archivists at the Magnus Institute.
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17 Dec 2024
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Sasha James, newest Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, knows what she’s doing.
That’s why she’s more than capable of ferreting out the secrets of the sketchy and suspicious Martin Blackwood. That’s why she can totally handle her hot-tempered and paranoid boyfriend Tim Stoker, even as he falls into a deep hole of paranoia and conspiracy.
And that’s why she’s not scared of her boss. Even if he was creepy, overly rich, pretentious, quite possibly ate trauma, and was likely an immortal psychic vampire. There was nothing scary or dangerous about Jonathan Sims.
Right?
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17 Dec 2024
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The Rocks Beneath My Feet Begin to Crack by autisticblueteam
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
27 Nov 2024
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The first time Daisy is left alone after the Buried, everything hits her at once.
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14 Dec 2024
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“So … you wouldn’t be interested in just not being devastatingly evil, then?”
There was a roar of power, like the hot breath of Hell itself, and the walls began to melt and shift, as something strove against reality, fighting to break through and tear down as much of it as possible.
Starting with Jon.
“I’ll take that as a no.”
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14 Dec 2024
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Here within is my Time Travel Fix-It story, Right by Them and its eventual epilogues. Each work in here is a self-contained story, with Right by Them being the main story and all following being self-contained epilogues to it. Epilogues can be read in any order and can be read independently of each other, but it's suggested you read Right by Them first, or else they won't make as much sense.
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14 Dec 2024
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a better fate than wisdom by soundthebells (kosy)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
24 Jun 2020
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In their defense, it started as a spite thing. As all good ideas do.
Five times Tim and Sasha were in a fake relationship and one time they weren't.
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10 Dec 2024
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“Oh, very well, then.” Bouchard sighed. “I suppose I’ll allow it.”
“Right you are!” Stoker grinned, and turned to her. “What do you say, Sasha?” And that was the moment Sasha James decided they’d be—they were, in fact— friends.
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09 Dec 2024
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haha yeah i have a boyfriend he lives in canada though by tooschoolforcool
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
06 May 2020
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Jonathan Sims is the least likely individual to have a boyfriend Sasha had ever met, and she and the other Archival Assistants were not buying it for a second.
So when Jon actually produces this mysterious partner at the office Valentine's party, it's quite a shock to everyone involved.
Meanwhile, Melanie was not expecting to be set up on a blind date with a random friend of her boss's. She finds herself with no complaints.
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09 Dec 2024
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washing machine hearts (baby, bang it up inside) by revolvers
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
07 May 2020
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“We shouldn’t just bet on them. We should try to get them together.”
“Yes!” Sasha cheers. It’s rather unclear if she’s specifically cheering him on, or just babbling into the empty air, because that’s the kind of thing Sasha does when she’s drunk.
“Initiative…. y’know? Sash, we need to show initiative. Like they do on resumes.”
“Yeah!”
In his defense, it had sounded like a good idea while they were getting smashed at three in the morning. Lots of inadvisable things sound like good ideas while getting smashed at three in the morning, but now that they’ve committed to it, they can’t just stop.
(Or: Tim and Sasha have plans. Also a spreadsheet, and an alarming number of doughnuts.)
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09 Dec 2024
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Tim couldn't help but stare at Sasha. She had glammed up just a bit after work with the application of some bright red lipstick, and had tied her hair back with a floral wrap. Even in her ridiculous highlighter stained cardigan she looked striking. He tried to shake himself out of it. Tim Stoker didn't pine! He wasn't bloody Martin!
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- Part 2 of A Wholesome Archival Office AU
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09 Dec 2024
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howling ghosts, they reappear by flashsideways for daisyjohnsons
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
08 May 2020
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Melanie didn’t think she would be the type to fall in love. Not because she didn’t want to be in a relationship, but because she was simply too busy to bring herself to put in the effort.
And then, she met Georgie Barker. She met Georgie Barker during one of the most stressful, horrifying times of her life, and she fell in love with her anyway.or, Melanie King's story isn't a simple one, but she grows along the way.
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09 Dec 2024
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“Two weeks of awkwardness, and they solve it by doing disco?” He’d pictured the four of them around the table with his careful intervention bridging the divide. In that perfect world, Jon would’ve turned to him and said, "you know Tim, you’re right," and Sasha would’ve knocked him into a hug and muttered, "thanks, you prat." Instead, they’re doing just fine without him.
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- Part 4 of kerosene (tim stoker appreciation week)
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09 Dec 2024
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Magnus and Lukas (beans and books, babey!) by Thebonemoose
Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
12 May 2020
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not actually a lonely eyes au, in spite of the title.
basically, what if Jonah Magnus and Peter Lukas had a joint coffeeshop/bookstore (a la barnes&noble) and everybody lived and nothing hurt?
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04 Dec 2024
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Ever since the day they'd made their shocking debut, Chat Noir has remained a controversial figure. The people of Paris don't treat them the same, and maybe that’s something she should be grateful for.
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Envy: the desire to attain the qualities, possessions or luck possessed by another
Jealousy: a desire to attain the qualities, possessions or luck possessed by another, stemming from insecurity, hostility, bitterness and resentment.
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19 Nov 2024
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Possibilities lined up before her. If she was a superhero, everyone would love her. She would have parades. She’d be powerful, perhaps more powerful than her parents. She couldn’t wait to tell everyone that she, Chloé Bourgeois, was a superhero!
Then she looked in the mirror.
Leather.
Chloé was wearing not only a full-body leather suit, but on top of that she wore leather gloves, boots and a belt. Leather-on-leather! An atrocity! Even worse, Chloé’s hair was pulled out of its neat ponytail, and had turned into a mess of curls. Chloé spent an hour every morning having her butler straighten her hair, she didn’t want it to revert to it’s natural curly state every time she transformed! The excessive leather did not even spare her head, giving her both leather ears and a leather mask that tinted her sclera blue.
If Chloé’s mother, the Queen of Fashion, ever saw this, Chloé knew exactly what she would say: “Ridiculous! Utterly ridiculous!”
So this is why superheros had secret identities.
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13 Nov 2024
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22 Oct 2024
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Tom Riddle and the Fate Worse Than Death by BrilliantLady
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jun 2016
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No-one ever understood the true horrors that Tom Marvolo Riddle had to suffer through, with his consciousness trapped in a diary owned by a young girl.
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01 Oct 2024
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Albus Dumbledore's three jobs leave him little time for the details. Unfortunately, this means that he never has time to consult with the Sorting Hat, which goes a little bit mad from the isolation. A slightly more unhinged Hat decides to ignore the students' wishes and put them where it wants, gradually shifting the tides of fate as it does.
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11 Sep 2024
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This May Not Be Your Everything (But We’re Not Looking for Our Everything) by PawPunk
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
17 Mar 2024
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After being cured of the infection carried by the blue shit, Paul has a minor relapse.
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29 Jul 2024