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    Prompt: (Gen or slash) After Beth leaves Adam, he thinks about how to deal with everything on his own - selling the apartment, packing for California, communicating with people there - and decides to post an ad on Craiglist. He’s looking for someone who can “take care of things” for him - things that are “messy” and “complicated”. Nigel answers the ad, expecting to be hired as a contract killer. He ends up becoming a very odd version of Jeeves.

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    15 Dec 2015

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    Will and Jack are wrapping up a case outside of Chicago when a shelter-in-place order strands them at their motel. Will is frantic trying to find someone to take care of his dogs. Alana is busy, but luckily her boyfriend volunteered to look after all seven of Will's dogs. Will sheltering-in-place show Will a different side to Hannibal? Or will the cannibal crack when the dog hair starts to pile up?

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    Dev just really wanted to write a fic where Hannibal was trapped alone in a house with all of Will's dogs.

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    13 Feb 2023

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    Aiden doesn’t know why he doesn’t simply tell Lambert that Vesemir is not, in fact, having a midlife crisis and shacking up with the shockingly young library volunteer. He knows that Vesemir is actually trying to present Jaskier to Geralt, neatly wrapped in a bow, so Vesemir can finally get that son-in-law he’s been angling for.

    Aiden should just put Lambert out of his misery and tell him.

    He doesn’t.

    It’s much funnier to watch Lambert and his brothers work it out for themselves.

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    28 Jul 2022

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    “No, no, it wasn’t like that. They, well, Ed at least, think I told them to.”

    Lucius raises a single, disbelieving eyebrow. “Blackbeard thinks you told him to fuck his ex, the same ex who has Blackbeard’s signature tattooed on his face?!”

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    28 Jul 2022

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    Twenty years ago, the Warlord of the North came down out of the mountains and slew the king of Kaedwen, taking crown and kingdom for his own. Everyone expected him to be overthrown almost immediately, but he has only grown ever more secure in his position. Finally, the other countries around Kaedwen have begun to negotiate with him as they would any other king.

    To seal the new treaty between Redania and the Warlord, Lady Milena de Roggeven, third daughter of the Duke of Roggeven, has been sent to marry whichever of the Warlord’s men he chooses.

    Milena is starkly terrified of everything about her new husband; every rumor she has ever heard about the barbarians of the north seems worse than the last, and Lambert clearly despises the very thought of marriage.

    Lambert of the Wolves is still grieving his lost lover, dead more than three years now. The last thing he wants is to be married off to a terrified stranger, and he can’t imagine why Geralt and Eskel think he of all people is suited to a diplomatic marriage.

    And neither of them suspects the treachery that lies behind the treaty which binds them together.

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    28 Jul 2022