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The new guy coming into Martin's work keeps on pestering him, but it's fine because he's cute. With every shitty thing going on in Martin's life, a small flirt never hurt anyone, even if Jon is totally out of his league with his ripped jeans and painted nails.
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Martin, the new clerk at the corner store, refuses to sell Jon his cigarettes because he isn't old enough, and it would be "illegal".
Thankfully, Jon is stubborn enough not to admit defeat. He just has to keep on trying.This isn't about the cigarettes anymore, is it?
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13 Sep 2026
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Peter’s wrong, of course. When it’s all over, Martin does still want to tell Jon everything. It’s just—well, there’s a few things they need to work through first before they can get there.
Martin and Jon find each other again in Scotland.
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31 Aug 2026
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Judge Roberta Field eyed the next case on the docket balefully. She’d known it was coming. As soon as she’d seen it appear in her schedule she’d cursed and debated “breaking a leg”, since it had been too late to have another baby as a way out. She’d convinced herself that was too extreme, however, and lulled herself into a false sense of security that she must be misremembering and it wouldn’t be that bad. So she’d decided to keep working and let it happen. And now it was here.
The Bouchard-Lukas divorce.
Again.
It had been three years since the last one, which had to be a new record.
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Elias and Peter are divorcing again. In trying to decide the division of their marital property, they need some witnesses to assist their respective cases. This is unfortunate for Jon and Martin, who would really rather be elsewhere.
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25 Aug 2026
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Martin makes Jon tea for the first time about a week into his transfer. It’s horrible. Gag-reflex inducing. Somehow sporting all the wrong flavors.
For some reason, he does not have the heart to break this to Martin.
Little does Jon know that Martin actually makes wonderful tea. Just not for him.
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19 Aug 2026
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fell in your opinion when i fell in love with you by alistair_blackwood
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
15 Jun 2020
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“This is the Magnus Institute, not a creative writing course at university. If that doesn’t agree with him, he can leave.” There was a thud and the sound of rifling tapes. “He can take his bloody tea with him.”
Martin’s fingers tightened on the saucer. Oh.
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Martin knows better than to talk about it. It's fine. He's fine.
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18 Aug 2026
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nor any more youth or age than there is now by subcorax
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
08 Feb 2020
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The local Primary school has a new teacher. He is, to say the very least, odd.
A series of statements regarding the interactions of the townsfolk with one Jonathan Sims, never formally given.
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18 Aug 2026
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"You can't be serious." Jonathan Sims raises his eyes at last to properly look at Georgie, expecting her to laugh and make some quip about finally getting him to put the damn book down, at least.
"Well, I am," she shoots back.
He sets his book aside and turns fully towards her, betrayal clear on his face. "A blind date, really?"
Jon makes the frankly terrible decision to go on a blind date with one Martin Blackwood. Fate ensues. AU where Jon and Georgie are still friends, Georgie likes finding dates for her friends, Martin doesn't work at the institute, and everyone is just a bit happier while canon spooky stuff goes on in the background. Takes place juuust barely pre-canon in the beginning but catches up quickly. Inspired as usual by the wonderful conversations with my friend RavenXavier/somuchbetterthanthat.
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17 Aug 2026
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"Excuses," Hob says one day, pointing a pen at Dream just a little bit accusingly. "I'm making a list, and we're going to figure out what you like whether you like it or not."
The absurdity of the sentence doesn't seem to resonate as he scrawls "Dream of the Endless, Likes and Dislikes" in careful cursive across the top of a page.
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- Part 3 of the trouble with talking
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08 Jun 2026
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Dream and Hob finally have their meeting in the New Inn.
"The New Inn?" Dream asked, averting his gaze. "It is yours?"
"Well, yeah." Hob cleared his throat. "Couldn't bring it over my heart to see the old one be torn down, so I...built a new one."
"You," Dream began, their arms brushing between their bodies. "Built a pub for me."
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08 Jun 2026
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Leo fährt über Weihnachten nach Hause. Adam kommt mit.
Oder: Meine Eltern lieben dich so sehr, dass du halt jetzt mit uns Weihnachten feiern musst. Sorry. Hope this doesn't awaken anything in me.
(Hint: yeah it does)Oder: Extreme Escapism-Fantasien, in denen manche Eltern rundum toll sind, Weihnachten genauso ist, wie man es haben will, und Arschlochvätern endlich mal eins ausgewischt wird.
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23 Feb 2026
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Wer den Tiger im Käfig erbt, muss mit ihm umgehen lernen by wegoodandevilthings
Fandoms: Tatort, Tatort (TV 1970)
16 Sep 2021
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Es dauerte einen Moment, musste er sich später mit Bedauern eingestehen. Es dauerte einen Moment, bis er unter den beinahe platinblond gefärbten Haaren und dem unbekannten Bart die grünblauen Augen und die Lippen wiedererkannte, die ihn die letzten fünfzehn Jahre verfolgt hatten.
Oder: Adam arbeitet in Berlin in der Mordkommission und trifft ein ihm sehr bekanntes Gesicht während eines Falls wieder... in einer unerwarteten Rolle.
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- Part 1 of Flucht dem Käfig
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22 Feb 2026
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trivial questions about a triple murder (with answers) by Leocante
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
26 Mar 2022
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Nathan Wesninski was dead. And so was Lola Malcolm. Romero Malcolm. They were all dead, their bodies scattered over the floors tainted with blood, with the prospect of peace. Baltimore could start healing.
Nathan Wesninski was dead, but his killer was smiling, and Andrew couldn't shake off the feeling that it wasn't the end of anything. The city thrived off crime, and the crime itself was so much bigger than a triple murder. So much more important in the bright white of the interrogation room.
The killer was smiling. Andrew sat into a chair across him.
Cameras stayed off.
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06 Feb 2026
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“So,” Ilya says, dragging the word out. He’s swiping at non-existent crumbs on the counter, avoiding his eyes. “You have dinner at parents on Christmas, yes?”
“Yeah.”
Ilya nods. “I can house-sit while you are away. Make place pretty, if you have decorations. Make it less boring.”
Shane’s eyebrows fly up. “What? You don’t want to come with?”
Finally, Ilya looks up at him. Hesitantly, he asks, “You want me to come with?”
Frowning, Shane says, “I– yeah. Yeah, of course. You think I invited you here just so you could spend Christmas alone?”
Looking away, Ilya shrugs. “I am intruder here, Hollander. You have family. I do not. Makes situation… difficult, maybe. You forget the world thinks we are rivals.”
“Not difficult,” Shane says immediately. “You want to come, you’re coming.”
Or: Ilya's in Montreal alone during the week leading up to the Winter Classic. Shane doesn't let him spend Christmas alone.
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- Part 4 of ejo + hr
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31 Jan 2026
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you and me won't be alone no more by shroomrrd
Fandoms: State SMP | ish's Civilization Series
17 Oct 2025
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Through some terrible mistake, a totem of undying makes it's way into the world. Everyone finds out about it at the worst possible time, and the aftermath of the attack on Infernus is entirely different.
in other words, fluixon lives and its saparata's problem.
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18 Oct 2025
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In his mind, the fall lasts a small eternity. In reality, it's maybe two seconds.
Will and Hannibal go over the cliff, just like they planned.Picks up where the finale ends, fills in all the blanks of the last episode, and continues through to their new life as Murder Husbands. My version of a fix-it fic.
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- Part 1 of A Great and Gruesome Height
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13 Oct 2025
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“You should take a date to your fundraiser."
“Yes, perhaps you’re right. It would be improper to invite someone under false pretence, mind, and for my patient to understand, the evidence would need to be… compelling.”
“Perhaps an ex-girlfriend,” Will says, unsure why the thought makes him feel flat and remote.
“That would be incredibly inappropriate.”
“A friend then. Someone you can explain the problem to. You could take-”
“You,” Hannibal interjects.
The words belly-flop into silence. Will’s mouth opens, and then closes, and then opens again.When Franklyn's advances of friendship become too much for even Hannibal to politely ignore, he enlists Will's help.
Written for the Accidental Sex challenge- the prompt was #AccidentalSex14: “Playing a prank on our friends to make them think we’re a couple and now we’re in bed together” sex.
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23 Sep 2025
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A seduction through physical objects. It starts with a scarf loaned to Will on a cold day, but Hannibal, as usual, isn't satisfied with anything small.
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- Part 1 of What Dreams
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23 Sep 2025
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When Lapis Meets Lava by FermentedAppleJuice
Fandoms: Ish's Civilization Simulation, State SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Sep 2026
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It has been two weeks since the end of the Infernus battle. As far as Saps knows, everything is at peace now. The war was won, both islands are quiet, and all those who caused chaos lie dead in the ground. A place from which they can never bother anyone again.
So tell him why. Why, of all things that could have happened, is his best friend... The same one whose memorial stands in front of Saps house, the same one Saps was sure was dead, now lying half-awake at his doorstep, begging for help?
Flux never begs.
What happened after Flux "died" in lava during the volcano raid?
And how, will Saps deal with it?
This fanfic was first written only with the intention to make Flux cry just to later have an excuse to give him comfort with lots of cuddles. But as i keep writing it, it turned into a somewhat sweet comedy with lots of silly fighting and bickering! So i hope you enjoy this small break from all the angst in this fandom and embrace the cuddles, fluff and everything nice (*˘︶˘*).｡*♡Series
- Part 1 of All content for "When Lapis Meets Lava"
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21 Sep 2025
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“You're much more agreeable when you're drunk,” Schpood notes, resting his head on his hand, smirking.
“Am I?” Spyder drawls, reaching for his drink.
“Mm, and less guarded, it's nice,”
And maybe Spyder drank too much, because to his horror, Schpood is right. He's smiling lightly and laughs at his stupid dad jokes. It's embarrassing to realize. His face flushes, but this time not from the alcohol he drank.
Or, Schpood is being extra gay and Spyder is in denial, (he also gets hurt and Schpood loses his mind and then kisses him)
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17 Sep 2025
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Samsara by ghastlypanic
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), State SMP, Ish's State, State SMP | ish's Civilization Series
10 Sep 2025
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Chaos and cruelty are the nature of mankind. To walk among others is to walk towards violence. Saparata knows this well.
And yet, mankind is cursed to hunger for companionship. Saparata knows this even better.
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OR the same story you all know, but told through the lives of those living it.
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- Part 1 of state smp brainrot
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15 Sep 2025