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6-Word Garashir Stories by BlessedAreTheFandoms, Bluemeany, DHW, EdelweissInSpace, kaelio, Still_Not_King, Syaunei
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
26 Feb 2021
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A collection of 6-word Garashir stories from the hivemind.
Update: Chapter 16
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Doctor Bashir finds himself in a timeline that's mostly the same, with one glaring difference.
Conversations with himself, Garak, and an appearance by Dax ensue.
(Really, he just wants to go home. He misses his husband and it's been a very long day).Aaaand maybe he'll help our Prime!Bashir take a peek at some possibilities...
(This was mostly just an excuse for me to write fun, fluffy stuff and play with timelines for the TimeFest Challenge. Edited for formatting 2/8 for an easier read).
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Garak hates Bashir's clothes, and has seized a perfect opportunity.
Bashir has just arrived at his destination and realized his entire packed wardrobe has been swapped out. -
Butterflies in a Bell Jar by Still_Not_King
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Jan 2020
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Arthur “Zira” Fell and Anthony J. Crowley both work for the same company in London, a big office building for Ethereal™ Investments. Crowley is in IT, which is good because his favorite coworker’s husband is kind of a mess with computers, plus his office-mate Zira is fricking adorable. Of course, then Zira finally joins Newt and Anathema for Karaoke Friday and comes face-to-face with the real A.J.. To say they hit it off would be an understatement - it’s like they’ve known one another for years. It’s an adorable little meet-cute. There’s navigating a new relationship, falling in love hard and fast, and the Incredibly Strict No-Fraternizing Policy at work. Cept, turns out that No-Fratrenizing Policy is mostly directed at THEM specifically...
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From the original fic:
"For six thousand years," Crowley said, voice cracking, "I have wanted something I couldn't have, because I asked the wrong questions. But I'm asking the right one now. The only one that matters."
In which Aziraphale follows Crowley home after the nonpocalypse.
Please go read the original and everything else Kedreeva has written. They're absolutely lovely, and their Good Omens stuff is phenomenal :-)
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Stede’s excited to lay in bed after the live is over and scroll through the rest of his content, to find his Instagram and maybe some pictures of him, his YouTube and maybe some longer videos.
He decides to hit the follow button, to continue enjoying the uplifting messages, the tasty recipes, the even tastier host, and nearly drops his phone when a shriek comes through his speaker.
“Oh! Oh, it happened! Fifty thousand followers! Congratulations to… The Gentleman Pirate! You won!”
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Edward Teach leads the world's best epidemic investigation team, but it's getting to be a bit of a grind - every case seems to be the same - and he's bored out of his skull. When Stede Bonnet, a staff scientist with the CDC, alerts the WHO to a possible disease outbreak in the United States, Ed's team is sent to look into it. As far as first impressions go, Ed thinks that Stede's an incompetent idiot, and Stede is convinced that Ed's an arrogant ass. They're in a race to figure out what the virus is, where it came from, and how to stop it - a task that's made more difficult when the hosts of a popular YouTube conspiracy theory channel claim that the virus was created in a lab and released on purpose.
But just because something is a conspiracy, that doesn't mean it isn't true.
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Bookmarked by Still_Not_King
09 Nov 2023
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Only once they were out of sight of the café did the man stop and take his arm away, giving Stede a sheepish little grin. “Looked like you needed rescuing back there,” he said, and then held out his free hand. “I’m Ed.”
Stede, still a little dumbfounded, grasped Ed’s hand in a weak shake. “Stede. Stede Bonnet. I’ll pay you back for the tea, I promise. I get paid next week.”
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A modern AU where Ed saves Stede from embarrassment in a café, and then suddenly accidental sugar daddy happens. This is a prompt fill from the OFMD kink meme, the fic is all complete and a new chapter will be posted weekly.
ETA: A podfic version of this fic, read by the incomparable SD_Ryan, is available here!
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Bookmarked by Still_Not_King
10 Aug 2023
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The one where Ed is a surprise sugar daddy & Stede is a.slightly reluctant (but very in love) sugar baby.
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Haunted by Your Touch by Brainrot_bailey, PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado), xray_vex
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Nov 2022
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Modern AU.
-- Stede Bonnet is recently divorced and getting on with his life with the help of his friends. It’s Halloween season and Stede’s going to a haunted house with the crew. It’s Stede’s first time going to a haunted attraction. He picks the VIP option, a more extreme experience which allows actors to touch the patrons.
-- Edward Teach has been working as a haunt actor for many seasons. This year he’s been hired by an attraction where actors are permitted to touch guests to give them an extra scare. His character is one he’s perfected over the years, the pirate Blackbeard. He’s gotten weary of being a haunt actor, so he hopes this new gig will bring some more oomph to his life.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Still_Not_King
01 Jun 2023
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Father Stede Bonnet has a a crisis of faith.
Is it blasphemy? Oh yeah. Is it also sweet? Somehow also yes. It’s a blasphemy meet cute.
Bookmarked by Still_Not_King
02 Jan 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
Don't know if I was more surprised by how good the sex was, considering how well the religion bits were written or visa versa.
Either was this whole fic SLAPSread when feeling particularly jenaba about The Church