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Talk to Me (But Maybe Use Different Words) by pagination
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
12 May 2016
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Clint Barton's To Do list
1. Buy more undies.
2. 'Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.' Try line out on Phil.
3. Look for other sock. Maybe left in bodega.
4. 'Your eyes are like spanners. Whenever I see them, my nuts tighten.' Tony = hilarious. Try on Phil.
5. Feed dog.
6. 'I'm no weatherman, but you should expect eight inches tonight.' Don't try on Phil yet.
7. Measure dick. Use ruler this time instead of fruit.
8. Throw out the yogurt container in the fridge. Do not open first.Phil Coulson's To Do list:
1. Request new psych eval for Barton.
2. Buy butter.Series
- Part 1 of Words are Hard
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- English
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- 30,364
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 3
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21 May 2016
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On the night train out of Budapest, Phil Coulson is dealing with the fallout of an operation that went badly wrong and nearly killed Clint Barton-- the man for whom he has a hopeless passion.
Well, Phil thinks it's hopeless. Clint is about to prove him wrong.
The working title of this story was "Gratuitous Sleeper Car Suit Porn."
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12 Mar 2016
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It started with a cliche "weird pollen made them do it" standalone story and morphed into a series. Oops.
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24 Feb 2016
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14 Feb 2016
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I Never Shook My Shadow by Laura Kaye (laurakaye)
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
15 Sep 2014
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Clint has thought about it, maybe more than is strictly healthy; sometimes he’d tell himself stories about what would happen if Phil just showed up one day, alive.
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09 Feb 2016
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Phil gives Clint a card which he'll stamp every time Clint (quietly, without fuss) goes to medical. When he's been nine times, he gets a free meal of his choice.
How could Clint resist?
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- 1/1
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09 Feb 2016
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Clint's friends drag him to a classy bar on their quest to find sugar daddies for themselves. Clint isn't inclined to play that game -- until he meets Phil Coulson, who challenges everything Clint believed in.
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09 Feb 2016
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Clint tossed his bag on the right side of the bed, and Coulson...twitched. There was really no other word for it.
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- English
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- 2,238
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- 1/1
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- 38
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- 12,597
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25 Jan 2016
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Operation Snapdragon by Laura Kaye (laurakaye) for Kathar
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel 616
20 Nov 2016
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They’d decided to call it Operation Snapdragon, Jasper had explained, because snapdragons meant “deception” in the language of flowers.
It would be more accurate to call it Operation Rip Out Phil's Heart And Grind It Beneath The Feet Of Mobsters, but apparently there wasn't a flower for that.
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- English
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- 3/3
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17 Jan 2016
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Phil spends some private time watching porn on the internet.
****New chapters added due to popular demand!****
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 4/4
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21 Dec 2015
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Roomies by Maquis_Leader
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Hawkeye (Comics)
04 Jul 2013
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There's an unwritten rule for SHIELD missions that Barton bunks alone.
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- English
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17 Sep 2015
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At The Beep by raiining
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
24 Jul 2014
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More than five times Phil called Clint and left a message, and more than one time Clint didn’t leave one back.
Marvel Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. compliant.
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15 Aug 2015
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Voicemail, Violets, and Valentines by florahart
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
14 Feb 2015
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Clint has left Phil a valentine, and okay, so it's sappy, so sue him, love poems aren't his strength okay?
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15 Aug 2015
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Written for a very special prompt on Avengerkink that I'm going to bother to quote in full:
Clint is called Hawkeye, and that's truer than most people know. You see, Clint is special. He has a whole collection of eyes for every occasion. Hawk eyes for accuracy, infrared eyes for tracking people at night, cat eyes for seeing in dim light, even a set of plain old human eyes he uses for nights out on the town. Somewhere in his room/nest is a shelf full of different eyes he uses, though he usually keeps a few sets on him, just in case. In truth, Clint is actually blind; he has no eyes of his own, just uses the various sets that he has. (Whether his ability to change out his eyes is science or magic or some kind of tech is up to you, dear author.)
Please show me the team's reaction when they find out! Are they intrigued? Disgusted? Just plain weirded out?
(Coulson finds out, and years later, so does the team.)
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14 Jun 2015
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It’s been a month since Loki, since New York, since Phil. Clint has been hired out to the FBI for busy-work, and gets loaned to the DEA on the side. Someone decides he would be perfect for a quick infiltration job to a local BDSM bar (sorry, “dungeon”) and sends him in. Clint isn’t sure how, but he knows this is going to end badly …
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- 6/6
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30 May 2015
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Clint and Phil FTC (Fuck the Canon, I Do What I Want) by cakeisnotpie
Fandom: Marvel, Marvel (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
18 Mar 2019
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30 May 2015
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Marvel One-Shots, Vol. 3 by sabinelagrande
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
15 Sep 2014
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Yet more little chunks of Marvel goodness.
Series
- Part 3 of Marvel One-Shots
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18 May 2015
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Five Times Phil Coulson Made Clint Barton Feel A Lot Better (Not Like That) (Okay, Maybe Once Is Like That) by florahart
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
29 Mar 2015
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As far as Clint is concerned, Coulson makes him feel better about pretty much anything, no matter how much of a chronic fuckup he is.
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- English
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- 4,280
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- 1/1
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- 53
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17 May 2015
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17 May 2015
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Clint Barton is not Hawkeye at home. Apparently the only person surprised by this is Phil.
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16 May 2015