SuckerForRosekiller
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Applicant Name: Kaveh
Darshan of Affiliation: Kshahrewar
Desired Salary: N/A
Attached CV: [Decoding the Runes and Architectural Philosophy of the Ruins of King Deshret’s Civilization]
Cover Letter (if applicable):
Kindly send this appropriately credited document to Akademiya staff so that someone may teach the belligerent Scribe that he cannot blindly pass along my existing work to some newcomer over a topic he destroyed almost a decade ago.
Delete this.
(or, Alhaitham posts a familiar job listing. Sumeru wishes he hadn’t.)
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A Treatise on Emotional Repression in Modern Architectural Discourse (or, How to Build Something That Holds) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
13 Oct 2025
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“You,” Alhaitham says, so low it barely registers on the frequency spectrum, “talk a lot about structure. But none of it keeps you upright.”
Kaveh swallows.
Hard.
“Excuse me?”
“You build theories. Draft heartbreak. Design metaphors until you drown in them. But you don’t hold anything up.”
“That’s because—because you won’t let me.”
Alhaitham’s eyes narrow. “What is it you’re trying to hold up, Kaveh?”
Kaveh opens his mouth.
Closes it.
Swears. Opens it again.
“I—”
Or, two idiots weaponize interior design as a form of unresolved tension.
Series
- Part 25 of Kavetham / Haikaveh Oneshots & Twoshots
- Part 20 of A Treatise on Intellectual Dumbasses and Their Incomprehensible Love
Bookmarked by SuckerForRosekiller
10 Dec 2025
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most unfairly hilarious haikaveh I've ever read
made me feel stupid
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Five Times Kaveh and Alhaitham Almost Kissed (and the One Time They Did) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
20 Oct 2025
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Five times Kaveh and Alhaitham almost kissed because of architecture, academia, or Alhaitham's naked torso (involving orange slices as aesthetic insult, hallway negotiations of physical boundaries, furniture-based foreplay, domestic symbolisms disguised as dinner, and academic proximity crimes). And one time, finally, they stopped almost-ing—and kissed.
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- Part 26 of Kavetham / Haikaveh Oneshots & Twoshots
Bookmarked by SuckerForRosekiller
19 Nov 2025
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these two academic idiots should be injected into my veins
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it's always a good time by grieg_nation for flyingmonkiesattack
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
29 Jul 2025
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Shoko rubs her chin. “The way I see it, you’re annoying, impatient, and self-centered, so being a bad top is symptomatic– the underlying problem is you wouldn’t be a good sexual partner in general. If we were blue-footed boobies on the Galápagos Islands, no one would mate with you, and you’d die alone.”
“Lies and slander,” Satoru accuses. “Suguru would mate with me.”
“Geto has issues,” she agrees.
Uni AU. Gojo believes he can top and he makes it Geto’s problem.
Bookmarked by SuckerForRosekiller
18 Sep 2025
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I'm not sure if that's crack treated seriously or the author is just the most hilarious person who's existence I'm witnessing
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Trip by Blah999 for BookishFlyingGecko
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga), Death Note & Related Fandoms
05 Dec 2022
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Matt and Mello go on a cross-country road trip, eat an obscene amount of chocolate, and learn how to talk about their feelings.
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- Part 12 of Tumblr Prompt Requests